Wow, I just realized I have no profile. Sad but true. Okay guys, here's the thing. Pain of Love, totally abandoned. The writers block got much too annoying for me to pay attention to it anymore. Plus, I kind of don't like it anymore. Personally, I think 104 Ways is way better. Next chapter is halfway written and it is FABULOUS! Definetly the best one so far, and it's actually got length to it. I know you all hate me for having such long periods in between chapters, but being in all AP classes as a junior and trying to get into Stanford is no easy task, and that's without factoring in the ten hours of dance class as my extra cirricular (can't spell, it's my one and only academic weakness, sorry people). Hey, I write parody, could I be anything other than a teenaged screaming fangirl. I just love to show my silly side with parody though, and you guys totally get it. Most people in my real life just can't handle the randomness. And God forbid a girl with grades like mine should be fun loving. So, anyways, that's my little rant. I really hope you guys read my story(ies).

Oh, and I don't get this at all, because I've never done this, but guys, it's really nice to actually leave a review for every chapter. It's just five extra minutes out of your life and it makes me (and every other author I've ever met) really, really happy. The more feedback or even just the simple "I love it, update" we get the more likely we will be to be motivated to update more. Remind your authors how much you love them, and they'll give you more love. Okay, that was my public service announcement. Now on to the stuff that makes in painfully obvious I'm a teenaged high school fangirl.

Music: I like everything from Led Zeppelin to Queen to Panic! at the Disco, Evanescence to Leaves Eyes, and a million soundtracks from all the musicals and movies I've seen. Plus, classical (what ballerina doesn't end up falling in love with the music she listens to while doing the thing she loves?). As long as it's not super poppy or mysoginistc (aka all rap and hip hop, nowadays at least) I like it. I'm so freaking tired of music that degrades women, and I'm especially tired of the girls who love it. Women have worked amazingly hard to reach an equal level with men and women now are bringing us back by listening to this music and walking around school with t-shirts that say things like "Damn girl, damn girl, look at that ass." Our foremothers would be outraged if you ask me.

Movies: Everything that's not horror. Some favorites: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Producers, Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko, etc... I'll think of more later.

Wow, I cannot shut up. I just have lots of things to say. Okay, one more section of random crap, I feel obligated.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

My brother is a pot addict and my parents are alcoholics so it's straightedge for life baby!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Pagan and proud, my darlings. Gods all bless. And read and review, it's good for the soul.

I love you all,

mashimaromadness