Chapter 11 Bios

My favorite book series are: The 39 Clues, The Women’s Murder Club, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, The Giver, The Uglies, and The Hunger Games.

My favorite authors are Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins, and James Patterson.

“Mommy” PLEASE READ THIS……AND PASS IT ON

“Mommy”

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
and when he pulled the trigger back,
it shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As’,
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don’t cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
and please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
that it wasn’t just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I’ll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I’m not the first,
I’m no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won’t show up for class,
And never to forget this,
and please don’t let this pass.

Mommy, why’d it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy; warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I’m slowly dying,
with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I’m in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I’m not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I’m not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, and I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I’m must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I’m sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it’s true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
“Mommy, I love you”

—-In Memory of the School Shootings—-
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn’t, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent children.

My name is Kalistia

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kalistia

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
this is what happened
when she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
she loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
my life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
for a sad little kid
she’d get beaten and beaten
for anything she did

Then one night
her mom came home high
the poor child was hit and slapped
as hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
it was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
you worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
and again started crying

Police showed up
at the small little house
they quickly barged in
everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
opened a door
to find the sad little girl
lying on the floor

It must have been bad
to go through so much harm
but at least she died
with her best friend in her arms

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie
you own something from Pacsun
you own something from Hollister
you own something from American eagle
you love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
you have more than one house
Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
Total: 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
you’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse
you hate MTV
you have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 4

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
you get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
you don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 6

EMO

You have or you do cut yourself over depression
you have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
you cry easily
you like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total 10

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot
you have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total: 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
you love/loved the Ninja Turtles
you never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic!
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
you collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
you have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
you belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
you have a specific number

Total: 0

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese.
Knee-high colorful socks are the only socks you wear.
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.
You write on your hand.
You drew on your Converse.
You're have/are dated/dating a guy/girl older than you.

You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
You text your best friends ex.
You don't care if people mock you.
Total: 8

Im Emo. :o

YOU’RE GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt
you’ve played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an Xbox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Hell yeah they’re the best)
You go to your dad for advice
you own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It’s kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 20/25

YOU’RE GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (Hot topic)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (And yes I am a girl.)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 6/24

Im a Tomboy.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."

"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Chicks repost this as FEMALE COMEBACKS; dudes repost this as DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN

Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, and then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, and then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

30 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart...

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!”, and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor, and scream "THE VOICES!! THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food sectioni8

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.

16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

17. set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

18. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

19. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

20. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

21. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

23. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

24. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

25. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

27. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

28. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

29. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!” -

30. Open a bottle of ketchup, squirt it all over, and play dead.

RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
‘ Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinkys... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'let’s eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

Copy and paste this on your profile if:

You think Severus Snape died a Gryffindor death.

Luke, Silena, and Charlie should have lived.

You believe in love.

Ask yourself, multiple times, what Percy saw in Rachel.

If you have tried many times to write your own book but, failed miserably.

Katniss should have married Gale.

Read way too much Fan Fiction.

Think every single couple that got together should stay together.

Read more than watch T.V.

Think Booth and Bones should have gotten together six years ago.

More too come...

MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot.
And make you sing soprano for a week"-
Percy J. to Gabe U. The Lightning Thief

"There is no good or evil:
only power and those too weak to seek it"
-Dumbledore, H.P.&The Sorcerers Stone

"We are only as strong as we are united,
as weak as we are divided; Lord Voldemort's
gift for spreading discord and enmity is
great. We can fight it only by showing
equally strong bond of friendship and
trust. Differences of habit and language
are nothing at all if our aims are
identical and our hearts are open."
-Dumbledore, Goblet of Fire.

"Come on, guys," Travis Stoll said.
“Let’s give Annabeth some space.
We have a drugstore to raid...
I mean, visit."
PJO: The Last Olympian, Travis Stoll

Grover was sniffing the wind,
looking nervous. He fished out
his acorns and threw them into
the sand, then played his pipes.
They rearranged themselves in a
pattern that made no sense to me,
but Grover looked concerned.
“That’s us," he said. "Those
five nuts right there."
“ Which one am me?" I asked.
“The little deformed one," Zoe
suggested.
“Oh, shut up.” - Titan's Curse

The ADHD part of me wondered:
What horrible things would you
have to do to get woven into Hades'
underwear-Percy J. Lightning Thief

"How did you die?"
“ We er...drowned in a bathtub."
“ All three of you?"
“ It was a big bathtub."
Percy to Charon: Lightning Thief

Rachel: They asked me a lot of
questions about you. I played
dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?
BOTL

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes
when your whole life feels like one
-P.J. Last Olympian

Nico went on asking questions.
Did I fight a lot with Thalia,
since she was a daughter of Zeus?
(I didn't answer that one). If
Annabeth's mother was Athena,
the goddess of wisdom, then
why didn't Annabeth know better
than to fall off a cliff (I tried
not to strangle Nico for asking
that one. Was Annabeth my girlfriend?
(At that point I was ready to stick the
kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him
to the wolves). - Titan's Curse, Pj

"You want us to ride of to
save the world on 'Happy'
the Dragon?” - Jason Grace TLH

"We'll have to work on
your bunny phobia later"
-PJ. Last Olympian

"You're pretty smug, Lord Ares,
for a guy that runs from Cupid
statues.” -PJ to Ares lightning thief.

"Well...sure is good to be
together again. Arguing.
Almost dying. Abject terror.
Oh, look. It's our floor."
-Grover U. Last Olympian

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fricking way Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shiz up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shiz, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you a-hole!"

-Are you thinking what I think that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

-Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

-The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything its too late for you to stop reading it

-Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then I thought; where the hell is my roof?

Excerpt from a dog's diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
-The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
I wonder if this is how they see us.

The pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train heading straight towards them, and the engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track

You Know you’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., and then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fan fictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (500 in 8 hours)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you take it as a compliment when people call you a nerd, copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Live Long and Prosper. -Spock

"Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together" -Adam Savage from Mythbusters

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

The Stairs
Tripped UP
Ever
Have
You
Page if
Your
On
Put This

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 1% post this on your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, b*tch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Here's the plan, give fake names and claim innocence.”

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a NERD.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AMERICAN INDIAN, so I MUST have DARK SKIN.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool, and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I hang out with BI'S, so I MUST be BI TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I know STONERS, so I MUST be a LOSER
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I am fat but still)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (If its to protect someone hell ya Ill hurt someone else)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want to have sex with every guy I see.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GIRL, so I must cry at everything.

I'm a GIRL, so I must get knocked up before I'm EIGHTEEN
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality, and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm practically an ALBINO, so I MUST be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a posh accent, love tea, and adore cricket.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be a *sshole

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I likeREADING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I BITE MY NAILS, so I MUST be NERVOUS.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate people who aren't.

I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS, so I MUST have "lost my way."
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I DON'T CRY MUCH, so I MUST be cold and insensitive.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Copy this to your profile if you had profiling and bold the ones that describe you.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I'll remember Percy Jackson

When I look out at the sea.

I'll remember Annabeth

When I see architecture.

I'll remember Tyson

When someone just doesn't fit in.

I'll remember Grover

When I see cans made of tin.

I'll remember Thalia

When someone's afraid of heights.

I'll remember Nico

When someone's had a tough life.

I'll remember Luke

When I see sacrifice.

I'll remember Bianca

When someone's being nice.

I'll remember the Stoll Brothers

When I'm joking around.

I'll remember Clarisse

When I get pummeled to the ground.

I'll remember Beckendorf

Percy's brave and loyal friend.

I'll remember Silena

A hero at the end

Couples I support:

PercyAnnabeth

GroverJuniper

KatieTravis

LeoPiper

SallyPoseidon

NicoThalia

Couples I don't support:

PercyRachel

ThaliaPercy

ArtemisPercy

PiperJason

RachelNico

ThaliaLeo

AnnabethNico

AthenaPoseidon

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe

Percian-Perci/Perci

xXPercidiaJacksonXx

Smiley Face Nicasio

Kalistia98

List your ten favorite characters:

1) Nico Di Angelo

2) Leo Valdez

3) Luke Castellan

4) Hazel Levesque

5) Tyson

6) Grover Underwood

7) Silena Beuragarde

8) Katie Gardener

9) Travis Stoll

10) Frank Zhang

Now answer these questions:

1. Would 7 and 3 be a good pair?

Yeah maybe a little

2. 10 is dating 6, then dumps 6 for 8. 6 dates 4 and then dumps 4 for 5. Who is the better pair?

10 and 8

3. Would 9 date 1?

No

4. 9 is dating 3, but loves 4?

Weird

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are a PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Sword Arena or forge

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Nico or Leo

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Nico and Leo we are both outcasts

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Drew

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

They are all good

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Nico

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Hades

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Hey

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Nico

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Go away

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

SOLANGELO (their last names mean Sun and Angel)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus

America’s funniest home videos baby

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Quest

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap" NICO

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Don’t have one

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he was bugging Percy with those questions in TTC or how he always just pops up whe they need him with the answer to fix everything

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
“ Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”

He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
“That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“ Yes. What about, I am so bigheaded?”
“ No, no, that’s six syllables, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta-
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.” -Artemis, Apollo, and Zoe

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he eats the apple during Hackey Sack

20. Favorite Random Moment?

"Well...sure is good to be
together again. Arguing.
Almost dying. Abject terror.
Oh, look. It's our floor."
-Grover U. Last Olympian

And

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
“ Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
“ I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
“And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.” -Zoe, Thalia, Percy, and Grover

PJO quiz: Find your godly parent. You know you want to try it. :D

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
you are hydrophobic
you’re never afraid during thunderstorms.

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write/wrote in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops. (I hate flowers)
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

9/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Only for math)
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (I wish)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets
you like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun. (I only like the sun for the heat)
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
you love wild animals
you spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

6/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends. (Not with money)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
. You like making witty and sarcastic statements

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is never bad.

1/10

Copy and paste this if you haven't written a story about The Son of Neptune, have read the first chapter, and are laughing your butt off because the others were sooo wrong.

Copy and paste this if you go the Arch every year about the time the PJO gang would in TLT just to see if they'll be there.

How to Know If You Are a Child of Athena

You look at a building and think it would look better if you designed it.

People no longer play Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, or checkers against you because they know you will kick their butts.

You're afraid of spiders. Very afraid.

You solve Sudoku puzzles and actually enjoy it.

When you played hide-and-seek as a kid, you strategically planned out the best places to look or hide.

Same thing for tag, Capture the Flag, etc.

When your kindergarten friends were building dollhouses out of plastic blocks, you were making a scale model of the Colosseum.

You watch National Geographic or History Channel for fun and want to slap people who say it's stupid.

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PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned;
you shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
and you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
and fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane ofOlympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse must one withstand,
and one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
the dead, the traitor, the lost one, and raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods
shall reach sixteen against all odds
and see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
to storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath and foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
the giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
the forge and dove shall break the cage,
and death unleash, through Hera's rage.

THE SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY

To the north, beyond the gods,
lies the legions crown.
Falling from ice,
the son of Neptune shall drown-
(a whole bunch of ghosts-H.L.)

MARS PROPHECY

Go to Alaska

Go find Thanatos and free him

Come back by June twenty-fourth or die

THE MARK OF ATHENA

Wisdom's daughter walks alone,
the Mark of Athena burns through Rome

(Twins snuff out the angels’ breath

Who holds the key to endless death.

Giants bane stands gold and pale

Won through pain from a woven jail-M.A.)

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song

Control My Soul

Funeral home,

My ghost it sees.

My own corpse

Buried deep in the Earth.

Egyptian God of Death,

Take my soul to be preserved.

Make no regrets in you

Decision untold.

Trust you own judgment

For me to trust too.

You have my soul

to your control.

Just make it quick,

to hurt no more

By: Gothic Panda Poet

Deathly Jackal

God of Death,

I adore you so.

Please take my soul,

and don't let go.

Attend my funeral,

you have adorned.

I don't know if my death

is conflicting you now.

Send me there or

keep me here for I

do not dare.

The jackal I love,

to die near him

will please my fading

soul

By: Gothic Panda Poet

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

GRYFFINDOR:

[ ] You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[ ] You have a lot of friends.

[ ] You get along with everyone.

[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

[ ] You love soccer.

[x] You love baseball.

[x] You’re into writing and art.

[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock.

[ ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.

[x] Good grades at school.

[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.

[x] You plan on going to college/university.

TOTAL: 4

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot.

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[ ] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim.

[ ] Water polo is awesome.

[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.

[ ] You’re an optimist. (My family and friends wish I was)

[ ] You’re completely straight edged.

[x] You’re very emotional.

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop are your favorite music genre.

[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x] Sports suck. (Most of them especially if I have to play them)

[x] You’re shy.

[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Indies is your favorite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. (All the time :))

[x] Lying is sometimes okay.

[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors. (Black an blue the color your eye is gonna be. lol jus kidding)

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.

[x] Football is amazing. (Yeah I’m a girl and I like football so what)

[x] Black is a cool color.

[x] You’ve lied about something serious.

[x] You’re a very deep person.

[x] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[x] They make school seem more important than it is.

[ ] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x] You have trust issues.

[x] Guilty until proven innocent

TOTAL: 11

YAY GO SLYTHERIN