Hagaren-Obsessed
 Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter. Puchow Lakek PONK! (Hello Humans!) (or aliens or monsters or dwarfs or elves or dragons or hobbits or smeagols/ gollums or anything else I neglected to mention. If you are a homunculus, I strongly suggest you leave before my fingers snap... you have till I count 3. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For scavenger hunt information, SCROLL DOWN!! A lot... To the bottom... Okay... Yeah. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, InuyashaMoonlight634, Hagaren_Obsessed Yeah. In case you didn't gather, I'm obsessed with a lot of stuff... AND my DA acount is here: A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. Here are 10 Facts for you: 1. 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You still have a stupid smile on your face. (Yes, but that was from BEFORE I did this…) Dorky Sayings: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. You know you live in 2011 when... You are blessed if you can read this, because over 2 million people in the world can’t read at all. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Put this in your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people start staring at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Edward Elric) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! 95 percent of kids are conserned with being popular if you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101, satansconfuseddaughter, Eana, Azumi Kiribashi, FurubaLover4ever, Magickbendingdemon, Weirdo-Girl, obsessed-fangirls-forever, Hagaren-Obsessed If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" If two wrongs don't make a right, try three What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls "I believe 'die cabbage' conveys my feelings properly" We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "You say tomato...I say get over yourself." "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! Love your enemies! It really pisses them off Smile. It confuses people. A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you are someone who is laughing their guts out, copy, and paste this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you are one of the people who will repeatedly hit the 'GO' button when trying to make something load and scream at your computer in frustration when it doesn't work copy and paste this into your profile! _ If you're a girl and you've ever I want child abuse to stop! And if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I can't see, Must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get Just one beating tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. GIRLS DON'T REALIZE THESE THINGS I'M SORRY: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile. If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than twenty-five times, copy this into your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Abbodon, Nintendogeek01, InfinityStar, Blucougar57, Futuremrsstabler, Hagaren- Obsessed, If you know someone who you would gladly push off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile. Is there such a thing as phobiaphobia, a fear of fear itself? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? (OMG!!) If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If you are terrified by horror, but constantly seek it out, copy and paste this in your profile If you think you've pasted the same thing in your profile more than once, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. 101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. The 27 Commandments 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. 101 Fun Things to Do at Walmart: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!” 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!! I got it!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!! Hey look, there’s another one!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a sprinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. 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They say say Twilight What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she reposts this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to call her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of quesion, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Repost this to your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!' If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ... if you agree, put this in your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house... which was very embarrasing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect), obsessedchick15 (we were heading to our lockers to start off the day and i fall on the second flight of stairs... luckily, no one saw it), Hagaren-Obsessed (Everyone knows I do so no one walks behind me up or down stairs... XD) If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, obsessedchick15, Hagaren-Obsessed If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace, Twitter or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile. If you constantly update your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You go to your dad for advice. Total: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 6- I’m a girl with 6 girl traits… IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! XD I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! 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If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile. Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. What was the first anime you watched? Pokemon, Sailor Moon or Yu Gi Oh… Knowingly, it was Fullmetal Alchemist. What anime/manga have you watched/read? Sailor Moon, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Rave, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Pokemon, Yu Gi Oh, Bamboo Blade, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles Who is your favourite anime character? Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon), Everyone (Fairy Tail), Luffy and Ace (One Piece), Plue and Griff and Haru and Musica and Elie (Rave), Ed and Al and Roy and Winry and Riza and Hughes and Basically Everyone (Fullmetal Alchemist), Kyo and Momiji and Hatsuharu and Kisa and Hiro, Zero and Ichigo and Headmaster Kiruyu (Vampire Knight), Charmander and Ash and Pikachu (Pokemon… No DUH), Yami and Yugi (Yu Gi Oh), Kirino and Tamaki (Bamboo Blade), Inuyasha, Sango, Shippo, Kagome, Miroku (Inuyasha), Honey and Tamaki and Haruhi and Hikaru and Kaoru and Nekozawa and Chika (Ouran High School Host Club), Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Fai and Kurogane and Syaoran and Sakura and Mokona and Yuko- The Space- Time Witch (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronichles) A guy went to a coffee shop with his friends, since he drank too much coffee, he felt like giving out his gas. Since he was with his friends, he thought that it was really embarrasing...but then he realized that the music was really loud, so he decided to fart to the beat. After giving out his gas and was satisfied, he looked at his friends to see them staring at him shocked...then he realized that...he was listening to his MP3 all this time... If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cookie-imouto, AnimaniacXOX, SaturnXK, Hagaren-Obsessed (IF it’s like the Manga…) If you dislike Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! 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If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, I hate snowy days, SaturnXK, Spider’s Thread, Hagaren-Obsessed If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. 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(But I wanna learn it better…) Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals -) Likewise, he should never be given Yu-Gi-Oh! cards either 10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 18) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand. 23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force". 28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus" during the Christmas Holidays. 29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. -) Likewise, I will not send Snape soap for Christmas. 31.) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". 32.) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept. 34.) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Claus. (WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!) 35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 36.) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive" in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 38.) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 41.) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 42.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 43.) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 44.) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 47.) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 49.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 50.) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 51.) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 52.) I may not have a private army. 53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 54.) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 55.) I am not the wicked witch of the west. 56.) I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 58.) Neither will Professor Umbridge. 59.) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 60.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 63.) Especially not all of them at once. 64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 66.) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 68.) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 71.) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. 72.) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. 73.) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 74.) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 75.) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 76.) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 78.) I will not create a betting pool on whether Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 79.) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 80.) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. 81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 82.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 83.) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 84.) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 85.) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 87.) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 88.) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 89.) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 90.) It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says 'All the good looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 91.) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 92.) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry 93.) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall 94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 101.) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. 104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 107.) Nor will I claim that since it is Herbology, we should learn Self Defense in case we are attacked by fruit. 108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams, or the Pi song either. 110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car. 120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 121.) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. Really Dumb Store labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On some packets of Nuts: “Warning: May Contain Traces of Nuts” (So what’s it contain instead? Will I still GET the Nuts I bought?) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: Girls The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu --w-- Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH TOM RIDDLE COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. Copy and Paste this if you agree that Christian Coulson should have been re-cast as Tom Riddle in the Half-Blood Prince. And if you think he's hot! If you've ever read a new chapter of a fanfiction and didn't review because you were too busy, and then forgot until the next chapter came out, copy and paste this into your profile Top 10 list of strange or funny things I do or have done or stuff like that: 1. I broke my arm when I was 2. This is what I eventually told the doctor: 2. Started talking about my favourite episode of Fruits Basket, episode 6, to a friend, who asked me to remind them what happened. I said REALLY loudly “It the episode where Hana and Uo go and visit Tohru and they keep turning into animals, and clothes fly everywhere…” I got some really strange looks, and it took me a little while to work out why 3. I was in a car with my friend and her sister (the sister was driving) and we started singing Kick It Up A Notch Reprise REALLLLLLLLLY loudly with the windows down. We were acting really into it and a guy pulls next to us (we were at a red light) with their window down as the 3 of us are belting out about how we smoke pot and like blowing things up… 4. A couple of years ago my cousin, Troy, was on his junk mail run (his old job, he'd walk around to letterboxes and put in junkmail) and I went with him. He then proceeded to tell me that on his mail run, there was a crazy man who tried to shoot him for putting junk mail in his letterbox. I believed him and he sad he'd let me know when we went pass that house. He kept telling me more about this' maniac' nad the story kept changing, but I still believed him. We then got to the street and he said to get down and run pass the house, so I did. He proceeded saundered over right in front of the house casually and nothing happened. When we got to the end of the street, he said to me"Look up, there's a plane spelling gullable." and I looked up and was all like "Where?" seriously. And then I realised what he meant. Troy then told me that there WAS no man who tried to shoot him, it was actually a guy he was friends with through cadets, but he did own a gun... And somehow, I STILL trust him! 5. Ok, so When I laugh hard enough (Which isn’t really hard), I sound like a Hyena, and people think I can’t breathe and ask me if I’m alright, which makes me laugh harder… Eventually, I realized if I HELD my breath, I could stop myself from laughing, and so I blocked my nose and covered my mouth to stop laughing and held my breath in, silently cracking up, and then… Air came out of my eyes… THIS IS REAL!! It came out the inner bits near the nose… and I just laughed harder. So now if I hold my breath, I have to hold my eyes as well… 6. I had a Mohawk to raise money for charity, and sadly a little kid saw me and started crying, I was simply talking to friends at the time… 7. A friend from church saw me with a Mohawk and thought I was a new person at church come to sing and introduced himself. A guy in the band introduced me as Vivian from Scotland… He believed the whole band and crew until he went to shake my hand… 8. I once was standing perfectly still and then for no reason whatsoever, I fell over onto a random guy I happened to know… 9. Felt really ninja after being at a martial arts class so I walked home and would randomly ‘hit’ the air and pretend I hit a target, then I’d throw a kick. On Friday I saw a friend who said to me “Hey, Why did you kick the traffic light on Monday?” 10. My friend told me he was moving to Europe to live there for 2 terms, and he would come back in February, just after I would have left for Japan and so I wouldn't see him for a year and a half. Then he told me because he knew I would find out on the day he was supposed to go and he came to school that he wasn't going, and he had made it up. I believed him the whole time. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you try to email Stephanie Meyer to hurry up and write Midnight Sun otherwise your dad will beat the crap out of her. crazy is when you listen to old songs then put the radio on on something modern. Crazy is when you decide that you can live with only three hours of sleep so that you can finish reading the book that needs to be returned today. Crazy is when you laugh every time see HOme EcoNOMics written down, because the word NOM is in there. Crazy is when you run into the school bathroom pretending to look for Billy Mays because you need to get some Oxy-Clean from him, as you spilled soda on you shirt. Crazy is when you have inside jokes, with yourself, that you laugh at in the middle of Math and get those What-the-heck-are-you-laughing-at looks. Crazy is when you put a pizza in the oven upside down, then wonder why there's hardly any cheese on it. Crazy is where you laugh hysterically when trying to tell your science class what your research project was, and not being able to tell them without going red in the face, and having your friends fill in the gaps for everyone. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have easily avoided, copy and paste this to your profile! 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(Didn’t gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?) 2) Did you get a haircut? (No, it shrunk…) 3) Did you lose weight? (Yeah. It just vanished! I’ve been looking for it…) 4) Did you catch a fish? (Nope. I talked it into giving itself up.) 5) *Waiter* Table for how many? (One hundred and twelve. Us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes.) 6) Were you sitting there? (Yes. me and my imaginary friend Steve.) 7) You’re not wearing that out are you? (Actually, I was planning on going naked, what do you think?) 8) Is that yours? (No, I stole it.) 9) *Watching a trick* Am I supposed to pick a card? (No, you’re supposed to pick your nose.) 10) Are you going to eat that? (Only if you want it.) 11) *Doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company.) 12) *Clerk at store* Is that all? (Why? Wasn’t this enough?) 13) Where did you get that accent? (I bought it on ebay.) 14) Hey, are you moving? (Nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week.) 15) Are you always funny? 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If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)crysteelia (i'd have an evil laughing fit)DigiDestined of Balance (I’d make sure my enemies were in it first evil grin), Kimiko Heroux (I’ll be pointing and laughing my head off) luv2write and laugh (DigiDestined of Balance kinda took mine but...yeah. I'd also be laughing like a maniac. They'd have to send me to a loony bin) Avalongal316 (hell with just tanks, give me granades bombs, chocolate, coffe, AND a tank. Thats what I call fun!) craZharrypotterblondie (Lock all my enemies in the school and proceed destroying the school!!!) Dr. Rae (I'd stand on top and be like "That's what you get for giving me an F! I shall never waste seven hours of my day doing pointless stuff agaaiinnnn!!!"), Hagaren_Obsessed (I will first go back in time so all the best parts of the school are there, and then bulldoze everything else (So only a tree and a park thingo and full big oval are left, and the music block and Jap rooms, cos I like them.)) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, This Sayuri-Sama, PheobeLeo35, platinumstrawberry56, Starowner, Toshiku Yumari, Kimiko Heroux, Avalongal316, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae(It sucks. -_-), Hagaren_Obsessed (on the upside though, I have a guy at my school who looks and acts like a mix of Ed and Al Elric, and it’s funny cos he’s the guy that actually introduced me to FMA as an anime…), If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you still have to do the 'L' is for left' thing with your fingers, or something similar, copy this to your profile. If people have given up looking at you funny because there is no longer any point, copy this to your profile. If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do. If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane, crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Kimiko Heroux, Avalongal316, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae, Hagaren_Obsesed If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both, all) If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. (Lately I’ve been having some dreams about people from my church… The latest was about my minister’s son and he was saying how he wasn’t allowed to come to youth any more because his dad wanted him to not be so involved in church, and more into his school work…) If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. (Never seen a longer profile yet- If you have, PM ME!!) If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you stink at math copy this onto your profile one early morning a man sat on a bench and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know it’s because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile. If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. 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If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile. Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile! Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore! 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know! 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'! 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shoot... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. (I know I’ve got one like this, but it’s a bit different!) I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, suckerforromance234, wishIwereanime, Dr. Rae, Hagaren_Obsessed What would Scooby do? Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree. I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God! If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, "This is going to take more then one night..." Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee! Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it. Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirell. When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say "It's in the script." If he asks, "But what's my motivation?" I say, "Your salary." If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and he later discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. It is difficult to find a courteous person today who isn't trying to sell you something. Everyone has heard of the expression, "if you can't beat them, join them." But what does that mean if your being mugged? If they're overpowering you, do you have to help the muggers mug you? Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow. It is already tomorrow in Australia. (Not Comforting for us Aussies…) God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt. Hippies, hippies. They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. There is a hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf! Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one of those pieces. Do you know why they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Random Facts (add one on)! The Longest word in the English language is Floccinaucinihilipilification- meaning rare- estimated to be worthless George Washington grew marijuana in his garden. Tigers have striped skin. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. The dot above the 'i' is called the tittle. InNevadait is illegal to ride a camel on the highway. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines. Moscow weathermen can be fined for inaccuarate weather forecasting. A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule will not. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader. In England in the 1880's, 'pants' was considered a dirty word. In France, it is legal to marry a dead person. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack Box is Bingo. On Average, women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2,000 Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered an abortion. If Adolf’s dad had taken his dad’s last name as he was supposed to, we would be calling Hitler Schicklgruber. Most cows give more milk when they're listening to music. Every second there are 418 kit kat fingers eaten in the world (Mmmm...KitKats...) Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots. (RIP, Mel Blanc, RIP) In 1836, Mexican General Santa Anna held an elaborate state funeral for his amputated leg. a pregnant goldfish is called a twit. Eskimos don't gamble. The Japanese have their own word for “googling”- it’s a verb called “Gugurimasu”. Things my mother taught me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. Funny stuff... I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here. "I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast." Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I don't approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and stupidhead's. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 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