Hi you guys!

My name is Jessica and

i'm 16 and

i live in kentucky.

I love harry potter, lord of the rings, star wars, David Bowie, aliens, some anime, the paranormal(sp?), girls in charge, boy bands, rock music, hot topic, art, and science and all things weird and unusual.

things i hate(extermely dislike) are girls who must have a bf, stupid people, liars, preppy snops(sp?), jerk jocks, people that think they are better then everyone else, and last but not least cheesy love stuff (cause it is so fake)!

I'm aslo weird myself because i love school. I have no clue what the deal is but i love to go to school and i hate summer vaction because of that, but as always i will get over it.

Well this is boring; i'm done talking about me for now, so have fun reading, typing or whatever the heck it is that you are doing :)

here is some stuff i thought was funny, and i thought i would share it with you guys so enjoy:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this and put it in you profile.

If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

"Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend"

"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

"Duct tape is like the Force. There is a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."

"Love is a red snowmobile racing across the tundra, when it suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ICE WEASELS come."

"I may be physcologically impaired, but I'm not stupid.''

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

“Okay, okay. Um, not much that I can remember. A big dark tunnel, possibly experiencing a budget cut for electricity, because the light at the end was out.”

"Who ever said reality wasn't funny apparently didn't live in it."

"Amethyst is the crystal full of dreams."

"I'm surROUNDED by idiots."

"If you take that the statment is true that someone else is always worse feeling than you, by the process of elimation, you could find the most miserable person on earth."

"We voted on who would be who in a family, and apparenttly I would have been Aunt Sally, who nobody ever really hears from but shows up at random events and gets drunk."

"A good friend bails you out of jail at four-o'clock in the morning. A great friend is the one standing beside you saying 'Wow that was awesome!' "

"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"

“When you're having a bad day, it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and only 4 to extend your arm and punch someone in the face.” But please don't apply that one to the author of any of the stories written in blue down below.