"I think that possibly came out wrong…" Or maybe not.

Sarah is a secretary at Orion, a shady company previously owned by Wilson Fisk. When Daredevil begins investigating Orion, Sarah accidentally discovers his true identity, and he's not pleased. Despite her best efforts to avoid him after figuring out who he is, she quickly finds herself on the receiving end of a Daredevil interrogation in a dark alley. Post S1, Slow Burn Matt/OC.

When it came to Robin, the word simple would never quite do justice to the life he lived and the things he did. But when it came to Damian, the cold, arrogant, but fiercely loyal boy she'd grown to know, she found she didn't care. Damian/Oc

"You love like a lunatic, and nobody will look twice at me if I'm with you." All Rose Weasley wants are two things: to study Grindylows in peace, and survive her final year in Hogwarts without scandal. Which, of course, is where Scorpius Malfoy comes in.

When Darcy gets a little on the possessed side during her graduation trip to Asgard, it's ironically up to the God of Mischief to get the plucky intern out of trouble. [Rated M for future. Currently around a T]

A spell with all the right intentions goes awry. Will Bonnie be able to handle the consequences?

Ariadne Walker is 99% sure that Paul Lahote and his friends are shapeshifters - it's pretty obvious unless there's another reason as to why they spend so much time in the woods, naked. It's just that, she doesn't really care. So, for the most part, she stays out of their way. Until she gets partnered with Embry Call for a project and now the pack won't leave her alone.

Two years after Loki enslaved Darcy Lewis to aid with his attack on earth, Darcy receives a reminder of the past.

Over 8 million people live in New York City. What are Darcy's chances of running into a supervillain? When Thor and the other Asgardians step foot on Earth again after Ragnarok, Darcy realises that the tall, dark stranger she met in New York a year ago isn't a stranger at all. Set after the events of Thor: Ragnarok and written because we're missing Darcy and Jane!

"Who is it this time?" "...Nightwing." "The hero?" "No, the bird, yes, the hero." "Do you think you can do it?" "Haven't failed yet. How hard can killing a hero be?" Even for a skilled assassin, perhaps a one-night stand with the guy you were supposed to kill wasn't the best start. But hey, he had donuts. What can a girl do? Nightwing/Oc

Haruno Sakura used to think the eyes were the windows to the soul, but after witnessing the horrors of the Sharingan firsthand, she's convinced they are the doors. ItaSaku. Nonmass. Rated T (subject to change)

Rey places herself in exile as she tries to come to an agreement with her...whatever he is.

His captors think him defeated, but even Odin doesn't know the secrets Loki holds. Before long, he'll be free, events set in motion by Frigga's best intentions and Loki's worst instincts. He's seen his future, and nothing is going to stop him from taking it for himself.

Fandral and Volstagg get caught up in the middle of a scene they shouldn't be watching... (Loki/ Darcy)

Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.

The first time she sees him, she thinks he has dead eyes and killer cheekbones. The second time she sees him, there's blood splattered across the alley walls around him in a way that could only have been caused by an experienced hand. She's amused and he's intrigued, and for a faerie and a sociopath, that's a deadly combination. Rated T for blood and gore. COMPLETE.

"Run all you want, but it won't change anything, Bonnie. It doesn't matter what world we're in, you'll always be my wife." After being sucked up into what they assumed would be oblivion, Damon and Bonnie soon find themselves in an idyllic little town where they're free to find peace. Which is exactly what they have for twelve years, until reality comes calling to bring them home.

She'd lost everything in the flash of what felt like a moment. He gained a second chance he never expected. The hopes she retained for ten years depended heavily upon a man she never imagined to come across, and, when she asked for his lack of compassion without words he gladly gave it. Learning to live again had never been apart of the plan for either of them.

Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.

Dear Elena, Please don't hate me. Please know that I never meant for this happen. I was only supposed to look out for him, to make sure that there was something left for you when you wake up. But I messed up. I did the one thing I didn't want to do. I fell in love with Damon...and I think he might love me, too.

She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.

One-night stands are always fun - until the morning comes. ItaSaku. Modern AU.

Light and dark. Good and evil. Love and hate. The Force was all about balance, and yet neither of them knew exactly where they stood. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS. Eventual Kylo/Rey.

Scorpius Malfoy would like to know what, exactly, one is supposed to do when your arch-enemy/team-mate/haunter-of-dreams repeatedly tells you they love you, only to completely forget come sunrise? He's just enquiring, you know, for a friend. Companion piece to 'Four Times...'

After Bonnie sacrifices her life for his, a grieving Damon is offered the chance to save his favorite witch. Time travel. Thrown back to 2009, he has a fresh start ahead of him and only one goal; keep Bonnie Bennett safe and happy. Falling in love with her wasn't on the to-do list, but he was already half-way there, so why not finish?

A collection of outtakes / missing moment from The Trouble with Faking It

Teleporting bosses sucked. It doubly sucked if they were supervillains

Sergeant Haruno Sakura was passionate about her work in the Major Crimes division and strangely well-acquainted with nearly everyone in Chief Uchiha Itachi's immediate family. Except for him. The more he learns about her, the more interested he becomes...(Full Summary inside). ItaSaku. Modern. Police Related Universe.

The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.

Kagome Higurashi had a hell of a day. She just didn't expect it to become quite so literal.

Rey is not dating Kylo Ren. Dating a recently "reformed," patricidal, emotionally unstable former Sith man-baby she barely knows would be a terrible idea. And the regular scorching-hot panty-melting humpathons do not count as dating, no matter what Poe and Finn might say, and no matter how much she looks forward to seeing Ren's stupid face every day for training.

Kylo Ren thought he had quenched the light forever, but after being betrayed by a jealous Hux and falling into the none-too-friendly hands of Rey, Finn, and Chewbacca, the man who used to be Ben Solo realizes the light may still be trying to claim him. Reylo and FinnPoe.

"We... have a favor to ask," one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them. "Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?" comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.

For Ginny Weasley, being thirty-two years old and divorced while struggling to raise a teenage son on her own, romance just isn't on the map. But when help comes from the most unexpected source she has to re-examine her priorities. Draco Malfoy has it all, the house, the job and the perfect son, but when he meets Ginny Weasley again he realizes all of what he never had. D/G.

AU: He's the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She's a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it's hard to find out what's real and what's make-believe when fame's in the game.

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.

When his friend Bingley drags the beautiful and elusive Will Darcy out for his birthday, he expects a quiet meal out of the spotlight and nothing more. But when they end up at an underground cabaret club, the sensual woman on stage well and truly steals his spotlight, amongst other things, and Will's world is about to be rocked. Less naive, more adult P&P. MA - sex, BDSM & swearing

Damon and Bonnie are stuck on the Other Side, and it's not quite what they expected. Set after 5x22. Complete.

After getting stuck in a snow storm, Sesshomaru is both grateful and weary to the woman who offered him her home, but feelings stronger then the winds soon emerge between the two.

A Halloween oneshot based on the prank gone wrong prompt "I'm really sorry I hit you in the face with toilet paper. I was trying to TP this house."

(Post TDW) The human body was never designed to withstand the power of the Aether. Now Jane is dying and it's up to Thor and Darcy to save her before time runs out. But when Darcy strikes up an unlikely deal with a certain presumed-dead trickster, it may be her own life that's on the line.

"I want you to show off." His voice is low and steady. "Show me that you're confident. Show me speed. Agility." Arya finds herself watching Gendry's full lips as he speaks, mesmerized by every word. "Show me that you know exactly what you're doing. Instinct. Precision."

Happily Ever After was never the end of the story. Aurora and Phillip learn the duties and trials of ruling a kingdom. Meanwhile, Maleficent and Diaval drift ever closer, much to Maleficent's consternation. (Phillora, Maleval)

Darcy's week is shaping up to be one great big bag of suck, much to the delight of a certain God of Mischief. Post-Avengers.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

Loki's trying to take over the world again, but becomes distracted by a certain political science major. What's a girl to do when the God of Mischief takes and interest in her? break out the chocolate frosting of course! rated M for later chapters.

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!

TaserTricks fluff in which Darcy teaches Loki about the strange (if oddly seductive) Midgardian custom of shaving one's legs. (Prompt drabble via tumblr)

Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.

Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)

He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha

Post 3x18 She suppressed many emotions in order to be strong, until the sight of a tortured Damon awakens them. [cover by numenorss]

Draco's girls cook up a little Christmas surprise for their coach.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

"Charlotte, hi. I think I just accidentally slept with Darcy." LizzieDarcy. Lizzie Bennet Diaries.

Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku

"I was just trying to see what the fuss was all about." Darcy catches Loki in the shower, and...well, it wasn't necessarily an accident. LokiDarcy, oneshot

Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."

When Damon finds himself turning up inexplicably outside the Bennett house, he knows the little witch is to blame. Bonnie is struggling with a new spell, and for some reason a certain pesky vampire has taken up residence on her porch. UPDATE: Cover Art by Zevrantiva (zevrantiva dot tumblr dot com ). I LOVE it so much! Please send her some love if you do, too!

Darcy should know that one-night stands never stay that way. Especially when said one-night stand is her best friend's soon to be brother-in-law. And best man to her maid-of-honor. Awkward. AU.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

Itachi, Sakura, a cold, rainy night, and a hot spring. Before The Dawn AU.

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Draco and Ginny are pretty bad at faking it. Written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange. Winner of Snarkiest Conversation and Mod's Choice.

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.

Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?

Ginny Weasley knew better than to listen to Draco Malfoy. He was trouble, and she knew it. It didn't matter how handsome he was or how wickedly his eyes looked at her. Dealing with him was like dealing with... well, a devil!

Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!

Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.

"Next person that grabs your butt like that..." His lips grazed her cheekbone provocatively. "If he's not me, then I get to kill him." "Oh, protective." She giggled lightly against his mouth, and whispered, "that's macho, too."

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE

Extended version of my drabble ' Accidental First Date' that somehow morphed in a real fic. A series of accidental dates between Bonnie Bennett and Damon Salvatore stir feelings of a deeper nature than anyone would have guessed.

Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.

Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.

Two weeks, and she finally throws caution to the wind. – Luffy/Nami, Ace, post-3D2Y. (Edited: 07.03.14)

Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS

Ginny doesn't recognize the room she wakes up in. The same cannot be said for the man she wakes up next to. If only she could remember what happened the night before.

There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

AU Non-Mass ItaSaku ficlet, “Umeboshi onigiri, again,” Sakura said with a soft chuckle as she handed her dark-haired Uchiha a glass of green tea and one of the onigiri. An everyday lunch at the hospital....Complete

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]

The first two times Itachi ended up with Sakura's keys, she shrugged it off as coincidence. The third time made her wonder if an Uchiha was capable of stalking. What would Sasuke's older brother want with her? ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. For Juniper11.

Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it. *A Halloween story*

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

FINAL CHAPTER UP! For real this time. When there's not enough room in the buggy, Tifa has to sit on Vincent's lap...

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!

Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?

Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

When Ginny became an Auror she never expected to be partnered up with her enemy Draco, nor that she would grow to like him. Now, with the biggest case of her career and an old love showing up on her doorstep, Ginny must sort out her chaos.HBP compatible.

The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.

Al has always known they were an unconventional couple...but still, he wouldn't have expected Ed to propose quite like that...Edwin oneshot.

It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE

Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.

OneShot. MatsumotoxShuuhei. For the first time in her life, Matsumoto Rangiku seriously questioned her decision to drink alcohol.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Draco Malfoy was sitting by himself in the Black Manor kitchen, deciding which cereal to eat. At that exact moment, the trio walked in, then a few minutes after, so did Ginny. Pure fluff and Humor.

[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.

It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete