name-ashley

surname-why would i tell you that

age-16

gender-female

about me-hey i'm ash, i live in england, in whitefiled, i go to parrenthorn high school, i'm in year 11.

i live with my mum, dad and my brother, we have a dog called ceasar ya i know wierd name 4 a dog right well i'll put that one on ma dad he sort of went through a julius ceasar stage, my cat's called cleo angain with my dad , shes my cat but he insisted on calling her cleopatra, so we shortened it to cleo alot cuter for a cute but evil cat, i sware she must think she's a tiger by the way she's always biteing and scratching you, but thats mostly caused by beeing wound up when she was a kitten lol (not by me tho, by a girl i used 2 be mates with), we also had a tank full of fish but know thier down to bout 4(now 1 it eat them all :s ), i think they were piranhas in a past life they keep eating each other.

i love to read, iv'e got over like a hundred books, i love stephenine meyer's book's and also the jaz parks serise by jennifer rardin, i also love to draw it's one off my favioute thing's to do, i like to hang out with my crazy friend's but well i cant really say anything they say i'm worse than them lol.

Did i ever mention that i get my crazyness from my dad, he'll sit there singing to my cat and dog, for no other reason than he feels like it lol, the other day i was painting, when he took my paint brush of me and called the dog over, he got ahold of ceasar's head and painted a black stripe on his white patch of fur (he's now been renamed stripe) it ws acrilic paint the one that solidafies and dosn't come off, well my mum was moneing at us that it was crul, well strip seemed to like it, altho he is a bit balmy lol, in the end my dad cut it off to stop my mum monaning, and it look's even worse now it looks like he's had brain surgery, which belive me he could do with he really need's his head cheacking, there are some people who might find this crul, if so i am sorry but he truly seemed to like it and no animals were hurt in this prosess, just thier pride.

If your dad is crazy enough or a member of your family to do smething like paint a black strip on your dog copy&paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

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i am currently writing a sequel to forgotten past sorry its taking so long school coursework and just plain old writers block look out for it its called invisible future!!

i am also currently writing a new story called "who would have thought" I'm not going to tell you what its about that would just spoil it now wouldn't it lol!!

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hey guys, just to let you know that i will be writing a sequel to forgotten past, and that i had already started it, i wrote a few chapters and when i was ready to post it my laptop broke, just my luck, so please bare with me while i rewrite it as i lost everything, even my coursework for school, don't you just hate viruses?, also let me know if there is anything that you would like to see occur in my new story then please let me know because i would like to know.

sorry for the long wait my laptop has just been fixed recently, and i do not have enough time on my dad's computor to write anything sorry, ash x