crystallmethhide bio
i'm a reader, not a writer. or am i? and i'm a clumsy little girl who, in actuality is not that little anymore, but doesn't really know how to grow up. i spend my time drinkin' 'orrible whiskey (which i like to spell like this) as well as watching ol' bette davis movies more often than it is healthy. i hate the fact that this site doesn't let me use the square brackets (it doesn't let me use the lovely stars, either). so i was forced to use these ugly ones (()), extremely sorry, hope you understand. i don't think anyone shall ever take their sweetest time to read this anyway, so in the end it don't matter much I reckon. smut makes the world go 'round and good fluff never hurts. i take great pleasure in reading tragic stories of love, strong and pure, for love is such a scarce thing in today's world. Rock me, joe |
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Mending Wall by skyebugs reviews
This story begins some years after the final scene in GWTW.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,903 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Scarlett O., Rhett B.
Possession by submit guess reviews
A take on the famous night of Ashley's birthday party, starting with the moment Rhett carries Scarlett up the stairs. Smut and little else. Now complete.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Shiver my Timbers by Scarlett Jaimie reviews
My entry for the 2009 Sunny Funny Ficathon, written for CaptScarlett. Starts at the point where Scarlett is left to her own devices when Rhett takes Wade to New Orleans.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,404 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Joie de Vivre by MuchTooHighACost reviews
Well, it was bound to happen eventually... Scarlett goes to Charleston to win Rhett back! My entry to the Sunny Funny Ficathon 09, written for Scarlett Jaimie!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Adventures Of The Rocky Gang by transexualtransylvanian reviews
Originally 'The Gang Goes To Taco Bell', but now each chapter will host an exciting adventure, starring our favourite Rocky characters! Doesn't that sound exciting, children? Stayed seated for the second adventure!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
The Yellow Ones by sohhkb reviews
Scarlett copes with the loss of Rhett. Not a chronological story.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Act II, scene 1 and a half by Rainbowsharpies reviews
Mercutio and Benvolio's REAL conversation just before the balcony scene. MercutioXBenvolio slash Based on the original play, not the anime, which I didn't even know existed until just now.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Fun Crazy Randomness by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
You'll see. . . .
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007
It's Not What It Looks Like by Dance of the Crazed reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff find a new pet. ONE SHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
He who laughs last by xxbrokenbass reviews
One Shot Riff Raff gives an insight into his mind and just what he thinks of Frank
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Dirty Laundry by HughloverX reviews
A night at the castle in the laundry room...FrankRiff fic.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by hippy.intellect reviews
When Steve Majors has a question, insanity and awkward silences follow for Brad, Janet, Dr. Scott, Columbia, Eddie, Magenta and Riff Raff. Rated for implied sexual content at the end.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Nearly Everything by Wacko the Sane reviews
Guide entries for several random things, R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
Foretelling the Future by M-Mills reviews
Chapter 3 up! RiffRaffMagenta. A look at how their need for freedom and eachother led to the events in the movie. Rated T for sex and violence in later chapters.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Richard's Little Play by The Pendragon's Realm reviews
I remember that November evening like it was yesterday... Even though over 20 years have passed since that night, it's all so clear in my mind. I have finally decided to break my long silence and tell you exactly what happened.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004
Still The Prettiest A drag Queen's tale by Evil Ballerina reviews
Frank is complaining about being non existent despite the fact that he exsists in oblivion. Columbia comes up with the idea to time warp to go back in time to stop their deaths and Rocky has become a professional cross dresser.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
My Lover by VelvetNightmares reviews
A short little thing I wrote just for the heck of it. It's about Magenta's reasons for loving Riff Raff the way she does.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2004
That Late November Evening by VelvetNightmares reviews
Magenta's POV on the day Brad and Janet arrive. (Before they arrive.) Please R&R
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2004
Shock Me Pink by TheTheatreGroupie reviews
A naïve girl, barely eighteen years old, looking for something to hold on to, finds herself in a world where anything can happen and anything will happen. (By the way, this is a Columbiafic.) Strange, dark, angsty, sparkly, and strange again. R&R.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Frankie's Choice by Josiecat reviews
After Frank's demise, he finds himself faced with an uncomfortable choice to make in order to determine his fate for all of eternity. Finished!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Envy by diamantes reviews
Here's one that tows the same plotline as Domestic, its just Riff's POV.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/29/2002
Caged and trapped by Avalon Caulfield reviews
Magenta`s musing on the later events on that late november evening. Short Point of View fic, feel free to review.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2003
Tomorrow by jjgurl reviews
Chapter 3!!!!! Read and REVIEW!!!!!! I am happy people like my story!!!!!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
The Private Diary of Riff Raff by GoddessofSnark reviews
Riff's Journal.....
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Forever by Falcon Mitsukai reviews
Yuck, I stink at writing summaries. Riff and Magenta return to Transexual and find their loves worst enemy there. Rated R for every thing an R rated fanfic could hold. Sort of ROTOQ. Stop listening to me babble, just read it.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 11/11/2002
He is your Brother by CookieCatQuartz reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff, surprisingly. Songfic from Magenta's POV. R&R if you would, please...
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002
Simply A Chance Meeting by Josiecat reviews
A girl meets a very unusual boy...
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2002 - Published: 9/9/2002
Dr Frank N Furter Conquers the World by Rose Tint reviews
As you may well be able to tell, I was in a hurry to finish this story, and didn't feel like making a real ending. It's a ludicrous story to begin with, so I actually think that the suddenness of the ending fits the rest of it rather well.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2002
My Favorite Obsession by Magentagnome reviews
a poem a wrote awhile ago when i was missing rocky r&r everyone!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2002