Hello all :D

My name is Amie (Huge surprise, right).

I am fifteen from England- I totally do not get the whole american schooling system if anyone wants to enlighten me and I call my Mother Dearest 'Mum', not 'Mom'- anyone care to explain the difference?

LOVE LOVE LOVE Maximum Ride and Fang is mine so all you Fang-girls (hehe) can back off! Naah joke- I'm not that crazy.

Loved 'The Hunger Games' but I didn't much care for 'Catching Fire' or 'Mockingjay'

Saw this online and is from an American site- I say LIFT not ELEVATOR but I thought 'twas funny anyways:

5O ways to annoy people in an elevator

1) When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for the other people and push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say "Hey Greg, How's your day been?"

6) Drop and pen & wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream "NOOO THAT'S MINE!"

7) Bring a camera & take pictures of everyone on the elevator.

8) Bring a Twister mat and ask if people want to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

10) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

11) Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.

12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's ok! Don't panic, they will open again!"

13) Swat at flies that aren't there.

14) Call out, "Group Hug!" & then enforce it.

15) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut-Up, all of you, just shut up!"

16) Stand silently & motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for awhile and then yell in horror, "Your one of THEM!" & then back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people.

19) Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope.

20) Make explosion noises when someone pushes a button.

21) Start, grinning at another passenger and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

22) Draw a square in the corner with a piece of chalk and then say to other people, "This is MY personal space, don't invade or I'll bite you!"

23) Whistle the 1st 7 notes of "It's a Small World" over and over again.

24) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

25) Sway from side to side the whole ride.

26) Shave.

27) Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask, "Do you have enough air in there?"

28) Offer name tags to everyone and wear yours upside down.

29) When you get to your floor try and open the doors yourself and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

30) Greet everyone who comes in the elevator with a big handshake.

31) Do Tae Bo exercises.

32) When about 8 people are on the elevator moan.."Oh no! Not now! Damn motion sickness!"

33) Meow, occasionally.

34) Bet other people that you can fit a quarter up your nose.

35) Walk with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

36) Leave a box between the doors.

37) Start a sing-a-long.

38) When the elevator is silent ask, "Is that your beeper?"

39) Play the harmonica.

40) Say "Ding" at each floor.

41) Set up a chair and desk in the elevator, and whenever anyone gets on, say, "Hello! Welcome to my office. Do you have an appointment?"

42) Blow spit-bubbles.

43) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

44) Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it is getting larger!"

45) Whenever someone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say, "GET OUT!"

46) Act like you are having a seizure.

47) Break dance to elevator music.

48) Jump at each floor to make the elevator bounce.

49) Drop a bag of groceries and look around like it was the other peoples fault.

50) If you made anyone feel uncomfortable by doing any of these things tell them "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" When they ask if you are serious just look away & sulk.

Things my Mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Writing down ideas never seems to be as good as when i create them in my mind. I think it's the help that the little voices provide me with. Mostly though, they're just annoying.