Zoro isn't the best at comforting broken hearts, but when he finds Sanji, drunk and heartbroken, in the bathtub, he'll have to try his best. Zosan one-shot. Kind of fluff.

Prompt: " you 're having a conversation in a language i m fluent in and you just called me beautiful without realising I understand every word you 're saying, and you' re pretty easy on the eyes yourself so hello there" AU

Tumblr Prompt: I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong person and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit, you're hot.

The homing instinct is an inherent ability animals have, that allows them when traversing long, unfamiliar distances, to - against all odds - find their way home. Pirate Hunter Zoro, the closest personification of a beast, had no such thing. Thankfully, he never really needed it. Zosan.

Sanji is stuck delivering pizzas when Patty is out of commission for a while. Zoro likes to order pizza after training. Both of them are sort of idiots, but Zoro can be smooth as fuck if he puts his mind to it.