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Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles & Ficlets by Colubrina reviews
A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 92 - Words: 73,702 - Reviews: 5028 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 10,188 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Written in the Ashes by Callisto Callispi reviews
When the past doesn't keep its peace, one must silence its voice. Except Hermione Granger doesn't know how. Sort of HBP compliant but very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How To Train Your Auror 3: Dead On Arrival by MrBenzedrine reviews
The 3rd and final installment of the How To Train Your Auror saga. Follow Hermione, Draco, and all of our HTTYA brethren as they balance a Malfoy wedding, a gravely ill Astoria, a new Diggle, and a torturous serial killer as grim as their name!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 5/18/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Dean T.
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
How To Train Your Auror 2: Family Ties by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco and Hermione are back at it again in the anticipated sequel for How To Train Your Auror. 2 years have passed for our OTP. 2 years since their world was ripped apart by Bastian Cane. Questions rise: where is the Pandora Stone? Who is attacking the students of Hogwarts? And what does Draco's father have to do with any of it? Rated M. Sequel to HTTYA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 197,334 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Astoria G. - Complete
Which Witch? by MrBenzedrine reviews
School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Squirm by MrBenzedrine reviews
Written for Halloween, 2016. Dramione. Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. TRIGGER WARNING. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. Dark Fic. WIP. **WINNER: Best WIP 2017 Winter Dramione Awards** *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bloody Valentine by MrBenzedrine reviews
Post-War. Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds. A comedy of errors. COLLAB with LightofEvolution! ONE SHOT. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Murphy's Law by MrBenzedrine reviews
Writing prompt: Murphy's law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Draco Malfoy learns this first hand as he attempts to court Hermione Granger. Birthday gift for LightofEvolution. 3 chapters of feel good laughter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
How To Train Your Auror by MrBenzedrine reviews
Summary: After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry's protests. When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, she must come to terms with her distaste for him in order to pass training. But what dark secrets does Malfoy hold? COMPLETE.*RUNNER UP DRAMIONE AWARDS*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,777 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Drinking Buddies by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione and Draco find solace in each other as drinking buddies, but so much more develops. Rated M for graphic lemons. Post Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,689 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
HTTYA Christmas Special: Traditions by MrBenzedrine reviews
Christmas Special to the How To Train Your Auror series! Takes place between books one and two. This year is Draco and Hermione's first Christmas together, but things aren't going as well as Draco would like. The memory of Ron Weasley still haunts the both of them. Can Draco survive Christmas dinner with the Weasleys long enough to make Hermione a very Happy Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Molly W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6451 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
A Touch of Bourbon by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
catastrophic by cocoartist reviews
Tom Riddle is the second reason Sirius Black is having a terrible day. University of Oxford AU. One-shot. Tom Riddle x Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Starlight by MrBenzedrine reviews
Heartfelt one-shot Dramione. Draco and Hermione only have the starlight. It's their only connection to when things were better. To when *they* were better. Can the starlight help them find their way back to each other? Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
From My Bedroom Window (A Through the Kitchen Window outtake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I feel silly, and I feel vindicated, and I feel sad. I feel a lot of things, but what I don't feel is nothing, and I'm not entirely sure what that means." (Written in 2013 for the Fandom4LLS fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/26/2016
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Want for Christmas by greenschist reviews
Theo offers him a home-cooked meal, Blaise offers him Christmas-themed dirty movies, but all Draco wants for Christmas is to reconcile with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
how the mighty fall by cocoartist reviews
Old dark magic dictates that the Blacks must have an heir. [AU from the end of OotP] Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Crookscrux by cocoartist reviews
Cats have nine lives. Tom has a problem. [Horcrux!Crookshanks] [This is probably a crackfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
Hollywood Ending by greenschist reviews
Draco, Hermione, and their own fairy tale. A collection of Dramione drabbles written for a movie-themed Last Drabble Writer Standing competition. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Salvaged by cocoartist reviews
Tom Riddle was born in 1979 and goes to school with Hermione Granger. Everything changes. AU. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Fait Accompli by cocoartist reviews
Hermione's been dreading - really dreading - the Hogwarts reunion. [Dramione Cliché gift/dare fic for Colubrina] EWE, ONESHOT, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Kairos by cocoartist reviews
He'd watched the swotty Gryffindor for years, jealously nursing his lust. [There is a plot but only vaguely - v old repost from Granger Enchanted] [MA]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Adrian P.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Forever Means Forever by cocoartist reviews
If she ever saw Unspeakable Number 37 again she would kill him with her bare hands. Hermione's research into the Veil has an unexpected side-effect. EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking and Entering by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Hermione Jean Granger is a good girl—until Tom Riddle comes to town. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 453 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Rings by Masha19 reviews
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Infinite Visibility by TheFicChick reviews
"Bella, I'm not perfect." "I've loved perfect before, and he broke me anyway." (A "Twilight"/"Remember Me" crossover.)
Crossover - Twilight & Remember Me - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,165 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16143 - Favs: 27,003 - Follows: 15,379 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Broken Hearts Club by TheFicChick reviews
"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 175 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Times They Never Met by TheFicChick reviews
In the transition from human to vampire, Edward walks alone over the course of seventy years. Or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hive: by littlecat358 reviews
Bella is the chosen queen of a hidden community thriving while the world around them crumbles. Edward is an outsider looking for salvation. Their connection is instant. The passion intense. Can they find what they need in each other? All-human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,562 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the End by Lono reviews
Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Lonely Life by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
In one hundred years, I have tried seven times to change a woman from a mortal to a monster and been left with nothing but a corpse. AU. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4395 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belong by TheFicChick reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Beginning and No End by TheFicChick reviews
The rope they tied together eleven years ago is slightly frayed near the top but otherwise unaffected by time and the elements, and she thinks that maybe wedding rings are made from the wrong raw material. (My entry in the "Second Season of Our Discontent" Anonymous Angst Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 342 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Kitchen Window by TheFicChick reviews
"From very early on, I worried that the biggest thing in my youngest son's life would be the girl he could never escape. I thought it would be horrible for his story to be so ensnared with someone else's, such a tangled ball of yarn that it couldn't be unknotted. Bright, colorful, beautiful to be sure, but so hopelessly snarled in and around itself that it would never be freed."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 317 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Difficult by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,041 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Girl Who Jumped by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
His fingertips trail along my collarbone, strong but gentle. They linger on my scar, on skin that's not quite numb. I feel like I did then, when I was standing in that tree, brave and stupid enough to jump. ExB O/S Contest entry for FicThisGIF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 654 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better by greenschist reviews
It's another full moon morning at Malfoy Manor, and it's up to Hermione to pick up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13472 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection Outtakes by littlecat358 reviews
These are the "deleted scenes" if you will, of Unplanned Perfection. May include other character POV. Please read the story before the outtakes, otherwise there might be some confusion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7337 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counting Stars and Passing Cars by greenschist reviews
In which the path toward love forks and forks again. Fourteen relationships, fourteen stories. 14/14 - Draco/Hermione: Raise your glass and have a toast to the choices we made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,922 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4682 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 7,402 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Paths to Perdition by Callisto Callispi reviews
After the war, Hermione attempts to mend what was broken without shattering herself in the process. Rather AU, despite efforts to make it canon-compliant. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,302 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Star by Callisto Callispi reviews
Even a Malfoy, no matter how vile, does not deserve to be alone on Christmas Eve. And yet, no one measured the power that a Merry Christmas could have on a person. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Callisto Callispi reviews
Do you believe in dreams? Because that's how I found you. But I can't be with you, not yet. Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete