A silly little who-man seeking glory

He won't last long

ATK 7 DEF 0

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I am a book freak. So what?

While I hole myself up in a good story, you're off frying your brains.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds, you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine, you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself— characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world— a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures— all of which you will never meet.

I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know— and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject-- something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

I have travelled universes while sitting in a corner with a book

For you one glance is what it took

To say it was useless and stupid

But you can never experience time travel or falling again and again,

You can never live a life of the first daughter who hates it or experience victory over dictators,

And other things I have,

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard: Crystal Silvera, Akronite, Jasminehoran, Anjali Roongta, LoverofChrist, If I Could Begin to Be, username290.

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