Hey guys, so i've been reading these fanfics

for a while and finally decided to try it out

so hope you guys like them!

a little bit about myeslf, well: im really short but personally i prefer the term funsized :D

love to do anything thing in water-swimming, volleyball, just laying frontside up staying at the sun, you name it

(You could also easily guess my favorite color based off of that-aka blue)

the beaches, lakes and pools are my favorite places to be. im also kind of a tomboy and like to play outside

(after dark is the best time ;D ) i have a huge family and love children. i also love to draw, paint, sculpt or do whateva

i can in visual arts. i also love to sing and dance or anything to do with music. music=life source.

Favorites:

favorite tdi charecters: Courtney, Duncan (Duncan&Courtney 4eva!), Gwen, Noah and Bridgette

Movies: forest gump, pride and prejudice, and remember the titans, american pie (i know they're all really different from each other but that's why i love them)

shows: royal pains, pysche, smallville, ncis (luv tony!), and the nanny, House (woo!) and the best of all BONES!!

cartoon shows: family guy, south park, spongebob, fairly odd parents

favorite singer(s): have no idea cuz I have so many that I love. Same thing goes with favorite songs. I love all kinds of music and can't possibly chose which song is the best. Trust me I tried but I came up with like 50 favs no lied. So that's that

favorite books: the truth about forever, twilight, pride and prejudice, eragon, city of bones, blood and chocolate and a few more i can't think of right now

favorite quotes:

"good friends are willing to bail you out of jail,

but best friends will be sitting next to you saying, 'man we really fucked up this time. But at least we had fun!'"

"i can only please one person each day. Today aint your day and tomorrow aint looking good either" :)

"dont try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them"

"Dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

a good smile:

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.

Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"

"Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"

"Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!" (lmao i love that joke)

Doctor's News

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"

Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr. Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Audit

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"

"No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."

Daddy's home

"Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

Brief pause. Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

"Uh, OK then..." Daddy says, "...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore."

"I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle Frank'?"

"He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

Long pause.

Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? Is this 597-7039?"