Drabble-writer extraordinaire.

I've been writing as a hobby since I was a kid. We're talking somewhere in the region of fourteen years. That's right, folks, 14 years of writing and I still can't write anything with more than 500 words, am still not even remotely acquainted with the idea of conceiving a coherent plot.

There will come a day, I'm sure, when the planets all align and I spit out a story with a little substance... but not today.