An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: Tohru wants to make dinner. Kyo doesn't.

Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3

Yun is always taking care of the group, so when he becomes sick with a fever, it is their turn to take care of him. Implied Hak/Yona T for language. Introspective look at each dragon. Possible spoilers

After Banshee gives Edgar the invisible key, the group sets off on a journey to the Land of Ibrazel to discover its secrets. Along the way, Ulysses emerges, possesses Lydia and tries to kill Edgar. Can Kelpie, Paul and Edgar rescue Lydia from Ulysses' possession? M rated :P

AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.

As he thought his life couldn't get any worse, Kyo gets sold by his greedy boss to a young filthy rich brunette. Will he be able to buy back his freedom or will she let him go? Or maybe he will escape? For now, he can't and the more he stays the more he finds out about his owner and who she really is. Fate does change. Some violence, lemons, and limes. Will try to update. Thanks.

"Demons aren't pretty, Nanami." But she didn't believe it at all. -Tomoe/Nanami

they lined up at the shrine's gates to worship her. -nanami and everyone in the world just because

On hickeys and shortsightedness. - Tomoe, Nanami.

The kid is freaking Sinbad out but good. An exploratory foray into Sinbad and Ja'far's first meeting and subsequent events.

REVISED CHAPTER SIX UP! Set 7 years after the anime. "Lookie here," Natsume said, pissed off. "I don't have time for this. I already have a girlfriend." He put an arm around Mikan's shoulders. "Here she is. And you're making her really jealous."

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

A few months after the curse is broken, Tohru, Kyo and Yuki receive a mysterious letter. Soon afterwards, they are sent to a new home: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What could Tohru and the Sohmas have to do with the fight against Voldemort?

If you had to choose between a prince and a beast, would you really desire the monster? Fruits Basket x Cinderella x Beauty and the Beast. Yuki x Tohru x Kyou

The longer Harry talked to Edward Elric, the less he seemed to know about the strange boy.

A Fruits Basket Regency Romance. Exhausted fugitive Tohru Honda stumbles upon a stranger who offers her shelter in his home-which turns out to be a mansion filled with people who remind her of different animals. What's a young lady to do?

All he could really give her was his heart, but then it had already been hers.' A series of oneshots of the Kazehaya/Kuronuma persuasion. 'They're both full-color portraits, paintings come to life, and she is his in all her rainbow-shaded glory.'

Post-series. Marriage is not a simple thing. Balsa x Tanda. No spoilers.

Post-series. As in all things, Balsa is the aggressor. unrequited Tanda x Balsa.

Edward and Alphonse are told the story of why the cat isn't in the zodiac. Just a short little drabble that takes place when Edward is 8 and Alphonse is 7.

It was only one minute of betrayal, but it had caused over one thousand years of penance. Can the spirit of the rat redeem himself and finally be forgiven?

Yano always sees what others cannot. She knows it takes but one event, one simple act of kindness, for everyone in her class to learn how to appreciate, and for her closest friends to fall in love. It would help if they aren’t so darn dense though….

She takes him under her green mantle, she does not let him go. Kyo/Tohru, spoilers galore.

Oneshot KyoTohru- It was a beautiful wedding. She couldn't comprehend how aware she was of him.

After hearing Momiji play his violin, Tohru wonders if any of the other Sohmas can play an instrument. Shigure is ready with an indecent story of his own instrumental prowess. More innuendo than you can shake a stick at.

AU: I am Kyo Sohma, and I am about to tell you my story. I will tell you now, in advance, that although you will be guaranteed to smile as you read this, you will also cry. Based on the novel and movie A Walk To Remember. Kyoru.

One hundred drabbles, one hundred chapters, and one hundred moments in life...

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

One year after Kyo and Tohru left, they're back at Shigure's for summer vacation. Of course, things don't stay quiet for long, especially when the Sohma Curse is involved...

Apparently, scary movies don't mix well with Tohru.

In Kyo's opinion, Tohru in the kitchen is always a welcome sight. Unless THAT ingredient is involved.

01: "So, like, I think I met my one true love today, and uh, I kinda--er, ran him over with my shiny lexus." 04: "It started on that fateful spring day. I was 6 and I met him. Then I smacked him flat across the face with a tree branch." NxM Drabbles

To get more money, Mikan becomes a secret bar singer. Everything in Mikan’s life has gone wrong, but will something finally be right when she meets Natsume and Ruka? FULL SUM. INSIDE! Pairing: NM & RH. Warning: Family Conflicts. – Happy Ending :D – HIATUS

Tohru has some problems with technology. Kyo helps. Kyo/Tohru One-shot

OneShot TorixMayu, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been wed. She'd never felt this inadequate before. "Are we keeping secrets from each other now, Mayu?" Why had it never occured to her before? Contagious Concepts pt6

OneShot RinxHaru, taking place at the inn where Tohru and Kyo's wedding has elapsed. Rin's been running, but its always his name on her lips. Now is the time to confront him once and for all... Something's in the Air. Part 4 of Contagious Concepts. R&R!

AU no curse btw The two met by fluke – she happened to walk in front of a car and he happened to be impersonating a police officer. How can she thank him when she didn't catch his name? Call 911, of course! KyoTohru, hijinks ensue. Loads of FLUFF!

Kyo hates to see Tohru cry. But what about tears of joy? A short introspective told from Kyo's point of view. WARNING for possible spoilers for those who have not finished the manga. Kyo/Tohru centric. Oneshot.

kyo/tohru: After a fight with Yuki, Tohru tries to comfort Kyo. Kyo, however, can't help but interpret her actions as... Well... 'Something else'. Awkward moments & embarrassment ensue.

Tohru decides to test Kyo's willpower in her quest to get what she wants. Rated M for later chapters. ON HIATUS.

A cute photo leads to an accidental confession, and now Kyo's life is in peril.

Oneshot AU KxT. She'd always had a crush on him. The way he played violin made her drool. The way he smiled made her knees weak. Her friends teased her and her dreams ran wild. Yet Tohru's love was nothing more than a spring breeze... until Kyo came.

Same questions, Same answers, very different reasons. Why did they ever agree to go on the academy date show anyway? "You mentioned my underwear in front of the entire academy!""I'm beef jerky?" Oh yes. They're so dead. NxM One-shot, fluff. R&R Please!

Pellinor fic! Cadvan gets a nighttime visit - 'Everything he had done to build up his closeness with her would break, would be shattered, and he could do nothing about it.' Rated for safety, but no sex, just smut!

Tohru and Kyo are a young married couple and have recently moved into their first home together. This is the story of their first ever fight. Very fluffy and silly. Read & Enjoy!

Set in Volume 10. Haru's observations on the dynamics between Yuki, Kyou and Tohru. ONESHOT.

Motoko's back from college, not really looking for love, when suddenly she meets her new prince. Wait, THAT'S her prince?

For her first birthday since graduating from high school, Tohru wanted nothing more than a quiet dinner and some time alone with the man she loved. Unfortunately...

Okuda Takiko is forced to make a decision about her fate and to ponder what is right. Post chapter 27.

The Fruits Basket cast is putting on a Christmas pageant, and Kyo is not happy about who has been cast as Mary. AUish

Kyo wonders if he could do the deed with Tohru. Tohru x Kyo

So Shigure got his wish...Hatori had bought him a camera to capture the 'Moment' on the way back from the lake. But now what happens when said camera is filled up, and the pictures are all developed? Sequel to 'Its a Kodak Moment.' ONESHOT KyoTohru

Santa and his helpers are listening, Tohru. And they've finally found you the perfect gift. SONGFIC. Kyo&Tohru

ONE SHOT KxT What should have been a relaxing day turns into a day of love battles as a man hunt begins. Too bad Tohru never liked hunting...

Natsume and Mikan, just like a fairy tale.

KxT [One Shot] Trouble at the local pet store! Tohru's stuck in the cat isle and two guys won't leave her alone. All she wanted was to get her pet something to eat and instead got more than she bargined for.

Father Nightroad returns from a solo mission on a snowy evening. It always comes as a surprise when someone misses you enough to wait out in the cold... Implied AbelEsther. Oneshot, decidedly silly. Winner: best illustr. short fic, SakuraCon 2007

Random Fruits Basket one shot fics from my Frubachallenge 100 themes that, like Tohru, don't fit in a Fruits Basket fic. Random Pairings strong focus on Kyou and Tohru

Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.

[Sequel to “The Door to my Memories”] Seven years have passed since Tohru’s memories were erased, and she now teaches primary school. But when a young Sohma child in her class falls ill, the secrets behind Tohru's past slowly start to unfold... [Kyouru]

[AU] A long time ago, Grandfather told me that his friend once stumbled upon a monster's festival in this forest. Now I'm lost... and I don't think the monsters have gone away. A tale of monsters, unforgettable summers and the untouchable man. [KxT]

Every living creature on earth dies alone.' Kyo ponders this idea late one night....

Part of the Cats series. Kyo and Tohru say goodbye in a train station.

Kyoru, Yukiru, and light Haru/Rin. Kyou has accepted his fate as the cat. Relationships change and the bond between he and Tohru is cemented forever. But he leaves something behind, something precious enough to give everyone the strength to hold on. COMPLETE.

Seven ficlets for the LJ comm, 7snogs. All ficlets feature a kiss. TohruxKyou COMPLETE

Although free of the Juuinshi curse and newly married, Kyou and Tohru are in for the first of their tribulations. Namely... the wedding night. Rated for language and...other things...

AU Welcome to Cyberspace, a place where DOM's, stalkers and those with lives too terrible to live exist. When Tohru logs onto this virtual world, she seeks solace from her own horrible reality. Will she find a longlost friend? KxT [COMPLETE]

Vignette. Kyou treats Tohru to dinner his way. A date? Kyou? Of course not.