Hi, im April Black... If your really bored, you can read my ongoing conversation between myself and Jacob Black. :)

April: Blahblahblah Im April Black, and this is Jake

Jake: Hi... (looks around warily) um, April?

April: Yeah?

Jake: What are we doing on your profile?

April: Well, I feel like talking to you...

Jake: Yeah, but remember, that alot of people hate me, because of the whole werewolf/Bella/vampire/Cullens/Twilight thing...

April: So?

Jake: Well, are you sure you should be putting this up on your profile?

April: Of course... well, you are my husband, right?

Jake: Yeah, but people are all going to think your crazy... talking to a fictional character...

April: oh, right... (looks at people reading her profile and shrugs) I dont like any of them anyway... except for that one... (points at reader) Yeah, your not that bad...

Jake: Yeah, I like her too...

April: I think thats a guy...

Jake: What are you crazy? Theres barely any guys on the Twilight fanfiction...

April: Your right... but then whats that on their face?

Jake: (squints at you) oh yeah, thats kind of weird... Hey, go look in the mirror, i think you have oreo or something on your face...

April: I thought it was a moustache... Thats why i thought it was a guy...

Jake: You thought they had a black and white mustache? She's blond!

April: No shes not! She's clearly brunette!

Jake: Um, actually, I think she's a redhead...

April: (looks at you) are we talking about the same person?

Jake: I think so...

April: I can't tell, but I think she has really cool hair...

Jake: You can't tell? Then how can you say that?

April: Well, it's nicer than saying its ugly...

Jake: Oh, yeah, i guess thats right...

April: So, (looks at you) how are you today?

You: ... ... ... ... ...

Jake: Really? Well thats interesting...

April: Yeah... That kindof stinks...

Jake: (looks at April) Why? I thought that was good news! (looks at you) was that good news?

April: Shes not being very clear...

Jake: I still think thats a guy...

April: It was me who thought it was a guy!! (squints at you) No, thats definitely a girl...

Jake: It could just be a very pretty guy...

April: But with that hair?

Jake: Hey! I have nice hair too!!

April: Well my hair is green, but that doesn't make me a guy...

Jake: I would say your hair is brunette... with blue streaks, not green...

Me: Umm, lets just say they're teal and call it even...

Jake: Okay...

Me: I wonder if this convo makes sense to anyone else...

Jake: Probably not... The PATI goers might understand it better...

Me: Patty? who's Patty?

Jake: Not Patty, PATI. P-A-T-I

Me: Oh!! I keep forgetting that the forum is Party at the Institute now...

Jake: Im glad it is...

Me: Why?

Jake: Come on, I hated its old name!

Me: Revenge and Vacation?

Jake: Yeah, you remember what "Revenge" was?

Me: (snorts) oh yeah, it was a bunch of just made vampires set on killing you.

Jake: (shudders)

Me: But we all get along now :)

Jake: Yeah... I wonder how that happened?

Me: They got to know you, and realized you weren't so bad.

Jake: (smiles) They fell in love with my charm and good humor...

Me: uh, probably not... but I did! (kisses Jake's cheek)

Jake: Ummm, April?

Me: Yeah?

Jake: Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure, shoot (wince)

Jake: Not to be rude, but why is your profile trash?

Me: Its not trash...

Jake: No, I mean why is it a trashcan and trash?

Me: But its not...

Jake: Yes it is... Oh, wait, you changed it...

Me: Here, i'll change it back... hold on... ... ... ... ...

Jake: Its not working...

Me: Oh... yes it is!!

Jake: No its not...

Me: Whatever...

Jake: But why is it trash??

Me: I'll tell you later...

Jake: WHAT??

Jake: ... Is it later yet?

Me: Yes, it is later...

Jake: Oh (smiles) Well then can you tell me why your profile is a trashcan?

Me: Jake, my profile hasn't been a trashcan for like three months now.

Jake: You haven't updated our convo in THREE MONTHS?? (pouts) wow I feel unloved.

Me: Well you are unloved (turns away from Jake)

Jake: WHAT? Why? April... Sweetheart... Are you mad at me?

Me: (looks away, trying not to laugh) Yes (snort)

Jake: (frowns) did you just snort?

Me: No! (giggle)

Jake: Did you just giggle?

Me: No! (snort)

Jake: Did you just snort?

Me: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS REPEAT YOURSELF??

Jake: (shrinks away) uhhh...

Me: (glares down at Jake, then gives up and bursts out laughing)

Jake: (looks at April) What is WRONG with you? Seriously.

Me: Nothing. Nothing at all. At least I am human, and I know I am human.

Jake: (squints) Im not always too sure about that. Anyway, I am werewolf and I know I am werewolf, so we are even.

Me: No your not.

Jake: Huh?

Me: Weelll, apparently werewolves aren't werewolves anymore, remember? You a SHAPESHIFTER!!

Jake: Oh... yeah, well about that... I think I am more werewolfy than the Cullens are vampiric... so i dont think thats fair.

Me: I agree... Lets see, they dont sleep in coffins, they dont drink from humans, they dont burn in sunlight, they cant be killed by holy water or stakes through the heart... what makes them vampires? I say they are gross deer sucking rocks

Jake: Finally! Someone who agrees with me!

Me: Well, I usually agree with you...

Jake: (looks up and notice's April's pen name)

Me: Jake? You look pretty pissed... Whats wrong?

Jake: (starts growling) I have dealt with elves with bows and FBI agents with rocketlaunchers and videogame characters and random senior guys, all because your cute. NOW WHO THE HELL IS NING?

Me: Sorry Jake. Ning stole my heart. (smiles)

Jake: (starts shaking)

Me: Jeez, calm down Jake, no biggie, he's from reality reality, not book reality.

Jake: (thinks) Who do you like more?

Me: (thinks for about half a second) Ning, definitely.

Jake: (grumbles) I'm going to find Nessie... (wanders off)

Some favorite quotes(dont worry, they dont need to make sense :) :

"You know that if you split a banana like that, the calories fall out." "Is that really true??" - Zink and poprincess

"Oh, the gargoyles love each other, they're kissing! Oh nevermind, that looks awkward.." SkippinSinger

"Waltz with me? While the gargoyles are doing their thang" - ruinaneil and skippinsinger

"BOOM. Byebye." - Zink (seriously)

"Can I have the computer?" "No." "Why not? Play Runescape later." "No. Im pwning some noobs." "Well I have a paper to write." ... ... "No. This is more important." - Me and UnEmo (I recently learned that poning is wrong... its got a W apparently) ((I even more recently learned that powning is wrong too... theres no o... the things my older brother knows...)

"Soymilk doesn't have soybeans in it!!" - S.L

"No no no, isn't tofu like a country? In Asia?" - S.L again

"I think those two things you just said go on my list for top five stupidest things I've ever heard. Seriously." ... ... ... "What are the other four?" - Guy at lunchtable and S.L again

"Shun the y-chromosome!!" - Me and BlueStreak

"April, if I wasn't straight I would totally date you." - SkippinSinger

"Oh my god, that looked like it really hurt! (snaps a picture)" - SkippinSinger

"Hey... watch it... " "What? Its for you to get later" - CurlyFry y sugarboy

"Em, are you on crack?" ... "No, jellybeans." - Emily and Bluestreak

"ok, I just had to message you in response to one particular quote on your
profile: "Em, are you on crack?" ... "No, jellybeans."
I laughed so hard at this! that happened to me and my friend Emily, we said
exactly the same thing! you know, this is random, but I can't even remember
the last time I called her Emily instead of Em or Ems. I think it was sometime
in grade four before our fifth grade teacher gave her that nickname. our
teacher had this thing of giving all her students nicknames" - Red

"ok... really important: DO NOT LISTEN TO ME!!" - RuinAneil

"Lets go take pictures of April drinking!" "Hold on, lemme put my shirt on" SkippinSinger and RuinAneil

"Do you eat fish?" ... "No, Im a vegetarian..." .. "Oh... Do you eat chicken?" - Me and TheMilo

"this is me sending you a huge virtual hug because if i could i would jump out of your computer and give it to you in person... but seeing as i am no hudini (how the heck do you spell his name?) i cant do that." - RuinAenil

"One, no poking, two, no pushing, and three, RUBY RELEASE ME!!"- me

"Yeah... Total insanity is kinda insane..." "Wow babe, cause that made total sense." "It did to me (eye twitch)" - CurlyFry and me

"Jeez, what happened to your arm?" "Tiger." "um... what?" "Tiger. He got me." - Me and TheMilo

"Umm, question... Why did you make me take my shirt off?" - RuinAenil

"Why are all the hott guys always gay?"- me

(to me) "Yes you definitely win in the creepy category"- RuinAenil

"WHY WON'T I BRUSE??"- RuinAenil (she is always jealous when we get bruises... I think shes a masochist)

"I call it The Turd"- SkippingSinger/PrettyProdigy/me/ParanoidRomantic (i can't remember which one)

"The Erect Pinaple"- ParanoidRomantic

"GLITTENS!!"- SkippingSinger

"Shit." "... bucket." "What?" "Say shitbucket instead. Dont curse." ... ... ... "How does adding bucket to it make it any better?" "Because then your just talking about the container, not the actual thing. It's like how toilet is better than poop." "What? No, cause then instead of talking about one singular shit, then your talking about an entire bucket of it!... ... ... and seriously, who says shitbucket?" - SkippingSinger and me(im the one who cursed in the first place)

"Guys, its okay, i think its just a cooler!" "No, thats a bumper" - Ruinaneil and Paranoid Romantic

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MY PLATE WAS CLEAN!!" - PrettyProdigy

"I dont have a caffeine addiction!!" ... ... ... "(snort)" - Me and PrettyProdigy

(on the phone) "I had ravioli tonight. It was really good." "Oh, ew Jake, I hate ravioli." "WHAT?? April how can you not like RAVIOLI??" "Umm, its just really gross... I hate it..." click "Jake? Hello?" (five minutes later he calls me back) "Hey April." "Did you seriously hang up on me?" "Im sorry April, but you just dont insult a man's ravioli." - Quil/Aro and me

"UnEmo?" "Yeah, thats the nickname i gave him" "He said that?" "Yeah, he wouldn't let me on the computer!" ... ... "You know you spelled poning wrong... Its got a W in it." - Zink

"You freeze like that and still seem to play." - Me to Zink

"Good thing there aren't any real guys in the room right now... That would be awkward." "(coughs, points at himself) Thanks April. Really." Me and Zink

"Ow! April, you just bit me!" "No I didn't..." "Yes, you did." "No I didn't." "Then whats this ring of red marks on my arm?" "... ... ... No I didn't." - Me and Zink

"You, child, are not human. I dont know what you are, but its not human." "Maybe I'm a vampire. Maybe I'm a werewolf. Wait, apparently werewolves aren't werewolves anymore, so maybe I'm nothing." - Zink and me

"Your fly's down..." "It's an invitation... ..." - Unemo and me

"Having problems there babe?" "Yeah, its too short and it needs to be longer... " "... oh" Curly Fry and Me

"I think its a bad idea. I think it's a terrible, terrible idea and very bad things are going to come of it. You have to do it." - Paranoid Romantic

"If you go run away and hide in Madagascar, i will hire a trained hit man to find you. I would do whatever it takes." "(snickers) really Jake?" "Yep. And then when he finds you he will shoot you." "What? Why would you hire someone to shoot me?" "April, I coul'd never get him to convince you to come home, your too stubborn." "So wait, you would rather me dead that not home?" "No." "Then why would you shoot me?" "So that you would be incapacitated and he could drag you back. I'd get him to use a tranquilizer dart." "... ... You have serious issues, you know that?" - MyJake and Me

"Money does grow on trees. Its called Marijuana." ... ... "Wait, Marijuana doesn't grow on trees!" - Popprincess and me

"Ruby, I LOVE your forhead right now." Me

"I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." - UnEmo

The Best(or most... interesting) Reviews I have ever gotten:
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO EVER REVIEWED MY STORIES!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

From People That Love Me :)

aliceTHEmerpire
2008-02-22
ch 43, abuseNO IT CAN'T BE OVER! (curls up in fetal positon and cries for the ending) I loved this story so much! You are an excellent writer! You rock! I still wish it wasn't over though. Again, more then excellent job!

KatyKatashrophe
2008-01-01
ch 42, abuseI THINK SINCE ALL THE VOLTURI WERE BURNED TO A CRISP, THE CULLEN FAMILY SHOULD TAKE OVER!. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT EVENING. THEN IF YOU WANTED YOU COULD DO A SEQUEL!

ANOTHER ADDICTED FAN.

twilightnite
2007-12-31
ch 42, abuseAH! AWESOME!
Carlisle's NOT dead! YAY!
Hey, I know how you can end it...you can kill me!
I've always wanted to know what it was like to die...hmm...
...but I don't wanna die...:/
If I died then I couldn't write anymore...and then I'd have to give up Josef...
...Can I not die then?

Eh, I actually have no idea on how you should end this. But Esme should show Bella that she forgives her, I mean, Carlisle's not dead right?
But I don't think you should end this...
Hope you enjoy this long rambling review! .

-Kate

Marchen Awakens Romance
2007-12-31
ch 42, abuseYou update or i will hit you with a golden retriever... Love your story!

Narcotic Nia
2007-12-13
ch 39, abusehaha.
i had to come back to this chappie cause i wanted to say something about ch. 41 but i had already posted lol.

hah.

anyways. im not fat april!

felix grunts when he picks me up!
urgh.
shouldn't it just be like picking up nothing anyways cause he's a vamp?

hah. its all good.

mah ha.
i miss you.

twilightnite
2007-11-25
ch 41, abuseGAH! I cut off Brooke's foot!
I'M SORRY BROOKE! I didn't mean it! Not entirely...cough
But you have to update again soon!
This is really good!
Hehe...lots of people lost body parts...Hehehe...
But...yeah, this is really good, and you have to write more soon.
Josef says 'hi'...again. -Kate

rubyredhott
2007-11-25
ch 41, abuseapril april april... wow... amazing... no suprise there...

but i better get my head back... soon... jk!

super-de-duper chap.

-Ashes123-
2007-11-25
ch 41, abuse...I really want that arm back :(

Haha jkjk This is amazing april :)!! You really got the chaos of a battle down :) I love it update soon please :)

Bambina.-'londs'-.
2007-11-25
ch 41, abuseCarlisle...

OMC!

that ...
was...

unexpected.

omc.

Narcotic Nia
2007-11-25
ch 41, abuseokay april.
once again.
this is spectaculate.

BUT I BETTER GET MY FOOT BACK!
i told you i loved my feet.
they are my favorite.
and you let kate slice it off?!
urgh!

okay love you.
rant over.

almost...

JUST RETURN MY FOOT!

Narcotic Nia
2007-11-24
ch 40, abuseapril.
i love you.
and im happy ashley loses and arm...but...

i hate you.
i can tell your being an evil girl.
hmph.

oh p.s...ashley...i love you!!

singerqueen2000
2007-10-13
ch 38, abuseWow... that was possibly the longest authors notes in the history of authors notes! Somehow, I found it quite amusing though... now, I did give you my input last time like you asked as did everybody else. I am curious as to how you reacted to that information. I'm just saying, don't ask the question if you don't want the answer! Hehe... I am sorry to hear that people wanted to kill you though... Maybe you should give them a choice or something, that might have gone over better. hehe... well... I'm glad you figured out who you're going to kill anyway... somehow though, I have a feeling it's not Jake. You don't have the heart to kill your own husband (at least I hope not!) I do have a hunch, but I guess I'll have to wait and see! Ok, this has turned into the longest review ever! Good chapter by the way...

Also, I tried to figure out the riddle and I can't. I'm going to guess something random like sos because I really want to know. can you explain it though too? thanks! Write again soon!

faded dragonfly whisper
2007-10-13
ch 12, abuseTHis is an awesome stroy! I'm not very far along in reading it...but so far it's really good. Oh, and by the way, Dawson City doesn't have polar bears. It's south of where I live in Alaska, and there's definatley none here! Okay, really random story, but I want to tell you this cause it just popped into my head...SO I live in Talkeetna, AK, and it's a really big tourist town (big tourist town, but it's actually small...600 people at most. Small town Alaska), and there was this woman from Cali that came into the general store where I worked in the summer. She was the total Cali girl-bleached blond hair, hawaiian print top, the whole shebang (sorry if that offendeds anybody) and She comes up and asks, "So my kids, like, wanted to see a polar bear. WHere can we see a polar bear?" Wow. It's the middle of August, and 60 degrees out. Not that polars bears come anywhere near here anyways, even when it's -10. So I'm like, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's no polar bears around here. And even if there was, you wouldn't want your kids to be that close to one. Try the zoo in Anchorage." WOW. Oaky, really random story, it just popped in to my head. Sorry. I'll shut up now. Anywho, really good story, from what little I've read so far. I jsut thought I needed to write that. +)

Reaching Out
2007-10-13
ch 23, anon.abuseDear A Burning Comfort,
Oh my god. This is the second fan fic. that got me crying. I'm so sad. The other one was about the spanish influenza and Bella died first. But this one is a lot sadder, since she killed him! Keep it up. You make really good tragities.(sp?)
Reaching Out

Kim Bell
2007-10-10
ch 37, abuseFirst of all, I want to mention that I read the whole story today. I officially love you, and the story. It's amazing, and extremely well written. I loved all the detail in the wedding chapter. It was absolutely delightful to read! I'll be following the rest of the fic, definitely.

As for kill suggestions: I'd vote Jane, since everyone already kind of harbors a grudge against her, or perhaps Marcus. Leave Aro alive; he's such a great bad guy! He's the perfect writer's tool. Oh, and don't kill off any of the Cullens. I seriously will cry. I almost did when Edward and Bella died, but I had a feeling they didn't really.

A Forgotten Fairy. .AKA- Fa...
2007-10-10
ch 37, abuse-laughs hysterically and falls off of chair- ow!! but that's still funny! hahahahahaha! ok im done now_~ ARO IS A SCAREDY CAT! -Aro runs into room and chases me!- ARO: NO I AM NOT!!

ME: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE SCARED OF VEGETARIAN VAMPIRES! even though they are kinda scary when they fight_~ -runs away from fuming Aro-

Organic Banana
2007-09-30
ch 36, abuseI present this review
To the great and mystical author
Of never say die
UPDATE SOON!!
Please!!

Narcotic Nia
2007-09-30
ch 36, abuseoh april april love of my life!
this is so good.
i love it.
and i am so glad to be in it!
you rock my socks.
...jake please dont hurt me...i mean love as in sisterly...

Alexa Daley
2007-09-30
ch 36, abuseI WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OFF THE VOLTURI! Hey, that's what you should name the next chapter, it has a nice ring to it:
Chapter 37. What Happens When You Off the Volturi
Yeah? or No? idk, I like it.

Ethansprincess
2007-09-27
ch 35, anon.abuseI give it 100 out of 10

Nichole
2007-09-24
ch 34, anon.abuseAH! EDWARD! seiously you are making me shreik at the top of my voice...whoops...sorry mom! ok so superdyduperdy as usaul. HAve i mentioned how much i love that you decided to write again. haVE I SAID TAHT? I LOVE THE STORY SO FREAKIN MUCH! please update soon...ill give you edward...unless you are a jacob lover...in that case you can have jacob and ill keep edward! LOL!

A Forgotten Fairy. .AKA- Fa...
2007-09-24
ch 34, abuseYAY! Eddie's back! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! -laughs hysterically- sorry

Blakstorm
2007-09-23
ch 34, abuseabsolutely AMAZING I just read this WHOLE story so far T) and i just wanted to know if bella and Edwardwill be together in the end?

PatricksJessica
2007-09-20
ch 28, abuseOkay, so you have redeemed yourself. You are one tricky author. I really did hate you a few chapters back.

And Jacob as a vampire? Not that is weird.

Eclipse626
2007-08-24
ch 24, abuseGAH!! I actually cried. OMG I have never cried over a book before. BUT THERE IS HOPE!! The sequel I am going to read it right now or at least what you put up of it. WOW!! You are an amzing writer. KUDOS KUDOS KUDOS!! I cant wait to read your books when they get published lol. Continue to write.

Amazing
Kaida b.

Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts
2007-08-15
ch 32, abuseOMG guess what!
I GOT ECLIPSE ON MONDAY!
EP
AND IT TOOK LESS THAN 12 HOURS OF NEAR STRAIGHT READIG TO FINISH! I STARTED AT 7:00PM AND WAS FINISHED BY LIKE, 4:30 PM THE NEXT DAY, BUT THAT INCLUDES THE FACT THAT I WAS SLEEPING FROM 2AM TILL 11AM!
IT IS SO FREAKIN GOOD!
UPDATE SOONER...FOR ME?
8( pouty face

Lowly_Alto
2007-08-15
ch 18, anon.abuseOMG! I LOVE the Princess Bride part!

You get five chocolate covered miracle beans for it!

Jenni93
2007-08-04
ch 31, abusewell...im pretty much ADDiiKTED to this story !
so0o please post again soon or ii dnt think ill be able to goo on !
ill be waiting =

x0x0
jenni !

clover
2007-08-03
ch 30, anon.abusei. hate. you. im still crying, from when thought Edward and Bella died. and i read that yesterday(my laptops battery died, and i forgot to bring my car charger)! i cant believe that anyone could possibly be so cruel. im not kidding around here. HOW COULD YOU?! do you really hate him so much? i'm still gonna read, and if they dont end up up together again eventually, i swear, by my signrd copy of twilight, that i will find a way to kill you, and your computer. not really, but i am pretty upset still, and will be even more devastated if they don end up together for eternity! runs of sobbing

clumsyasbella
2007-08-01
ch 29, abusei love love love your! and all my friends say that i am a hard critic! i have to truly be madly inlove with the story to cry get mad or feel any othter king of emotion whle reading, and i did all that while reading! u are an awsome author!!update soon! please!

C.McPherson
2007-07-30
ch 27, abuseas loud as I can shout "SEVEN! IDIOTS! Can't heavily stressed anyone SEE HOW GOD DAMN GOOD THIS IS?! BELLA DIED (quieter or so we thought) she thought Edward heavily stressed again died, then hevily stressed he turns up. loudest IT WAS THE heavily stressed PERFECT TWIST!"

Okay, now that my little rant about how dumb peoples are, I can continue.
I think that you introduced a key factor in your little authors note, which only a few people take time to read, and that has actually created a cliff hanger, so natrually I really want you to post again soon, but hey, take your time, no pressure, we want a good story, not one that was rushed because of demand. Now, want to explain how she can still be alive if her scent is rising from the ground? Or is she still dead?
Actually, don't. I want to be surprised, if you recreated this a little - changed names and traits ect, you could have probably made this into a proper book by now, but your cliff hangers would be useless for the most part - just make people want to continue reading.
I could keep praising, but I think that you probably wouldn't read to the end if I did. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, 'Kay.

AC.L.C.A.E
2007-07-25
ch 24, abuseOMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANT BELIEVE SHE DIED AND HE DIED AND THEY ALL BLOODY DIED! NO... MY EDWARD!

Sorry about the above. I have a serious problem with trying to keep my emotions in check. Just jokin... I think. Anywho, I loved loved loved your story!! And I swear to God, if you do not make a sequel I will hunt you down, cut of your arms and legs, and blend them. Then make you drink it.

On a lighter note, your story was so great! When I read writers like you, I'm always so depressed, cause I'll just never be as good! Please, please, please make a sequel!! I'm typing this on my knees. I'm begging you to make a sequel!

Please!

Alley Cat

Remember The Darkness
2007-07-22
ch 23, abuseWhat another paragraph! GIVE it to us! Or else! Lol i'm just kidding...Or am I?

ANYways I really loved this story and will keep it on tabs untill you post the paragraph or I've waited for like 2 mounths... But just in case I don't get another chance to say this I really loved your story and you are an amazing writer who knew just where to end it! The ending was delicate you didn't try too hard to make it sappy or for people to cry... I envy that I could never write something that could make me cry even when it had only a little detail.It may sound like an insult but it means really good to me...

Many people think that to be a good writer you have to be descriptive at everything...You saw past that and that's what makes you a very good author. I'll be looking for more stories from you!

Tootles -Nickle

RainbowSky-x
2007-07-22
ch 24, abuseI honestly think you should! its great=D I wanna Read a Sequel!

Stephanie Meyer Has Competion!

O...

Did I say That?

Yes!1

Keep Writing!

B

LuthienFlicker
2007-07-22
ch 23, abusetear for once, it wasn't a cliche ending, but it was sad sob there was literally a tear rolling down my cheek when i read their gravestones together and that they were in the meadow. TT_TT
but OMG, whats the other paragraph!? plz plz plz plz plz post it!

The Most... Something... Reviews I've Ever Gotten

From People That Hate Me :)

PatricksJessica
2007-09-20
ch 23, abuseYup. I hate you. It's fitting the way you end it with them being buried together but I don't like it. At. All.

And you didn't include Edward's full name Edward Antony Mason Cullen.

I see you have other chapters.

Organic Banana
2007-09-27
ch 35, abuseWRITE NORE OR I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH EVIL VAMPIRE PEACHES!

doidazzleyou
2007-11-25
ch 28, abuseWow I was all prepared for another great installement. Something thrilling. But alas I find myself wanting to chuck the monitor out the window. Had this chapter been a book, it would have been flung across the room.

I won't say it's bad writing because it isn't, but to turn Jake into a Vampire...it just turned me off of reading anything more here. Sorry.

Nichole
2007-08-16
ch 32, anon.abuseits me again... I hate you still... you r an amazing author, look at how many people want you to continue! Its so stupid that you dont finish it. Havent you heard that one quote" the only way you quit is when you give up" Now like you said timeis an issue, but like i said, even if its only once a week or someting finish the story. Now someone suggested just do an epilogue, but i say the story is not even over enigh to have an epilogue. YOu need to finish what you start. Think about the world and what a sad place it would be if people didnt finish what they started! We may not have Tvs, phones, Harry Potter or Twilight or amazing songs!That comparison is a bit extreme but, the way i see it, you have people counting on you to deliver this story and you should write more. Oh and if you dont have incentive to write the story here an idea GET IT! or write a whole new story. People love your stories and will look for more of you work. BUT HONESTLY, FINISH "NEVER SAY DIE" OR YOU WILL DIE!

ILoveEdward201037
2007-07-30
ch 27, abuseauthor say what? you better update soon or else an angry puertorican will find you and she will be mad, and she will get you, bwahahahaha...jk, just plz update soon

Nichole
2007-07-30
ch 27, anon.abuseIF YOU STOP WRITING SO HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU AND YOU R FAMILY! ok so not really bu ti realy want you to continue! i love this story!

scruffy2011
2007-07-29
ch 27, abusegod i hate you i thought that you were going to end the story before now you better bring bella back or i will beat you in the head with a rock okay:)

~Scruffy~

MoonThief
2007-07-25
ch 24, abuse1 i want u to continue and 2 how are u goin to make bella come back and 3 Y DID U HAVE TO KILL BELLA BELLA COULD HAVE TRIED TO LIVE LIKE SHE DID IN THE ORIGANAL STORY AND THEN SHE COULD HAVE FAILED AND KILLED HER SELF! ok i am done yellin at u all right pleaz make a secuel ok so umm bye i guess for now i hope

CullenLover 3
2007-07-23
ch 24, anon.abuseO MY GOSH U CAN NOT LEAVE ALL OF UR FAITHFUL READERS WITH THAT! U NEED 2 DO A SEQUEL NOW! i love ur story and edward and bella and u cant leave me with that i'll cry :( :( :( :( PLEASE IM BEGGING U 2 WRITE A SEQUEL! PLEASE!?

Preppy-Alice
2007-07-22
ch 23, anon.abuseWHAT!? HOW COULD YOU END IT SO SADLY! Poor Bella! Poor Edward!:( shakes head And I thought Alice would make it. Please put that paragraph up.
- Christine

Bella Sangue
2007-07-21
ch 23, abuseOkay I do want to kill you but I understand how tempting it is to kill them off, I mean it really is cynical but also very Romeo and Juliet. But I still hate it. Really good writing though and please post the other paragraph!

littletwilightgirl
2007-07-21
ch 23, abuseOh my goodness. That is so sad I seriously cried. Really good story but I hate the ending. No offense to you or anything but I just don't like sad endings but your story is really well written.

morgan
2007-07-20
ch 23, anon.abuseno no no you made me cry they are not dead i forbide it

bergilicious
2007-07-20
ch 23, abuseYOU RUINED THE STORY!! RUINED IT!!

Midnight-Ninja-Of-The-Darkn...
2007-07-20
ch 23, abuseOMG! HOW COULD YOU KILL THEM!?
That was so sad i was bailing at my computer, how could you kill them? It was suppose to be a happy story! And i don't understand how Bella killed Edward what made her do that? Please explain!!

Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts
2007-07-20
ch 23, abuseBELLA KILLER! IT WAS SUCH A GOOD STORY, THEN BANG U GO AND KILL EDWARD AND BELLA!
HOW-sob-COULD YOU!?

Never Say Die Wedding Pictures:

Okay, and here is the picture of Bella's wedding dress!!

And here is Edward's tux

And here is the bridesmails dresses(I fixed them, at first Esme's didn't come up):

Alice:

Rosalie:

Esme:

and here are the tuxes that the rest of the guys wore!!

Lauren, I love you to death and I could never have picked those out myself!! Thank you!!

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