Yeah, sucky title. Anyways, its post Breaking Dawn. The main couple is Jacob/Renesmee. Don't read unless you read Breaking Dawn! Please R&R. A/N: Rating may change. Story Copyrighted!

While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?

The epic story of Nessie Cullen and Jacob Black, dealing with immortality and a new love they aren't quite sure about. A violent twist of fate may just leave them turning in different directions forever.

They say all teenagers go through a rebellious stage. I just managed to hit mine at only five years old. I’ve always been advanced for my age.

Post Breaking Dawn: Jacob/Renesmee. Renesmee is 6 in human years, but as a mutant half-breed vampire she is a teenager, and a troubled one at that. Jacob is a werewolf, fighting for his life with his soulmate when it appears everyone is against them.

“No you don’t understand! This has all happened too fast for me. My,mind won’t allow me to feel this way about a fifteen year old. Once you get a little older, everything will be fine!” I grinned, even though I hated lying. Jake/Nessie REVIEW PLEASE!