HYA, PERSON! I have been sitting here for FOREVER waiting for YOU! Yeah you, right there, the one with the head! That's right, now that your here I can start rambling on about my self! YAY! Ready? Ok here I go! *Room fills with blinding sparkles.” FRICK! IT GOT IN MY DAMN EYE! Ooookay, heheh, now that my little “episode” is over:

I proudly hold the record of being called a bitch 27 times by people I hardly know! (Yes I’m counting!) Not that I really am a bitch. I’m mostly called this when I stand up for what I believe in, or just give someone a good old fashion ass whippin’ at sports! Hee Hee!!! :D

I am not what you would call “an amazing writer” but I’ve got good ideas, plus I’m a damn good poet (at least that’s what I’ve been told.) I like science, sports, CHOCOLATE, computer graphics (I know I’m a nerd), uh, rainbows, and um other stuff.

People tend to call me “a freak”, or “weird” but I never let that get me down, IT’S A COMPLIMENT! Just because I see the world differently doesn’t mean I’m not as good as everyone else. Besides, I think it’s a good thing to be thinking differently, considering how stupid people are at my school, and probably in the world. OPEN YOUR MINDS PEOPLE! IF THIS IS WHERE THE HUMAN RACE IS GOING I HOPE MONKEYS TAKE OVER!

I Like Quotes!

"It's Britney, Bitch!"

"If we forget the things we know, would we have somewhere to go?"

"STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"

"If your from Africa, then why are you white?"

"Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

"The world spins madly on."

(*Holds up broccoli*) "When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived."