Aperture Science Turrethide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Portal. Just a crazy, nutty and somewhat sadistic turret. Nothing to see here folks. Oh you're still here, well I'm an Aperture Science Sentry Turret. You can just call me "Turret" for short. Apparently i'm "defective", pffff like i'm all defecty , those scientists are the defective ones.*mumbles some very insulting things about scientists and combustable lemons.* Anyways, at the moment i'm experimenting with multiple universes and magic, while avoiding this thing called homework. "How am I able to do this?"It's because I am a freaking awesome turret, enough said. Question to any readers who read this, would having multiple stories going at once be a bad idea? I have a few story ideas i want to write, but i want to finish the one i'm working as well. |
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Catalyst Array by Snow Leopard Pasha reviews
When performing the transmutation on Father to recover Al's body, Ed blacks out and wakes up in a wasteland near a metal building he doesn't recognize. The first thing he realizes is that he can't use alchemy in the dead zones around those metal buildings. With no Al, his new purpose becomes a crusade to save the world and his new friends! No pairings, part 1 of 2, R&R!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 82 - Words: 351,891 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Genesis R., Rude, Tseng, Edward E. - Complete
The Last Avatar - Book Two TITAN by R.L.Keeper reviews
It started with the cement truck. She was sure of that. Of course then she ended up in a 'loading screen' or something, before being tossed into a world Rue had thought to be fictional. With all that, finding out she was the Avatar as well was a bit much. Book Two follows Rue as she deals with the repercussions of the end of Book one and begins her Earth Bending Training.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Angeal H., Genesis R., Sephiroth, Aang
A Hero's Call by BlueCampanula reviews
Sibyl Lasko never asked to be shoved from waking reality into a world completely different from her own, a world that shouldn't have been real. Having been called by the Goddess, now she must aid Gaia's hero and change fate itself in order to find her way back to the world she knew, if a way even exists to begin with.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,906 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Cloud S., Angeal H., Genesis R., OC
Playing God by Zombiecatfire13 reviews
IF YOU KEEP READING, YOU WILL SEE SPOILERS. Many years after Wilson took Maxwell's throne, he decides to play the role of his predecessor by luring Willow into the world that ate him alive.
Don't Starve - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Willow, Wilson H.
S H I E L D Agent Rhapsodos: Taking the Backseat by Wayang.Silver reviews
It was supposed to be his reward from the Goddess after his service as a WEAPON to the Planet. Except, his life now consists of being a SOLDIER, Turk, Superhero Sitter, & this time as the unwilling hero in one. With so many heroes around, Genesis decides to take the backseat. At least Coulson concurs that the backstage crew can make differences; Fury doesn't seem to agree.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 160,121 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Genesis R., Zack F., Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F.
Harry Gainsborough and the Philosopher's Stone by Quatermass reviews
Book 2 of The Cetra Heritage Saga. The time has finally come for Harry, adopted by Elmyra Gainsborough, to go to Hogwarts. And Aerith and Jenova are accompanying him. But even as he makes new friends and new enemies, a presence lurks in the shadows, determined to finish what he started: Voldemort has Harry Gainsborough in his sights, along with the Philosopher's Stone...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,947 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Harry P., Aerith G., Jenova - Complete
Running Backwards by Acid burns reviews
Time-traveling-Cloud doesn't exactly know he's in the past and Cloud-from-the-past doesn't know why he's remembering things that haven't happened. Yet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,031 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
The Last Avatar - Book One LEVIATHAN by R.L.Keeper reviews
It started with the cement truck. She was sure of that. Of course then she ended up in a 'loading screen' or something, before being tossed into a world Rue had thought to be fictional. With all that, finding out she was the Avatar as well was a bit much. Book One follows Rue as she deals with her new identity as Avatar in a world that has forgotten her and makes new friends.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,298 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R., Aang - Complete
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
It's Raining WHAT! by TyrantChimera reviews
Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. When an experimental materia goes missing due to a certain red-haired turk, all hell breaks loose as the SOLDIERS clean up the mess. Especially when one blonde cadet finds out the results of the materia worked a little different for him... Twoshot, slight AU, rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Paintball Wars by TyrantChimera reviews
Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
We will never give up by Scabior90 reviews
AU. Templars have won, finally getting the order, control and obedience they wanted. Assassins were almost wiped out. Almost. And the rest of them will never stop fighting.
Crossover - 1984 & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
Eleanor's Utopia by ptabs0101's brother reviews
Eleanor Lamb, the supposed new Messiah of Rapture, has finally reached the surface and she can see the storm clouds that foreshadow the chaos that she will bring unto the world. The first question she asked herself was: "Where to start first?". Based on the bad ending in Bioshock 2. Up for adoption.
Crossover - BioShock & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Eleanor L.
A Father's Duty by Dr. Saibot M.D reviews
We all know the story of Delta, the Big Daddy who rose to the surface. However, what of the others who simply lived their lives protecting the Family's Little Sisters? This is the story of one such Father. Updates late Saturday (tentatively) every other week.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Big Daddy, Little Sister, Big Sister
The Infected by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Eleven people, fifty million Infected, one sanctuary. All becomes irrelevant when your only choices are to live on or die trying.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,338 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Shopping Trip by ThisStatementIsFalse reviews
Hm... The RED base is looking a little bland… maybe the team should go shopping. A Misadventures of the RED Team spinoff
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Eagle's Prey by Celena Schezar reviews
Altaїr stalks his prey in the rain.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Faceless Savior by ellfie reviews
OneShot: An Assassin should just be another face in the crowd. Even when he saves a baby from a deadly attack, he asks for only one thing in return.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Save Me, Satan by yiyjfgyty reviews
An Assassin dosen't always have to kill; sometimes, he is there to protect. /Oneshot/
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Hurt by Icka M. Chif reviews
[AU] This is going to hurt.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 11/11/2002
Mixed with Black by Icka M. Chif reviews
A series of un-related exploratory fics, each named after the colours in the Magic Kaitou character names. Final Chapter up: The Rules of a Kaitou.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002
Trick Trilogy by Icka M. Chif reviews
Sequal to 'Game Trilogy'! First off: a new player is added to the Game! Next: Playing with Dolls! And finally: Heiji vs The Kid! Beware the holy mackeral!!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
Understand by Icka M. Chif reviews
An Aoko fic. ^^;; Someone begins to understand. Epilogue added, Kaitou's POV.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
Game Trilogy by Icka M. Chif reviews
Game Over: Conan and Kid have a talk. New Game: Heiji dresses in drag. Card Game: a Poker game between friends. And Conan's Magic Trick!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
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Of Theives and Portal Guns reviews
Follow our favourite phantom thief, KID, as he navigates Aperture after being thrown down into the earth after another of Snake's attempts to kill him. Who knows, he may actually have succeeded this time, with the supposed dead mantis men after him and an irrate super computer with no love of humans.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Kaito K., GLaDOS
New Template reviews
Following the point of view of the defective turret that is used as the new template in the control room before and after you catch it. It's not the happiest turret there is.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Turret - Complete
Hard Light reviews
Just a small drabble from Of Thieves and Portal Guns. The song Hard Sunshine from the portal 2 soundtrack inspired it, and it takes place after portal 2. Basicaly Kaito inadvertidly annoying GLaDOS while attempting to relax for once.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Kaito K., GLaDOS - Complete