.CHoMP. : Hi all you, Peoples!!! this is a joint profile of me(RaWR.CHoMP.SMile) and my partner in crime...Valky-chan(Valkyrie Hovgaard)

Remember, the ones in italics are RCS, and the ones in bold/italic are VH

What shall Valkyrie Hovgaard say here?

She likes to write. Music is her motivation on these things.

She does not like you. LOL, JK.

Unfortunately, she is a Sasori fangirl, and wishes to keep Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi, Deidara, and Tobi. Actually, she wants to own Akatsuki, but cannot because it is pure fiction.

.RaWR.CHoMP.SMiLe says...errrrr... types: SHuT THe FuCK uP...

Za converzations of zis profile!!!

RaWR. CHoMP. SMile.: hey!!

Valkyrie Hovgaard: Hi!! Runs and glomps.

R.C.S.: yay! i'm glomped!

V.H.: Yeah!!! Im bored

RCS: me too..

VH: I wish Sasori was real...

RCS: hmmmm... i wish i was an anime character...

VH: Hw would you look like?

RCS:hmmmm... something rin hayashi would draw...

VH: hehe I would have red hair and dark eyes. Like, really dark eyes

RCS: black?

VH: BTW, have you ever read the fanfic Uneasy Coexistence? And yeah

RCS: i'd like my eyes to change color based on my emotions. nope

VH: That'd be sooo cool! And read that fanfic!!! It's by DeGlace, i think, and it's a SakuX... I shouldn't spoil the pairing!

RCS:yeah but then itachi would say..."foolish lil girl"... damn bastard

VH: I know, but I still think he's cool.

RCS: yeah... sigh

VH: Jashin, I'm bored. Holy Shiz, everybody will see our conversation! Creepy...

RCS:who cares! lol

VH: YEah, who cares!!!!!?????

RCS:who cares if they'll flame us...

VH:We'll just ask dear Kisame to put it out with his Suiton techniques

RCS: yeah!

VH: And... who else has water-based elements?

RCS: dunno

VH: I can't remember... I think Itachi-san had a second element that was water... Meh.

RCS: maybe after all he could copy 'em

VH: Yeah, baka-weasel copycat-dude

ZA end!!

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RaNDoMNeSS!!!!

1. Would you rather be beautiful or rich?

RCS: RICH!!!! I'm already Beautiful...LOL

Valky: Both! (oi! you've always been beautiful! RCS)

2. If your partner in crime won an award... what would it be for??

RCS: for being awesome!!! and the best Akatsuki fangirl!!!

Valky: For being a totally cool person to chat with! Seriously!

3. Do you think profile buddy is huggable??

RCS: well actually she's been doing all the hugging... i still cant feel my lungs... LOL but yes she is :D

Valky: Hell yeah!

4. if you and your partner in crime had babies together, what would they look like???

RCS: ROTFFL impossible! okayokay... curly blond hair,black eyes... a pretty lil morena and meztisa!!!! or looks like sasori and deidara!!!

Valky: I'm not blonde! I have reddish hair and hazel eyes... There would be two kids that are chibi-versions of dear little Sasori and Deidara, because we love them so much! (oi!!! am talking about my latest dye job and current contacts!!!-rcs)

5. what would you do if your parents decide to adopt RCS/Valky?

RCS:YAY!!!!! i finally have a sister!!! okay fine a FULL sister... do remember my brother is kindda femme...

Valky: Same here! I finnaly have a sister to bug! (*rolls eyes* love you too,sis)

6.What do you think RCS/Valky daydreams about?

RCS: Raping Sasori... LOL

Valky: Ew, Smiley-chan... Maybe I'd kiss him, but that's it. And I think RCS dreams about... umm, taking away Deidara from me! (oops sorry... i did that...-rcs)

7. DO you think RCS/Valky likes Justin Beiber?

RCS: errrrrr... do you, Valky-chan??? if you do i'll skewer you!!!

Valky: No. He reminds me of when I was, like, four years old.

8.DO you think RCS/Valky is secretly a ninja?

RCS:HELL YEAH!!!!

Valky: Possibly...

9.Who's funnier you or RCS/Valky?

RCS: we're funny??? HELL NO!!! WE'RE F*CKiNG HILLARIOUS!!!!

Valky: I'm totally funnier! (you wish! -RCS)

10.If RCS/Valky went to jial,what would it be for?

RCS: For RAPING SASORI!!!!

Valky: What's with the raping Sasori crap?!?!?! I'm sending YOU to jail for becoming a Jashinist and killing oh-what's-his-name... DEIDARA and SASORI!

(oi! i never touched a single hair on their artistic lil heads... besides there is nothing wrong in being a jashinist...hmp! -RCS)

11.What are the odds of RCS/Valky dying alone??

RCS: WE're FUCKING IMMORTAL!!!!! *evil lol*

Valky: More immortal than Kakuzu and Hidan put together.

12.Would RCS/Valky would look good in a miniskirt?

RCS: no she won't... she'll look SMOKIN HAWT in one!!!

Valky: Yeah, I'm awesome, huh?

.RaWR.CHoMP.SMiLe. says

you know what i know?

i think you know what i know... infact i know what you know...

soooo... they know what we know... and we know what they know...

cuz they know what i know, what you know... and you know what i know what they know...

thus we know what we know...

Valkyrie Hovgaard:

making eveybody know what anybody knows... that i'm sure somebody knows... besides everyone knows...

but nobody knows what no one knows...

yah know?

Unfortunate reader:

noooooo...

US both:

okay!!!! now you're in the know!!!!

hehe!

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Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

(am being random...-rcs)

1. Sakura

2.Sasori

3. Tobi (the obnoxious one)

4.Hidan

5.Orochimaru

6.Zetsu

7.Kakuzu

8.Itachi

9.Deidara

10.Kisame

11.Pein

12.Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

RCS: errrrr... not yet...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

RCS: Hidan... HELL YEAH!!! HELL FREEZES BEFORE HIS HAWTNESS!!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

RCS: OMIGAWD!!!! i totally support UCHIHACEST!!!! orochimaru will come back to life by climbing up the well (after sadako does) and get their kids body... eep!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

RCS: Dei-dei??? hmmmm...Found... by (i forgot the author's name) was the best!!! (The Author is Fallacy! VH):D

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

RCS: SasoZet/ZetSaso As a Yaoi fangirl, anything manly(not Gai and Fabio manly) and has dicks with a pair off balls fucking each other is okay with me...don't judge me dammit!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

RCS: oooookaaaayyy... even thats seems so wrong... who am i kidding *BARF* eeeeeewwwwww... this yaoi fan girl has some limitations too you know...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

RCS: anything is possible (except for question #6)... but hmmmm... Kakuzu will probably join in and use his tentacles!!!*nosebleed*

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

RCS:at a party in akatsuki... a hungry and drunk Tobi sees samehada un protected by equally-drunk Kisame. in his drunken and hungry state, grabs it (after all he's madara...) in search of food... soon Drunk tobi trips on a knocked out kisame... well you can say tobi started hallucinating and imagined kisame as big giant fish "Sushi", tobi slurs... hungry druk tobi + Knocked out Kisame + hallucination caused by alcohol= well lets just say tobi was full and so was the other members and kisame was never found...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

RCS: i think soo... yes... but sometimes itachi is just to darn OOC

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

RCS:" Butrape + tentacles= pregnant sasuke and daddy kakuzu"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

RCS:hmmm well... i guess our first joint fic plot...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

RCS: what the fuck is het? (I think that it means Hentai. VH)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

RCS: yupppers!!! i'm talking about you Chris!!!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

RCS: errr...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

RCS: "Jaws... i am you father..." OR " i heart itachi!!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

RCS: POP! goes the weasel!!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

RCS: Warning: there is no warning...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

RCS: you do know some fish switch sex organs every year? makes you wonder what i got down there, huh???

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

RCS: oooooh! they're the kind of couple who can't decide whose turn is it to be on top...

20) How emo is Seven?

RCS: kakuzu says, " money, you're my only friend..." emo enough for yah???

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

RCS: hmmm..." it's my turn killing sasori!!!" and "he's my doll/pincushion!! give him back!!"

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

RCS: beautiful as a rose...smells like one too!

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

RCS: rasberry locks and the most beautiful emerals green eyes with amber flecks, gentle at the same time narcissistic smile and porcelain skin aand cheeks that seemed to carressed by the sun... mmmmm... my kind of guy... lol

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

RCS: mongoose...

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

RCS: incest is highly encourage!