Hello, one and all! Holy Horcruxes here. My friend Kim (Balanced Insanity) wanted credit for giving me the idea for my pen name, so, here you go! Credit to Kim! -much applause-

I have a screen name, but I kind of want to know who's got it, so PM me if you want it.

If you want to be my new best friend, go to www.youtube.com/llemsu or go to youtube and enter "Harry Potter and the Massive Parody" in the search box. If you want me to worship at your feet, leave a comment!

My name's Nicole/Nikki... I have many nicknames, but I won't bore you with that. I'm 15... anndd... Oh! Oh! I know! I'm going to make a numbered list thing!

1) I love Harry Potter. It's bloody amazing. Beyond amazing. I obsess over it. I wanted to reread the series right before the release of Deathly Hallows, so I spent an hour doing a complex math problem involving page numbers (3564, including the MuggleNet theory book), my rate of reading (word/minute and page/minute), and many other factors. I have never and probably will never do that for any other obsession.

2) I love reading in general, and I will read anything I can get my hands on. Including some panflits about trains... don't ask. Some favorites are: Harry Potter, of course, Twilight, New Moon, and, soon, Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer, the Private series by Kate O'Brian, all of the books by Sarah Dessen, A Great and Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angles by Libba Bray, and many more. I was obsessed with Sammy Keyes books a couple of years ago. Suggestions of what to read next are appreciated!

3) I don't really get obsessed over movies... but I do like many, especially Harry Potter ones (in all their cheesyness), She's the Man, and Rent. In terms of TV, I watch some... most of it is senseless. I love Gilmore Girls, and cried when I heard it was ending. I also am addicted to Hannah Montana and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody- because I'm just that cool.

4) I love musicals, and theater. My favorite is definatly Wicked, it's bloody brilliant. Idina Menzel is, in my opinion, the best actress on broadway, and off.

5) I have major issues with a short attention span. My stories are quite random, as a result. I love cows, pigs, I have a drawer full of hats, and I have a freakish fear of marshmellows.

6) I love music. I suck at classifying bands, movies, people, and.. everything. I guess it's Indie? Some favorite bands are: My Chemical Romance, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Scene Aesthetic, The Academy Is..., Paramore, This Providence, Relient K, Plain White Tee's, Jack's Mannequin, The Hush Sound, Hellogoodbye, Dave Melillo, Boy Kill Boy, Boys Like Girls, Cartel, and more. I also like musicals and Veggie Tales (I have a personalized copy on my mp3).

7) My friends are my life, they are amazing. Shout out to y'all!

8) Draco was meant for Harry. But Jo doesn't seem to agree, so Harry/Ginny works, too. It's always been Ron and Hermione. I don't really care about the rest...

9) I take dance, and have since I was three. I take tap, ballet, jazz, pointe, lyrical, and student teach a ballet/jazz class. I also play soccer (goalie), but no other sports due to my lack of ability and hatred of running. I love theatre, and do as many shows as I can.

10) I live in freaking Pennsylvania. There is absolutely nothing to do. It sucks.

11) I'm new to fan fiction, so I'm open to suggestions, feedback, etc. I like flames, they're funny, so don't hesitate to hit me with some. I'm not that great at the whole grammar thing, but I'd love to beta, help brainstorm, or whatever for someone. Reviews are loved!

So,... I guess that's about it. Read the stories! Maybe enjoy them? Hopefully laugh! Review, please. And long live Harry Potter!