This is a profile run by actually two people! Not one. So all credit is split equally.

So, the one writing right now is me, who goes by the name Renka. Me partner in crime's name is Dapanda.

WARNING: WE ARE BOTH HARDCORE HETALIANS. And I doubt that I will be writing any stories with USUK not being the main pairing so don't expect me to shit out a Gerita or any other pairings all of a sudden. There will be side pairings though, just not main.

Anyway, I, Renka am the one that does most of the typing, dialogue whatever, while Dapanda and I both think up the scenes sequences and etc.

I honestly don't know what else I should talk about so I am very sorry for the lack of a profile. I could talk about myself but that could kinda get out of hand...soooooooo this is actually Dapanda and I's (that doesn't seem right...) first time writing a fanfic so I am very sorry if there are any problems with characters/dialogue/etc.

Another warning: I have been told that I have bad grammar and such, so I am very sorry if there are any sentences that are hard to understand/comprehend. If you notice any mistakes in our stories, it will be greatly appreciated if we are informed about it.

Constructive criticism is welcomed with open arms and cookies but if you just do not like the story and wanna give us shit for it, get the fuck out.

You guys are all awesome

update update update: I fucking did it! 33000 words and 62 pages done! I finished before my goal day too!!!!! I just gotta say that it hasn't been read by anyone, (yea, fuck you Dapanda and Beta-chan for not answering you phone) so it may be a bit rough and hard to fully comprehend. most of the views from Alfred so I think you'll be able to get the gist of it though.

12/28: hey, um. So, ah...long story short I'm writing another separate story again...(I know, it's threatening my time in writing the Beat of a Broken Clock) so yea...it consists of Angel!Arthur and Demon!Alfred and the first chapter is kinda bloody...but in a stupid way later on in the story. This was planned to be a oneshot but seeing how long my other oneshot is, I decided to make it a chapter story. But the first chapter itself is threatening to be over 30 pages and I have a feeling it will be 40 pages at most. So yeah, I'm crossing my fingers that I will be able to upload the story before my winter vacation is over so that's where all of my time and energy is being used right now...

And mid-terms are coming up and I have a lot of essays I should have been writing so I have no idea if I will be able to keep up with the update time of every two weeks for The Beat of a Broken Clock. I may end up updating randomly whenever I'm done with the chapter so don't be shocked if I don't update on the normal time.