Alpaca desuhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Are You Alice?/あなたはアリスですか？, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. previously known as yanatobosofan's-friend HIATUS English is not my first language so please excuse my horrible english. Penname: Alpaca desu (previously yanatobosofan's-friend) Age: ...old enough. Gender: I'm an alpaca. Location: in the toilet, crying because I'm such a worthless piece of turd. Sorry I lied about being an alpaca. First Language: definitely not english Updating Frequency: on hiatus Frequently Used Alibi: Assignments. Even though I didn't finish my assignments either. Too busy crying my eyes out under my blanket or in the toilet, failing classes, and binge eating. Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin, Kuroshitsuji, D. Gray-man, Are You Alice? Why I'm on this site: free porn Honestly, why: my friend got me here. I prefer fluff over lemons, btw. Number of hours spent on this site daily: varies from 0-10 Pairings I ship: any pairings, tbh. As long as incest or pedophilia aren't involved. Collabs: Fallacious (Kuroshitsuji) I know, right now I'm just an insignificant shit stain in this site. But someday I hope I can be the best alpaca out there. Let a shit stain dream. Thank you. Have a great day/night. I was exaggerating. I'm just a broke student. Lol. |
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The String That Binds Our Fate by AyaHoshimi reviews
This is the story of Alice Berux. See as she grows up from a bunny-loving girl to a top notch titan slayer and her encounters with Eren and Rivaille along the way. Will she be able to find love in this living hell? A love triangle between Eren, OC and Rivaille. Ratings may change for future cursing, gore and maybe just maybe lemons.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,637 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A., OC
Single Daddies and Their Ugly Titan Children by Allie Chick reviews
Levi is a single man who happens to have acquired two rowdy children. His next door neighbor, Erwin, is a recently widowed father of one. Due to their unique circumstances, the two families start spending time together, in a sort of odd happy family. Eruri and an abundance of fluff
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,584 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Levi A., Erwin S., Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
I Hate You, Kise Ryota! by whatevss reviews
Yep, I hate Kise Ryota. That stupid, cocky, arrogant bastard. He used to be my buddy but I hated his guts, then he leaves without saying a word. Well, guess what; the God of Puberty decided to spend a little extra time on Kise and he return looking like a damn sex god. Despite the fact that he returns looking absolutely gorgeous, nothing changed and he's still a jerk. Kise x OC
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Kise R., OC
The Agreement by spitefulpanda reviews
It was really simple. They agreed to help each other. Jean helps her with her training and she helps him to get closer to Mikasa. What they didn't know was that war makes everything complicated. Jean/OC (After what seemed like an eternity she gave him a scornful look. "You are a sadly pathetic guy, you know that, right?" "That I am.")
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,821 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Mikasa A., Jean K., Marco B., OC
To My Infinite Disgrace by whatevss reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to evade my death as if I'm a puppet on a string. Inordinate battles, and arduous training under the asshole of a Captain can make my life even more intangible. But for me all the troubles are worth the wait.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Levi A., Eren Y.
The Abyss of Memory by LadyMimi101 reviews
Generations ago, a deal was made. It saved the lives of many humans, but at the cost of one. The deal was made so it would last one hundred times. This is the final time. However, this deal will once again take part in the Holy War. Two challengers. One survivor. How will this affect the outcome of the Holy War?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, OC
Emi, Curse Bringer or The Child of Blessing? by whatevss reviews
Since the incident during her Junior High School, Emi was forced to accept she is for who she is. Despite her disability, she had friends who wanted to help her not out of pity, but to fulfill her dreams. To surpass the core member of the Generation of Miracles. Kise x oc
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kise R.
Allen's Birthday Suprise by LadyMimi101 reviews
"Allen I have something very important to tell you!" Haruka's words leave Allen wondering. Mislead by two others and being hurt before knowing what Haruka will say is what happens. Oneshot! For Allen. Words are powerful but can be misinterpreted as someone famous once said. Happy Birthday Allen! Happy Christmas all! Merry New Year!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Allen Walker - Complete
Fallacious by whatevss reviews
"The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject'" I laughed at my own joke, but Shorty Phantomhive didn't. His cold glare is fixed, headed towards me. SebastianXOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sebastian M., Undertaker
Kids Say the Darndest Things by IronicNarwhal reviews
"Mr. Jaeger, do you love Mr. Kirstein?" Her name is Angelina and she's small and precocious and has a gap between her two front teeth.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Eren Y., Jean K. - Complete
Heichou Takes a Bath by SwampTreader reviews
In which Commander Erwin's day turns out to be much more perplexing than he planned.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Percentage by Combustibility reviews
Eren Jaeger is slowly falling for you...and as his love percentage increases, so does yours!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Eren Y. - Complete
Fix You by lionharts reviews
High School AU where Annie is the new girl who just transferred. She's hiding her troubled life from the world and is misunderstood by the other pupils. The only person who seems to want to befriend her is a sweet boy named Armin Arlert. Armin/Annie, strong language will be used at times.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Armin A., Annie L. - Complete
Where Did He Go Wrong? by princessforeveralone reviews
Did the corporal, Humanity's Strongest, turn back because of his weaknesses?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Levi A.
10 Oh so Foolproof Ways to Annoy Kanda Yuu by Nonumaru reviews
Free time is always a welcome blessing for the red-head, pigtailed girl and albino poker player. It is, especially in this day and age. When it comes down to it though, boredom is the best time for plotting new schemes. Which just might just be the worst time in a certain raven-haired exorcist's life.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee, Lavi
How to be a Heart Breaker by heterotalia reviews
Fukawa was always neglected by Togami, so what would happen if the tables turned?
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Togami B., Fukawa T.
Curiosity by zenonaa reviews
"You behaved for once. I'm nearly impressed, Fukawa. Usually you can't keep your disgusting words in your disgusting mouth. It's put me in a merciful mood. I didn't know I had the capacity for one until now." Togafuka
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Togami B., Fukawa T. - Complete
a pretty little thing like you by paper piper reviews
"Demons aren't pretty, Nanami." But she didn't believe it at all. -Tomoe/Nanami
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Before Byakuya's Scent Fades Away by Hoprocker reviews
That Byakuya is such a hottie! Too bad he had to go and betray Miss Gloomy. It doesn't seem like she'll be coming back anytime soon. But at least I get to do whatever I want now that the trial's over! And I just might be in the mood to murder a handsome face...just kidding, that would be Super High School Level Boring ! Let's make things more interesting. One-sided Touko/Byakuya
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Fukawa T., Togami B. - Complete
DGray-Man: The new adventure by whatevss reviews
There's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got to your face. Sometimes the story was simple and sometimes they are hard and heartbreaking. But behind all your stories it's always her story, because hers is where the story begin. Kanda Yuu x OC x Tyki Mikk
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,851 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kanda Yuu
DGray-Man Emotions Drabbles by ayabean reviews
Emotions are what we feel, so why not put them individually to see what happens? Reader X D . G r a y - M a n Characters
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 135 - Words: 38,263 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Loyal Golem by That Strange Blue Eyed Girl reviews
When Allen is thrown into a thick forest by an akuma, it's up to good ol' Timcanpy to save the day! A little bit of Lavi x Allen if you look EXTREMLY hard. Warning! Timcanpy Cuteness up ahead!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Timcanpy, Allen Walker - Complete
Temptations by ayabean reviews
Different choice of foods - different unique person. Do they match? Reader X D . G r a y - M a n Characters
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Complete
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Pusillanimous reviews
Levi was very sure that she's dead. He saw how she stabbed herself in fear in the midst of the expedition. Yet the next day he found her sitting on his bed, watching him come out of the shower with an…eager expression. Levi thought he must have been going insane from all the deaths he had seen.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Levi A., OC]
Esculent reviews
It doesn't make sense to fall for a king with a meritless crown. But this not about love because they're never in love. The Queen of Hearts X OC.
Are You Alice?/あなたはアリスですか？ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - The Queen of Hearts, OC
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