“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.

Some things are best left alone...including Balthier's secret diary. An account of Balthier's glamorous history, aged 16-23, detailing frolics with Fran and fashion faux pas.

Cid smiled, a fearsome smile that made Balthier flinch and unconsciously press closer to the wall – the devil was lurking behind that smile. CidxBalthier non-con, pre-game.