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Joined 03-06-18, id: 10437167, Profile Updated: 10-09-18
Author has written 1 story for Overlord/オーバーロード.

Greetings,

Except for learning about my preferences and favored fandoms you won't find mucb here :) . Read my story instead, if you have limited time.

English is not my mother tongue, but I try to work on my spelling and grammar.


About my taste:

I like stories that work with setting, but seriously develop it further or transform it significantly, which includes the rare ( in my mind) enjoyable cross-over. I tend to bing -read even the longer stories ( 50k) in one go, when hooked, but tend to quickly lose interest, if I notice a case of P,WP or Other-protagonist-but-same-story. You can probably deduce from that that I am quite the opposite of a canon-fascist :D. Fanfiction is already a modification of the the original idea, so who defines what is okay?

I have no problem with people considering themselves beyond the mainstream definition of sex and gender, but personally don't enjoy reading about the sexual act and tend in general to avoid pure or mostly romance centric fanfics. I watch porn when I need to compensate.

9/10 times I'll probably root for the baryonic (anti-)hero instead of your perfect protagonist/dream boyfriend/ girl-friend/ pony/ winged golden haired daughter of Vegeta, Goku, Sailormoon and Hagrid born by a sheep on small farm in Kansas, even if he, she, it, something else is a nice guy acting by the laws of family entertainment.


About reviews:

I have no inherent problem with negative reviews, just stay civil, when criticizing. When you think my attempt was bad or lacking you can tell. In my book a "I did not like the chapter/ story, its to weird and you have to work on your grammar and orthography!" would be totally fine, but writing something like "Messed up shit, what is wrong with you, got speared to often by ( insert trolls bully) meat snake? Go k*ll yourself!", insult without any constructive element proves only a lack of maturaty and need for attention on the reviewers part. To those people I say: get some real social interaction or consult professional help, if you need to lash out cowardly from anonymity. Anyone with a little self-confidance and a double-figit IQ/ EQ will see you for the victim you are B) .


My favored settings/ series include:

Warhammer 40.000/ Fantasy

Mass Effect

Starcraft

Hellsing Ultimate

Dragon Ball

7 Deadly Sins

Starcraft

Diablo

Overlord (Light Novel)

Forgotten Realms/ Baldur's Gate

Pathfinder

Harry Potter

Ghost in the Shell

Violet Evergarden

Fairy Tail

Panty and Stockings

Rick and Morty

South Park

American Dad

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Cowboy Bebop

Samurai Champloo

The BLAME! setting

The Visions of Escaflown

Almost all Tarentino movies

Monty Python's works

Cyanide and Happiness

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Warband of the Forsaken Sons by Zahariel reviews
Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of Chaos, is dead, and the Traitor Legions run from the wrath of the loyalists. Amongst them, Commander Arken of the Sons of Horus gathers on his ship an army from the ranks of all renegade Legions, and begins to plan his vengeance against the Imperium of Man ...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 534,620 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Chaos Space Marines, Daemons, Space Marines
Starwatch by CruxMDQ reviews
A youthful lieutenant Shepard unknowingly facilitates the release of an ancient evil and sets in motion a chain of events that will greatly influence the outcome of the first contact with Citadel species - and potentially threaten the standing of humanity among them. (Contributions: BrokenLifeCycle, kishinokurobi, kyro2009)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,141 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Shepard (F), Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer, G. Reyes/Reaper
The Two Odd Halves by Eerie Enigma reviews
After a chase with a mysterious being lands Tatsumaki in Z-City, her run-in with Saitama compels their Association's board of staff to do something about the growing schism between high and low-ranked heroes. And these particular two won't like what they have in mind. Saitama x Tatsumaki. Rating might change later.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 121,071 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/18/2018 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki]
Shepherd of Humanity by Empirialtank reviews
The Age of Strife has ended and the lost colonies of man reach for the stars once more, most ignorant of their history or each other's existence. In one corner of the Galaxy mankind meets the peaceful Citadel Council and joins a galactic community. In another the Master of Mankind has lost his sons to the warp. One of those sons has been found in Alliance space. On Elysium. preME1
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/17
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 1,111,124 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man, Hannah S.
Sasuga by gwynora reviews
Ainz finally tells the truth. Demiurge doesn't take it well. A short, silly story about the guardians finding out that Ainz is secretly clueless.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/10 - Ainz, Albedo, Demiurge - Complete
Honor-Bound by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Shepard had thought it was over. The Reapers were defeated, at the cost of her life. Or so she thought. Now, Shepard is faced with the unknown yet again. For the first time, she found herself missing the Reapers...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,701 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
The Fifteenth Ascendant by Zahariel reviews
A What-If fic exploring what would have happened if the Rubric of Ahriman had worked as intended, saving the Thousand Sons from the flesh-change (and granting them a massive power boost in the bargain). WARNING : massive spoilers for the Horus Heresy.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 71 - Words: 244,908 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 6/27/2017 - A. Ahriman - Complete
Sudden Terminus by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
The end is nigh. Sequel to Sudden Contact and Sudden Supremacy. Finale of the Sudden Series. The outcome is uncertain.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,742 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Zeratul, Shepard (F), Javik, Tarquin Victus
Tri'ade Twilight Lord of Nazarick by Magnus56 reviews
[AU] This is the story of the Arch-Devil Tri'ade Lord of Nazarick. Set in an alternative history of the story of Overlord. A history where Momonga mysteriously left the guild before its collapse and Tri'ade took up the mantle of Guild Master. It is up to Tri'ade now to lead Nazarick in the New World after overseeing the decline of his Guild.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,325 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Albedo, Demiurge, Peter Mork, OC
The Roboutian Heresy by Zahariel reviews
Inspired by the great Dornian Heresy of Aurelius Rex, here is an alternate timeline to the Warhammer 40000 universe, where Guilliman turned traitor instead of Horus, and led half the Legions in rebellion against the Emperor. The Index Astartes are done for all Legions. Now, the Times of Ending have begun ...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 663,477 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines
Sudden Supremacy by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 453,717 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Samir D., Tychus F., D. Anderson, Mordin S. - Complete
Sudden Contact by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds in the Milky Way. The Koprulu sector has opened, and the zerg are loose. Now complete!
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,523 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - James R., Tassadar, Alexei S., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,612 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fall of Lord Frieza by Mr.Arkham reviews
Frieza makes a different choice against Goku on Namek and his life takes a drastically different course. As his empire and family crumble away from him, Frieza must rise from the ashes and become a hero in a galaxy that fears and despises him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 193,571 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Frieza - Complete
Rediscovering Honor by LPphreek reviews
Trunks' journey from the future altered the events of the present, leading to Vegeta becoming super saiyan much earlier. An AU where one change leads to a new reality where Vegeta discovers what it means to be a saiyan of honor.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 414,435 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
God is an Idiot reviews
We readers know: Momonga is in truth a clueless fool stuck in nostalgia, who only mimes an all-knowing genius, but what if it was just the opposite way? Would you still root for a real manipulative bastard who lost his heart even before coming to the New World? A Darkfic parody of Overlord, where the main man is indeed the worst monster. Till 9\11 on Hiatus due to trip.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,725 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Ainz, Albedo, Pandora's Actor, Nigun Grid Luin
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