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Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 9,349 - Follows: 4,716 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,309 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Name of the Game by Inthemadhouse reviews
An Accident on the Football Field leads to new feelings between Finn and Kurt. This is slash, my pretties, so be forewarned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 553,725 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
The Competition by Gingerkid2010 reviews
In Kurt's dream, he watches the way Blaine and Sebastian's eyes roam each others body. It doesn't sicken him the way it usually does when Sebastian stares at his boyfriend. This time..It turns him on. Kurt talks Blaine into a threesome. This turned into somewhere to dump all of our smutty ideas. Slowly turned into a story about Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian and an original character
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,559 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Harry Potter and the Immortal Captain by 252020 reviews
After the war Harry literally chose to step into alternate universe where words such as muggle & quidditch are obsolete, where wizards are mere fiction, and where he soon gets dragged into yet a another battle after crossing paths with Torchwood. Jack/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,120 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 4,733 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,889 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Obsession by The Struggling Warrior reviews
Danny Phantom has lost everything, including his purpose as a ghost. With no family or friends to anchor him, can he fight off his pain, solitude, and darkness as he struggles to come to terms with what a hero truly is?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 251,963 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Just Another Meteor Freak by jadedbluerose reviews
Clark Kent has seen many strange things in his life; he's an extra terrestrial living in a town of meteor infected humans. But in the aftermath of the second meteor shower he discovers a cousin with his own strange past. What will the Kryptonian do when Danny Fenton arrives, bringing the ghosts of his own mysterious past along with him?
Crossover - Smallville & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 514,841 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Danny F. - Complete
Trouty Mouth and the Leprechaun by jlbassmaster reviews
Sam Evans returns to McKinley and finds a friend in Rory Flanagan that develops into something a little more than just friendship. Rated M. Sory/Flanevans pairing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 467,440 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sam E., Rory F.
Let's Glow in the Dark by Croik reviews
Peter Parker/Bruce Banner, sequel to We Might Be Radioactive. Bruce and Peter struggle to define the boundaries of their relationship, unaware that their recent escapades have drawn the attention of some very powerful assholes.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,888 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Casualties by Icey the Fox reviews
Why did only Marche, Ritz, Mewt and Doned remember the real world? What if, actually, another group of young people also remembered? What if they took their sides in the conflict, picked their allies, and clashed with friends? This.
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 136 - Words: 680,855 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
The Boy Who Loved by Takeo reviews
A Goblet of Fire, with Cedric not dying. Otherwise I tried to keep within canon as much as possible. There are bits of both Comedy and Drama, and even a Plot. But mainly a Fluffy Romance between Harry and Cedric. Slash. Characters owned by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,153 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How These Days Grow Long by DrPepperDiva reviews
Daryl/Glenn, AU in which Daryl and Glenn were together before the ZA.After Atlanta fell, they each assumed the other died and ended up with different survivor groups. The two groups are about to run across each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,580 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Key to my Heart by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
When Kurt Hummel went to spy on the Dalton Academy Warblers, he did so half because Puck had been an ass and half because an all-boys prep school seemed like a different world. His transfer to the school gives him chances at things he never though he'd experience. Between the charming Blaine and the sexy Sebastian, Kurt's left with a choice and a relationship he never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,695 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: The Trial of Susie Derkins by Crazy Rob reviews
As the dust of the summer's incidents finally begins to settle, Calvin seeks therapy by helping Susie with her charity project. However, to some, the most noble of acts somehow get interpreted as false, hypocritical, rebellious... even criminal.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,053 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Clouded Sky by Negrek reviews
The truths upon which Tobias's life was founded are shattered, leaving him stranded in a strange, dangerous world. Soon he can no longer tell whether his enemy lies in the ones who hunt him or within himself. After all, evil is in the eye of the beholder.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 252,760 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Murkrow/Yamikarasu, OC - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,111 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,392 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Throwing Down The Gauntlet, Taking Up The Ax by Ysarose reviews
Resorted. Manipulative Dumbledore. Secrets. SLASH HPDM. Harry Potter takes the game into his own hands. Whose against him? Who will he find to be by his side? Everything's gray. Sorting Hat and Fawkes gang up. Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Signs of Waking by hangedfire reviews
The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,901 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Summer Bonds by 27quill reviews
When Harry met Sally...or Kurt. They meet as kids and then again when they're older at Dalton. How strong is a friendship stretched through years of seperation? Will the two hurt boys help each other heal finally.Now H/B/K
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,796 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Mutant Son by Nacomah reviews
X-Men Movie Verse/HP Crossover. SLASH non-graphic. The Order discovers that Voldemort has an heir, a mutant named St. John Allerdyce. They bring him back to Headquarters where he meets the boy wonder. A relationship develops made more dangerous by the vicious war of which both are a part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 238,350 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Holiday Horrors by Jess S1 reviews
The wicked won't let the righteous rest, even during the holidays. Buffy and Charlie wander a little farther into the mysteries of the supernatural…but at what cost? Sequel to 'A Call Away' - Part 3 in M&M.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Buffy S., Charlie E.
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,576 - Follows: 6,702 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tiger Chronicles: Catch 22 Syndrome by Crazy Rob reviews
After narrowly avoiding summer school in a heavy-handed boot camp, Calvin begins to research this supposed place of reform... only to find a conspiracy devoted to barbaric ideology. Dark, and ranty against abusive boot camps and abusive adults.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,740 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
A Call Away by Jess S1 reviews
Buffy and Charlie get used to living apart again, but still working together and helping each other as their bond continues to grow. Sequel to 'First Meeting' - Part 2 in M&M.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 270,419 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Buffy S., Charlie E. - Complete
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces of a Lost Night by Squall Thrawn reviews
After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,549 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 11,600 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,187 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tumbling into Madness by Laialda reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter was trudging through another day when something wonderful and terrifying occurs. Find out what happens when he ends up on the other side of the Looking Glass... A Harry and Hatter family story. Sequel is in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,161 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Hatter, Alice H.] Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,113 - Follows: 9,587 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons in Love by blanchemalfoy reviews
Slash! HxD later on. Facing his own inner demons, Harry doesn't realise how lonely his son is. When James Potter, his 16 year old son, goes back to Hogwarts, he meets a transfer student that might be just what he needs to open up to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,268 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dust in the Sky by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Hanging by a Thread. Harry has a life to live now with a wife and children, but he can still find time for the Doctor, no matter what he looks like. -slash, mostly canon, anti-Ginny-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,578 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [10th Doctor, Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,804 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14432 - Favs: 21,952 - Follows: 8,819 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Fate Twice Defied by cosmic-cube-keeper reviews
The summer following 5th year, Harry Potter decides to start looking out for No. 1, and that included a change of scenery. Meeting another boy with similar problems, was NOT the idea. xover with Sarah Connor Chronicles. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,099 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., John C. - Complete
A Different Destiny by Hiril Moon reviews
AU. At the end of X2, John leaves the XMen and Bobby stays. What would have happened if Bobby had gone with him? Slash of the BobbyJohn variety. *Currently on hiatus*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,226 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Iceman, Pyro
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
First Meeting by Jess S1 reviews
Drawn to save an innocent while trying to forget her destiny and the tragedies that resulted from it, Buffy makes a new friend in the process. And Charlie learns that there's more to the world than he'd ever imagined. NUMB3RS/BtVS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,605 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Buffy S., Charlie E. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,911 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lovers Of Azkaban by Da Jazzman reviews
Slash, Harry & Draco. Sent to Azkaban together, the pair find themselves immersed in the Adventure of their lives and in something else altogether unexpected. Despite the title, this is NOT a depressing tale. It is an exciting romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,170 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Weasley's Extra Year by zeldafire reviews
Now that the new year has begun, Harry and Fred will have more than just Ron to deal with. But they're problems may be a little bit closer to home than they think. FredHarry, George? my apologies for the inadaquit summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - George W., Harry P.
Come Out, Whoever You Are! by Harmonic Friction reviews
Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10983 - Favs: 19,474 - Follows: 6,416 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,435 - Follows: 2,278 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 237 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete