"Most great bands and crews tear themselves apart real soon. But the real trick is to tear yourselves apart and then put it back together differently. Better." Post-Phase 3 one-shots.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

The band finally get kicked out of Wobble Street and when packing 2D finds something of Murdoc's that brings back some seemingly long lost memories...(This is my first Fanfic, so I hope you like and PLEASE review!)

After a respawn failure, The Administrator decides to try something new with BLU's next Medic. She hires a woman. How will the new doctor adapt to her surroundings? (A/N: I added a little bit onto the last chapter to possibly fix it. This is closer to the way I wanted it to end but I'm still not happy with it.)

A bureaucratic error results in Medic having the most ridiculously awful week of his entire existence, and making a terrible, life-altering discovery. Will he survive? Will he remain sane after gaining this new, dreadful knowledge? The answer to the second question is easy, of course: whoever said he was sane to begin with?

A redo of the story 'An Everyday TF2 Day' about a new BLU Scout named Lina Archer and her teammates. Will Lina be just dead weight to her team or a champion amongst all of them! Yeah crapy summary I know. This story will stay at a T rating...because of reasons.

In the town of Hussfield, Texas, life couldn't seem more ordinary. Karkat Vantas is a 21 year old minimum-wage worker at the local movie theater, generally loathing life as it goes by monotonously. He never expected a naive idiot with the most irritating bucktoothed grin to give him something new to think about. Johnkat, Texas-Stuck AU.

Karkat runs for his life, fleeing from a world where his life is a crime, and finds a hidden shelter for mutants like himself. He finds comfort there, but begins to harbour doubts when an old friend resurfaces, and questions the rebellion the Signless's training shelter is planning. THIS IS OLD, AND WILL LIKELY STAY UNFINISHED. This fic isn't very good. you've been warned.

IM A FUCKING GOD TRUMP 2K16

Nepeta is nothing more than a play thing to the tyrant Gamzee as he rules over a kingdom. Could an uprising save her or is she doomed to be lured in deeper?

Inspired from the Youtube video "The Sufferer doesn't like John". The kids mess up and everyone ends up on Alternia, but farther in the past. They will be caught up in the times of The Signless and his teachings and will change the fate of Alternia. Rated T for language. I do not own Homestuck, Hussie does.

Rose Lalonde's nightmares have landed her in a mental institution, but there is more happening here than she realises. Soon she will find herself caught up the the quivering throes of the broodfester tongues; they are stubborn throes indeed. [Discontinued. Remains posted for posterity.]

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.

Sburb affects more the just its players.

It seemed that in Terranos, everyone moonlit as a hitman. Assassins dressed in finely tailored suits and dresses stealthily carrying out their clients' deadly wishes. One such John Egbert, a seemingly unsuspecting prep school student and son of a wealthy businessman, was a testament to that. But what was wrong with killing? Everyone had their reasons. AU.