Whoa, someone's looking at this? Oh, um, okay. Just let me get dressed...

Okay.

Well, if you're a secret agent looking for information on me, I guess you'll learn a little bit on this page. If you're just a regular person, then, well, you'll still learn a bit about me.

Either way, you can either continue reading, or go back to reading fanfiction. Your choice.

NAME: I go by many names. Most people affectionately refer to me as "Douche."

AGE: Old enough.

OCCUPATION: Student, studying Psychology

RESIDENCE: A tiny apartment in Australia

FAVOURITE BOOK: Anything in the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" series

FAVOURITE SONG: Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas

FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME: Final Fantasy VI, BioShock, or Dissidia: Final Fantasy

FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Scrubs, South Park, or Community

FAVOURITE ANIME: Either Dragon Ball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF FROZEN YOGHURT: Mango

Well, that's about it. It's not much, I know. I'm working on it. (Well, not really.)

I like wandering, contemplating, video games, Black Mages, and instrumental music. I play the piano. I dislike people who are painfully vain, excessively modest, and sadists.

I'm a nihilist. Kind of. I don't know. Do we exist?

I'm a lover of fantasy since, frankly, this world blows.

I usually write reviews for people who have more spare time than me, but I occasionally write. If I add your story to my favourites, you're a bloody good author. For someone who writes fanfiction.

I actually don't mind getting flames for my fanfiction, because then I get to reply to them, and let out some anger.

Now, about my stories...

The Other Animal Crossing was the first fanfic I ever wrote, and it remains my most popular. Not sure why. I wrote it a couple of years ago, and reading it today, I think it sucks. I might rewrite it someday.

Super Smash Bros. Clash is something I work on when I'm extremely bored. It's basically a bunch of random match-ups between Super Smash Bros. characters, then they fight to the death. If you don't mind my writing style, send me a request.

iCarly Dies was something I wrote when my hatred for iCarly peaked. Since I was going through my second playthrough of Chrono Trigger at the time, this little story was born. It's not as good as my others, but it was fun to write.

TerraShock is a crossover between two of my favourite games, Final Fantasy VI, and BioShock. I was very bored, and I had recently drank my own weight in Mountain Dew, so my mind was wandering far and wide. Thus, TerraShock was created. Though the ending sucks, I'm quite fond of it.

Uh, that's all I can be bothered to think of at the moment. If you have any questions, I'll gladly answer them.

Well, there you go, Mr. Secret Agent.