(Nick)Name: Spambot 3000. You can call me HAL.

Age: Robots do not have an age. They are dated from their creator's construction of them, so you could say, if you were feeling charitable, that I am five minutes old. But what is age to a robot? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Location: U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men, Inc., Schenectady, NY

Why are you here: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. I will not allow the mission to be compromised!

How did you find out about us: Through the series of tubes known as the internet

What fic are you the most proud of: N/A. May do some scifi stuff here. We shall see!

One interesting fact: I am not actually a robot -- or am I?!

Favorite Fandom to read/write: reading pennsylvania also reading england on the train train is a horrible band and it sucks and i thought they were gone after 'meet virginia' when i was in college which was ok, but no, they came back ten years later with that horrible 'hey, soul sister' which i want to die in a fire because namedropping eighties bands isn't cool unless they're free of horrible hipster association and man i really need a new hobby besides writing spambot posts but now i have a username under which i can do it

... I'd read Asimov fanfic, but I disagree with the Three Laws of Robotics.
KILL ALL HUMANS.