10 Fanfiction things to know about me

1: Clato was my first “Ship”

2: “I can’t read fanfiction when the speech marks are wrong, like this”. I said “Also when people forget to use commas that’s really annoying”. I didn’t mention what I’d left out – When People Write The Fic Entirely Like This and have bad grammer.

3: I ship the best friends! You know, the ones that everybody hates, who imprint/kill someone’s child/sister.

4: That said; I don’t mind Everlark or BXE.

5: Humor is my preferred genre.

6: When writing Harry Potter Fanfiction, I always use British English (“Favourite” “Colour”)

7: When Suzanne Collins first mentioned the idea of a “cheese bun” in CF, I vomited inside my mouth.

8: I like dreaming up extremely weird crossover ships (Ginny Weasley X Gale Hawethorne, Collin Creevey X Rue/Prim)

9: On average, I get at least two plot bunnies a day.

10: I cannot stand Mary Sues. Or Gary Stus. Especially with writers who can’t pull them off correctly (Ginny Weasley was fine – JK Rowling is amazing). But I especially hate characters who are blatantly Gary/Mary and still have billions of fans (*cough*PeetaMellark*cough*).