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Joined 10-22-02, id: 284325
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, and Bible.
Hi! This is my bio. Sometimes I state the obvious! *looks rather proud of her meager accomplishments*

I was born an Elijah Wood and Lord of the Rings fan!!! Ok, so I lied, shoot me. I started out loving *NSYNC's Lance Bass *vomits, then Aaron Carter, (gosh, this is embarassing) then David Gallgher(from 7th Heaven), and THEN it was Elijah! I used to have no life, ugh! But, I have always liked Tolkien's works, thankfully! I used to have at least a LITTLE sense! I practically grew up on the Hobbit. Well, the movie anyway. You know.. the REALLY cool one made in the 70's! (NO sarcasm intended) (honestly)

YAY! I started writing a "serious" story!! *is really happy* PLEASE read my new story, "LOTR from a Shire perspective" (Based on Tolkien's LOTR) (the books not the movie) *~*Chapter 17 is now up*~*

Okay favorites just because it's fun:

books- LOTR, Holes, Jane Eyre, Harry Potter

movies- LOTR, Holes, Treasure Planet, The Dark Crystal, Popeye, Finding Nemo, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean, and that one about the Mexican people

authors- J.R.R. Tolkien, Eva Ebbotson, Charolotte Bronte

Fanficion authors- Eldalie Lavinia, Vanilla and Cotton, Ziggy The Paranoid Pyro, jedi-hobbit, Ellen enchanted, and the other people on my favorites list! (they're so good! so go read their stuff or I'll poke you with an uncooked spighetti noodle!)

actors- Elijah Wood, Patrick Stuart, Martin Short, Shia LeBeouf, Don Knots, Adam Lamberg (who is 18 omg!!), and johnny depp (only in POTC tho)

Bye for now. Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease.
-Effie, Queen of her Bedroom - - which is boredom with the letters rearranged.

O ya, and I want to move to Belgium because I'm convinced that that's where Middle Earth was. Check the maps and things...it makes sense!!!!

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Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Cursed by Eh Man reviews
FINISHED Stanley Yelnats takes the blame for a 'crime' he didn't commit. His punishment is unexpected, but is it deadly? Takes place during the book. Slightly AU No slash/sex/MS
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,022 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Complete
If Not Frodo by blue alien reviews
Imagine if Frodo hadn't been the ringbearer......each chapter is a different Fellowship character making the journey to Mt. Doom.....R&R! PLEEZ! Cahp 2 w/Gandalf is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Frodo gets Flatulant by Astariel reviews
Frodo's bowels get the better of him...changing the fate of Middle Earth and the Fellowship, forever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Frodo B.
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Lord of the Rings Nursery Rhymes by Mortally Lost reviews
Lord of the Rings spin offs to nursery rhymes!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
Legolas vs Osama by hobbitgaladriel reviews
What happens when you mix Lord of the Rings with politics?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2002
A Monkees' Bride by Angel St. Mathew reviews
OK, warning, not only is this a cross-over, what-if story about the Monkees acting out The Princess Bride, but I added a few charactors/friends of my own, just to make it interresting. It may not make any sense to some of you, but it sure was fun to write
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2001
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LOTR From A Shire Perspective reviews
Based on the Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkien. It's LOTR told in a new perspective: that of a young hobbit lass. What happens in the Shire while the Fellowship is saving the world? ch. 17 FINALLY up
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 2/11/2003
Inspirations reviews
These are a bunch of poems I wrote at two in the morning. Not all in the same night. Writing them helped me overcome obstacles, I hope you can use them too. NEW scripture after each poem
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003
The Hole Family Suspension reviews
(Holes) What if a whole family got sent to Camp Green Lake? kinda scary. just a sudden idea i had. (genre horror for incredible badness) r/r please ^_^
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003