Hello. Let me put this in terms simple peoples might understand. I AM WEIRD!!!!!!! I'M A FREAK, CRAZY! (deeply in love with monkeys!) anyway, a little about me:

Favorite Cartoon: HEY ARNOLD! I love you Arnold! I would marry you if I could! (O.k maybe not as far as "marry") Hehe.
Favorite Movie: HEY ARNOLD! THE MOVIE. It gets kinda old after you've seen it 50 times. But remember I love Arnold Hey!
Favorite Food: MONKEYS! Sorry that goes under favorite animal. I tried monkey once, it tasted like baboons. AHK! I live with the baboons!
Favorite Animal: Like I mentioned above, MONKEYS! And I like Michael Jackson is ok too.
Favorite Singer: Eminem,Dido, Eminem, tATu, Eminem, and Bob the Tomato and Larry The Cucumber (VeggieTales!). Did I mention Eminem?
Favorite Celeberty: MICHAEL JACKSON'S PET MONKEY BUBBLES! Who now lives in a abused Monkey sanctuary I might add. MICHAEL ABUSED BUBBLES!
Personal Things:
Hair Color: It used to be green over the summer, then it was black, then I bleached it blonde, then I had black tips, now my hair is blonde.
Eye Color: I don't know, I can't see my eyes.
Nose: Yes I have One. I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A PAINTERS MASK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!! Lucky me.
Shoe Size: 8
(I'm telling you stuff you probably don't want to know.) WHO CARES!
Shirt Size: Large
Pants Size: 7
Weight: 125 lbs (No I am not fat, I don't weigh 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs.)

I"M DONE!
I love Michael and Hey!
Over And Out,
My Name Shall Not Come Past My Mouth. (Accually I don't remember my name, I'm used to The Little latin Boy.) NOT A BOY AND AM NOT LATIN!!!
I also have Richard Simmons' autograph, you'll read about him alot in my stories. Never written a serious one you know.
BYE!
I LOVE MONKEYS! AND I DON'T APPERICIATE DISCRIMINATING REVIEWS!