Yo! I'm Britt!!

Creds for my avatar go back to: ... this was a commission I got from her that was INCREDIBLE! check-sheck her stuff!!!

Other accounts:

Fictionpress:http://www.fictionpress.com/u/658968/

Collab/crack account with roundabout225:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2284027/

well any-who, I'm a Senior in high school, floutist (flutist), Year-round Swimmer, Captain of my High School Swim Team, Lifeguard, Prom Committee Member (miraculously enough, I've managaed to hide my nerd alter-ego from most of the world..), Super-hero... you know, the usual...

I plan on majoring in creative writing in college and getting my PhD so I can teach at the college level... Eventually, of course, I'd like to settle down and write a book in between raising kids...However, that's prolly TMI for a fanfiction profile... well TOO BAD you get to hear it anyways...

My obsessions come and go, but my geekiness always remains :D

IMPORTANT FIC UPDATES:

Dreams: currently on hiatus, and I'm honestly not sure if I'll finish it or not. Also, since it's actually a pretty original idea and I feel like it could easily be made into an original peice of fiction, I may edit it(the Jumpstreet characcter, obviously, not my OCs) and put it on fictionpress to finish from there, should you decide to check it out (of course any updates I would also post on fanfiction)... sorry guys, I really am! Its just been a busy year...

Second Chances: next chapter is in the works... please be aware, however, that there may be changes/edits to previous chapters, so READ MY AUTHOR'S NOTES! again, sorry for the wait, I'm still stressed about hearing back from colleges and keeping up on my AP classes thru the dying throes of my high school career...

umm...yeah... so...

how about that weather?

haha its rainy where I am.

ALL THE TIME. ITS NOT FUN.

but sometimes it is. I can go puddle jumping all the time!

and it's supposed to snow soon!

and I KNOW someone on this site!!

SHELBY!! AND MEGAN!! AND JULIE!!

oh wait that's three people...

I know you're going to read this...

at least you better...

LUFF YOU!!

(: Britt :)

also known as

TAPE WOMAN!!

ask me about it...

its pretty interesting...

:P

BYE!!

no, I am not gone yet :D

but i really enjoy making my profile unnessicarily long...

a little bit of random info for you...

I can't spell neccecary for my life...

I just have no idea about that word...

every time I look it up I just forget it, and spell it randomly the next time...

Its not really a problem with other words, just that one...

anywhos, here are some of my fav quotes:

"I'm not short! You just come from a desert oasis of giants!" - Ed, FMA

"Carve the pain of my life into my soul" - Ciel Phantomhive, Kuroshitsuji

"Each smallest act of kindness reverbates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and faraway." -H.R. White

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't"
-Unknown

"That's not rape! It's surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!" -Jessie, mi amigo

"The ace gang got into their hunchback gear. We were getting ready, shuffling around and yelling 'the bells, the bells,' but then Jas and I stepped onto a bit of green grass... Suddenly all Hell broke loose. Whistles went off and some absolute loon started yelling through a loudspeaker in French at us...Just then Henri came running to save us. He started yelling and shrugging his shoulders, and soon everyone was shrugging shoulders.I turned to the gang."Wait for a group shrug and then run like the wind into Notre Dame sanctuary. We must beg the priests to save us."
- Louise Rennison

"You mistake me, my dear. I have high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least."
-Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

"Save the cheerleader, Save the World." - Peter Petrelli, HEROES!

"'It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.' Well, it bloody is now!" - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean:Curse of the Black Pearl

"We're teenagers, it's our MO; make bad decisions, regret it later" -Moi, et ma millieur amie

"KAIBA GHOST: It’s true Yugi, I’ve returned from the dead in order to defeat you. My desire for vengance was so strong that even hell itself could not hope to contain-
YAMI: OK, time out! Does anybody believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost?
TRISTAN: I do!
YAMI: Anyone besides Tristan?

TRISTAN: I do!" - Yugioh Abridged :D

" 'Tristan, you're not black anymore.' 'Sheeeeeet.' " -Yugioh Abridged

"PUBERTY-POWER!" - Yugi Motou, Yugioh Abridged... oh boy, this could go on for ages...

Just one more, i promise!

"IN AMERICA!" -Bandit Keith, Yugioh Abridged :D

okay, I'm done now...

Stats, anyone?

Favorite Movies: Zoolander, 10 Things I Hate About You, Paris Je T'aime, Pirates of the Carribean, Interview With a Vampire, Elf, Indiana Jones (all the old ones), Star Wars (yep, you got it, only the oldies), Chocolate, The Bourne Identity, Donnie Darko, Sleeping Beauty, Hercules, Toy Story, UP, Alice in Wonderland, actually almost all Disney Movies... Back to the Future, Bridget Jones' Diary, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, Spirited Away, The Fast and The Furious (yummy yummy Paul Walker...) Wayne's World, Corpse Bride, 27 Dresses, Blood: The Last Vampire (orig) The Notebook, etc...

Favorite Books: Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Blood and Chocolate, Tamora Pierce (okay she's an author, not a book, but c'mon, she's got so many I can't possibly name just one...), Sammy's Hill, Catch-22, Dante's Inferno, Screwtape Letters, The Hiding Place, Harry Potter (even though the last one was a total dud), there are so many others but it's really late and I can't think of any right now...

Favorite Artists (Musical): Regina Spektor, Relient K, No-Fi Soul Rebellion, Soko, Kanon Wakeshima, Jinn, Hawk Nelson, TobyMac, PureNRG (inside joke), Kerli, Natalie Portman's Shaved Head, The Hush Sound, Group 1 Crew, ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION, Fall Out Boy ( don't look at me like that...it's a guilty pleasure, okay?), Morcheeba, Yelle, The Fratellis, Artctic Monkeys, Daft Punk, Panic! at the Disco, etc.

Favorite Designers: Juicy Couture, Betsy Johnson, Ray Ban, Vera Wang, Burberry, Chanel, Coach, Marc Jacobs, Oscar de la Renta, UGG, Tory Burch, etc.

Favorite TV Shows: Heroes, Friends, 21 Jump Street, Gossip Girl, Glee, Bones, Scrubs, The Office, The Fresh Prince of Bell Air, MASH, That 70's Show, etc.

Favorite Animes: Code Geass, Blood, FMA, APH, Azumanga Daioh, Kuroshitsuji, Yugioh, Vampire Knight, Nodame Cantabile, Fruits Basket, Death Note, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, xxxHolic, Yugioh Abridged (sorry I couldn't help it, I had to put that...) Ouran High School Host Club, etc.

Favorite Animal: Platypus.

Favorite Colors: Purple, and Yellow, because I hate the fact that everyone else seems to love Blue...

HETALIA SURVEY YAY!

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Natalia

2) Alfred

3) Ivan

4) Arthur

5) Gilbert

6) Elizabeta

7) Roderich

8) Mattie

9) Ludwig

10) Feliciano

11) Francis

12) Norway

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
ummm... no... I don't think that would ever happen... ever...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

mmmmmmmmm I'd become one with him ANY DAY, if you know what I mean :D

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

bahahaha the only two girls... well um, they're both violent, so... well there might be a miscarriage...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

lots and lots. C'mon, people, Germany and Italy are canon, of COURSE I've read good fics about them!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Roderich would drive Alfred up the walls with his aristocratic demeanor :D

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
I'd have to say Iggy/Ludwig, because Iggy/Mattie is just incest... and that's yucky XP

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

meh. he probably wouldn't care...

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Say what? There's a damsel in Austria's house in need of rescuing? Sounds like a job for Alfred F. Jones!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

um. maybe... if Feliciano was caught by the Allies and they actually kept him for once... everyone knows Arthur's a huge pedo, so poor Feliciano would prolly get raped :(

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

White as Snow

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

HAHAHAHAHA a competition rape plot, of course :D wonder who would win... imagines

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

uhm, yeah... that's exatly right for both... austria's straight and ludwig's not (with their respective partners, of course)

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

You and I by Ingrid Michaelson

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

MATURE CONTENT... and filming of gay p0rn...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Mattie: So, do you like hockey?

Prussia: Who are you?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

"I hate my hair. There's this ridiculous curl that just floofs out of nowhere. And Kumajiro keeps trying to eat it."

"oh, but the curl can be fun! Look, if you rub it like this-"

"AH!..oh...WAIT, ITALY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

(waow, I fail so so hard...)

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Roderich? Oh he would get embarrassed and walk away quietly...

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Alfred kidnaps Natalia during the Cold War and forgets her at Arthur's house... then of course ole' pedoPANTS would turn on the charm.. aka the rape...

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

hrmmm possibly... its pretty common slash, what with Gilbert and all... I wouldn't be surprised...

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

hmmm don't think so...

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes. Is there even a way NOT to include Francis in a fic?

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

NO. NEVER. BECAUSE THAT'S INCEST. INBREEDING IS BADDDD

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ma caro! or something else italian... (that's italian, right?...)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

hm a while ago, actually.. like two weeks since I've read a Prussia fic?

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

she secretly wants to be a boy because she films gay porn all the time... so prolly anal... or she's a dominatrix... actually that's no secret...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

ohyeah... Francis bangs anything that moves... ludwig would have to be the drunk one in that situation... france would also have to slip a few roofies into his drink...

27) If one and Seven get together, who tops?

Natalia. duh. natalia always tops. even russia... maybe not america, but that's irrelevant anyways...

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Natalia and Ludwig are in a happy relationship until Ludwig runs off with Arthur. Natalia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Francis and a breif unhappy affair with Norway, then follows the wise advice of Gilbert and finds true love with Alfred.

Title: How to Make and Melt a Bitter Belarus

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would actually be kinda cute! They're both pretty mild mannered, so I think it might work..