Greetings.

I am the Flamer 101 and I'm here to bring the real harsh reality about your stories on Fanfiction to life. I do not lie in my flaming. I tell the honest truth.

Just keep in mind that I don't tell lies. I tell the truth in which many people out there would probably feel the same thing. I'm just saying what I think and what other people think but they're too afraid to say it. So I'm here to say it for them.

I hate people...

who say this anime character is their husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend etc. They are not real! And also, calling a non-existant character your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife or husband is down right pathetic.

I also hate OOC characters. What is the point of writing a fanfic if the character you are writing about doesn't even seem like his or her self? If you really want to write about an OOC character, change their name and post it on fictionpress. No one can tell... seriously.

I hate Mary Sues too. If you are an author of them, do you seriously have no life and have to put yourself in a story and make yourself a main character so that you will have a life?

who just review to say your story sucks. I don't do that, if it sucks I won't say a thing. But if it all out sucks in not just plot line...I think you get the message.

who put "NO FLAMES" on their summaries. If you only have positive reviews, your writing style will not change and you don't know what to improve, no one will read it if their is spelling mistakes, bad grammar, or even a bad story plot. People who can't handle flames, are too sensitive and wont get anywhere with their bad writing...

who plead you to review on their story and when you review (and it's a bad review) they totally blow your head off. I mean sheesh! They were the ones who asked for it in the first place.

who insult a specific person on their profile. It's so mean! If you hate someone specifically, keep it to yourself. I, here, am saying my opinions about subjects in general. I am not insulting someone specifically (unlike some people I have met on Fanfiction).

who are so against bad reviews. They go absolutely ballistic when you give a bad review. Bad reviews are constructive crititism unless the reviews only contain a whole lotta swears.

who bold their lettering, or put the lettering in Italic. I mean, what's the point of that? It's just going to make readers not want to read your story.

who write a story that has no purpose and is just there for no reason. Don't post a useless 100 word story. It wastes the story space for other, better writers.

who write a story and will never update it. (Exception: If your story has been updated in the past 5 years, I do not hate you, but if your story has not been updated in more than five years, I do)

who put one word in their reviews. Like "update" or "good" or "nice". Those reviews are useless to the writer and the readers who are trying to get some other people's opinions about a story.

who write a longer Author's note than the actual story.

who write less than 300 words in a chapter. What's the point of having an extremely short chapter anyway? A short chapter does not get as much reviews as a long, thorough chapter.

who are so sensitive in their writing and expect everyone to love their writing.

who review their own stories. If you're that desperate for reviews, or you're not getting any reviews, maybe your story is bad.

Feel free to send me a message of any sort...