HELLO ALL!!!! No I am not dead I've been busy with my job and finishing school. I'm so sorry I have been away for so long my readers, but I do carry with me good news. In my absence I have come up with a whole slew of new stories and can't wait to write them. Though it may take me a while I hope that you all have not given up hope on me.

(NOTE: I found this on someones profile and thought it would be the best way to explain my self so this was not my original idea.)

Basic Stuff

Name:
NOT TELLING

Nickname:
Yuki

Birth date:
Oct. 15

Age:
19

Gender:
Girl

Height:
5ft 3in

Eye Color:
It changes

Hair Color:
light brown

Piercings:
Ears

Tattoos:
1

Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

Most Awesome Girlfriend on the face of the PLANET!

Favorites

Food:
Fish

Pizza:
Classic pepperoni

Ice Cream Flavor:
Green tea (It's good I swear)

Drink:
Ramune

Number:
5

Color:
I have 3 Royal blue Crimson red and Midnight black

Animal:
Again I have 3 Wolf, Fox, and White Tiger

TV Show:
Ninja Warrior

Band/Singer:
Gackt

Movie:
Summer Wars

Sport:
Tennis

Season:
Winter

This or That

Pepsi or Coke:
Both are gross but I suppose coke

McDonald's or Burger King:
McDonald's

Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla

Coffee or Tea:
Tea (It's very soothing.)

Day or Night:
Night

Love or Money:
Love

Hug or Kiss:
Hug

Can You...

Dance:
To me yes to everyone else well...

Sing:
I love singing.

Drive:
Yes

Cook:
Yes but no one lets me near the stove

Sew:
Yup it's very soothing well that and making paper cranes

Speak Another Language:
Portuguese, Japanese, Little bit of French, very little Russian, and enough German to get me in trouble

Touch Your Nose With Your Tongue:
Yup it rocks

Curl Your Tongue:
Yeah

Whistle:
Yeah

Have You Ever...

Been Drunk:
No that I can recall

Been Stoned/High:
No

Flashed:
Yes, I was on a sugar high when I did it and it was a room full of girls (My best buds sleepover)

Eaten Sushi:
Yes it's is the food of the gods

Eaten Squid:
Once, Its pretty good

Been In Love:
Depends on your definition of love.

Skipped School:
Yes but not on purpose I fell back a sleep in the car

Stolen Something:
...Maybe...

Cried Yourself To Sleep:
Yes

NOTICE: Death Row Vampire. I am sorry to say but I have BAD writers block, so if any one knows any tricks to getting rid of it I'm all ears.

Fav pairings:

Sasu/Naru (Naruto)

Garra/Neji

Kakashi/Iruka

Inu/Kags (Inuyasha)though this is probably one I will not write fiction for.

Miroku/Songo

Sess/Rin

Li/Sakura (CCS)

Hiei/Kurama (YYH)

Hikaru/Kaoru (Ouran)

Tamaki/Haruhi

Pru/Can (Hetalia)

Us/Uk

Fru/Uk

Swed/Fin

Russ/China

Poland/Leit

Ger/Ita

Den/Nor

Greece/Japan

Spamano

& many more~

FAV. Quotes (Yes I love quotes)

You treat your parents like mushrooms, you keep them in the dark and feed them loads of shit. (My Kitty-chan)

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. (Sticker)

If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as their insane asylum. (Unknown)

And on the eighth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam...My bad. (Unknown.y stories)

A boy is a pain in the neck when he's around, and a pain in the heart when he's not. (Unknown)

Anyone who still thinks that the sky is the limit has no imagination. (Franklin P Jones)

All this talk of age is foolish... Because every time I'm a year older, everyone else is too. (Gloria Swanson)

What women do must be done twice as good as men in order to be half appreciated. (Charlotte Witton)

A great man is he who does not lose his inner child's heart. (Mencius)

Remember professionals built the titanic, armatures built the ark. (Unknown)

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. (Anonymous)

Sometimes we build walls, not to block out people, but to see who cares enough to knock them down. (Anonymous)

Don't deprive someone of their hope, it may be all they have left. (Anonymous)

I love to sleep...My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake. (Anonymous)

It's true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? (Ronald Reagan)

To insult someone we call him"bestial." For deliberate cruelty and nature, "human" might be the greater insult.(Isaac Asimov)

If I could get a grip on reality...I would choke it. (Unknown)

Don't you wish there was a knob on your TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked brightness but it doesn't work. (Unknown)

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. (Unknown)

Few women admit their age...Fewer men act theirs. (Unknown)

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. (Unknown)

I had a handle on life but it broke. (Unknown)

My fortune cookie didn't predict this!! (Unknown)

What is this "work" you speak of? (Unknown)

Whoever said women are the weaker sex never witnessed childbirth. (Anonymous)

1 corona, 2 corona, 3 corona, 4. 5 corona, 6 corona, 7 corona, FLOOR! (elegentmess)

He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She replied... "You wear pants don't you?" (Unknown)

Can you run 850 feet per second? If not, your head better be bullet proof. (Unknown)

Never settle with words what you can settle with a flamethrower. (Unknown)

Never go to bed angry; stay up and plot your revenge. (Unknown)

Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to. (Unknown)

When life gives you lemons, smack it with a smelly sock and demand a steak. (Unknown)

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

(Mitch Ratcliffe, "Technology Review")

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

(English Professor, Ohio University)

Here is a new section- Favorite Quotes from fanfictions!

“Whether you are gay. Straight. Bi. A Drag Queen. Transvestite. Or something else entirely.” Shuichi shook his head. “They are just words made up of letters. Nothing more. Nothing less. Words do not constitute a person’s worth, his personality, what or who he really is. A person’s actions do that. Labels are for packages and you are so much more than that!” (Chapter 9, Wolfram's Bruise, By Chochowilliams)

"Fire, uncontrollable arterial bleeding, or death. These are the only acceptable excuses." (Secret Santa, By michelerene, Said by a sleepy Sasuke after getting woken up.)

"What did I do to deserve this?" Itachi asked. Naruto stood up to go and check on his two youngest children. "You know Itachi, you're like an amnesia patient in a whorehouse." Naruto stated. Both Sasuke and Itachi stared at Naruto with wide eyes. "How do you come to that conclusion?" Itachi asked, after coming to his senses. "You're surprised you've been screwed, and you don't wanna pay for it." Naruto replied.(Chapter 33, Two Hearts One Soul, By Lady Blade WarAngel)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, Bookoholic,Yukikoinu

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Doctor Seuss in the Golden Years (author unknown)

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God. What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

Controversial Issues

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (You know, actually... There was/is a woman who married a dolphin. No Joke)

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Itachi
4. Sasori
5. Temari
6. Kiba
7. Iruka
8. Shikamaru
9. Kabuto
10. Suigetsu
11. Pein
12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kiba Pein? OMG! That is so gross!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Yep, he’s hot with Dedara- More cut than hot to me.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? O.O'' I dunno.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yep. Only a few though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Depends on how ya look at it - but SasuNaru is the best!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Temari would kill Kabuto in two shakes of a dogs tail. @-@ No Comment.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Haha, probably go after Sai with a bat or something like that.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. …Um…Do I have to? Ok. Uh. When Itachi is dumped by his boyfriend Kisame, can Suigetsu mend Itachi’s broken heart?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?Gaara/Shika? Nast! No, no, no, and no! But I will take a Gaara/Neji or Gaara/Lee.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. ‘Lesson-Fail’, not good with that pairing.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? HaHa Your joking right, Eww! Do they even know each other exist?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope!Not that I know of.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Pein? Not that I see.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? OMFG!! WTF?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? …I have no clue.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Shikamaru? Dunno...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Gaara/Kiba/Sai?! Warning may cause brain damage and your eyes may fall off. LOL.XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Nothing I can say about that would be appropriate.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Dumb Asses the both of them.

20) How emo is Seven? I don’t think Iruka has an emo bone in his body.

Naruto Q and A for people.(I love these things)

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Um... I like a lot of them but my tops have to be Kiba 'cause he's an idiot, Hinata 'case I got a friend who acts just like her, and Akamaru 'cause he's just cool like that.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru KibaHina and I've grown to like ShinoKiba.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both really.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes I have cosplayed Naruto.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Manga, Plush, Fanfiction, Fanart (not my own) Jacket, and I would have to look in my room to find the rest of it but I'm too lazy to do that.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, not really.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina It's just too cute for words... Well as long as Kiba don't open his mouth

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru Yaoi fangirl to the end!

9) Which team is your favorite? I don't know but team Guy is funny. :3

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yup and I hope it's true 'cause that would make everything make sence to me.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? It's been proven but I supported it before hand so I don't mind.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? It's a tie between Sasori and Deidara.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? In the manga and anime he's an ass but in most fiction I read he's cool so I guess I'm half and half.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I just started Shippuden 'cause I don't like how they censure it at all so I watch online.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No, I'm still stuck on the forest of death thanks to my friend.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Hunny if he don't I'm the Pope of France.

17) Sub or dub? Sub the dub sucks.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Again I'm half and half on this one and for the same reasons but in reverse. Annoying in Fanfiction but not so much in manga and anime.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both XD

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? In what sense?

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? BOTH XD

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Naruto and Sasuke.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? BOTH XD He's a mini Guy Sensei

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Naruto and him be a shy mute. Ok a little mean on my part you were all thinking it!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yes

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? YUP and damn proud if I do say so myself.

27) Do you like lemons? Yummm Lemons

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yup, but no matter how hard I try to explain the plot to them they never get it. Poor uninformed adults.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes and they are awesome.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Depends what Naruto Ultimate fan flashes your talking about.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Proud to be the educator of little minds. Evil Smile

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Naruto stuff yes but never Naruto.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Yup and another said "I like the show, but the dubbing is really degrading to the animation and original plot line of the show."

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? life yes but not my grades.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No not really now Ouran I am broke thaks to.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I think it would be fun.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No not really.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? For the wepons yes but not for the people 'cause I can't draw humans for Sht

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, Kida creppy.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No not really. It's taken up the same amount as any other anime.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

Mine was:

1. Red (because it had all three of my favorite colors so I chose the brightest)

2. S (and that is all you will ever know of my real name)

3. Oct. (Ain't that the truth)

4. Black (black is one of my Fav. colors)

5. Kitty + London (I can't choose just one!)

6. 5

7. Flying (hands down way cooler mode of transportation)

8. Lake (I have been to the great lakes and they are breath taking)

9.To see snow falling...

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

( I give credit for this to The Cereal Killer because I found it on their profile.)