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Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.

Hi!!! Im dead, I love One Direction, House of Anubis, and Percy Jackson. I've thought about making an account of 3 years(2010) and now I did!!

Name:(Secret, but for now,call me Erica)
Age: 3rd year at Hogwarts (in other, boring, words I'm 13)
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House: Anubis House duh
Home: New York(Not for real but for now...)


Stole my Heart out fits:

Chapter 3 Kelli's outfit:http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=v0l7S-4dmkqxVM:&imgrefurl=http://www.collegefashion.net/fashion-tips/how-to-wear-one-dress-three-ways/&docid=9V2M-kzAnv-qmM&imgurl=http://www.collegefashion.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Picture-31.png&w=497&h=453&ei=7E0kUIPmDorW2AWQs4GQCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=744&vpy=152&dur=1223&hovh=214&hovw=235&tx=208&ty=169&sig=115890160441800973175&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=139&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0,i:106

Chapter 4 Trinity's Outfit: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=o2PmfuCev68bLM:&imgrefurl=http://indulgy.com/Reverie/Cute&docid=WinqXRZGLLKLgM&imgurl=http://cdn.indulgy.com/S2/Dj/6B/73605775129896266gSiFuP1Qc.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=mVMkUI3YJsjO2AXcmoDIDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=603&sig=115890160441800973175&page=4&tbnh=131&tbnw=131&start=47&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:47,i:227&tx=38&ty=63

Last Chapter Out Fits:

Trinity:http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=BdshnaGResL-FM:&imgrefurl=http://www.battleofmissionaryridge.com/category/prom-dress&docid=q_i2d6aW8cBL2M&imgurl=http://www.battleofmissionaryridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/prom1138.jpg&w=275&h=275&ei=gTMvUOzcIND5igK_9oCABg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=96&vpy=103&dur=27&hovh=220&hovw=220&tx=116&ty=98&sig=115890160441800973175&page=2&tbnh=131&tbnw=131&start=18&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:18

Noreth:http://www.google.com/imgres?start=15&num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=5X5c8xo1iOMqWM:&imgrefurl=http://paktrend.net/2012/07/07/stylish-pink-short-prom-dresses/&docid=VlgOrlJQNT4-mM&imgurl=http://paktrend.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Stylish-pink-belt-short-Prom-dresses.jpg&w=500&h=692&ei=qzUvUNaaFOH6igKE6YDwBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=415&vpy=78&dur=5&hovh=264&hovw=191&tx=107&ty=124&sig=115890160441800973175&page=2&tbnh=135&tbnw=98&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:15,i:40

Talia(Zayn's girlfriend)http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=6pUEPweo81cbVM:&imgrefurl=http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/File:Strapless-Short-Prom-dress-1.jpg&docid=qusTnjFyzpdHkM&imgurl=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20110127072641/icarly/images/6/64/Strapless-Short-Prom-dress-1.jpg&w=500&h=719&ei=YzQvUI-EOoTFiwLl0YHQAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=251&vpy=97&dur=1563&hovh=269&hovw=187&tx=96&ty=187&sig=115890160441800973175&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=114&tbnw=81&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:141

Katie(Liam's Girlfriend)http://www.google.com/imgres?start=18&num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=wjhDb2FdbHGNeM:&imgrefurl=http://www.9lover.com/shop/wedding-dress-bridal-gown-8202.html&docid=gvGAvDUYRWpzPM&imgurl=http://www.9lover.com/products/big/b_dazzle_35413_20110530160344.jpg&w=565&h=800&ei=wDQvUJipOsnmiwK3koHwCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=790&vpy=99&dur=119&hovh=267&hovw=189&tx=161&ty=215&sig=115890160441800973175&page=2&tbnh=137&tbnw=99&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:18,i:68

Kelli:http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=477&tbm=isch&tbnid=kDJuCItKqjreSM:&imgrefurl=http://www.collegefashion.net/college-life/what-to-wear-to-parties-5-cute-going-out-outfits/&docid=SYbnhL3V5lP0hM&imgurl=http://www.collegefashion.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/keg-party-outfit.jpg&w=436&h=421&ei=LDMkUK7JE-b6igKDqIGAAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=95&vpy=134&dur=225&hovh=221&hovw=228&tx=80&ty=100&sig=115890160441800973175&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=137&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:72


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.


If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl:do I ever cross your mind?

Boy No.

Girl:do you like me?

Boy: No

girl:Do you want me?

Boy:No

Girl:Would you cry if i left?

Boy:No

Girl:Would you live for me?

Boy:No

Girl Would you do anything for me?

Boy:No

Girl choose me or life?

Boy:my life

The girl runs away in shock ond pain and the boy run after and says...

The reason you dont cross my mind is because your always on it

The reason why i dont like you is becaause i love you

The reason i dont want you is because i need you

The reason i wouldnt cry if you left is because i would die if you left

the reason i wouldnt life for you is because i would die for you

The reasen why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you.

The reason i chose my life is because you ARE my life!

This is because i love you,my dear.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever

I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with othersI promise to remember Rachel

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap


Read, so sad.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Stop abortion. If you don't want to have a baby then don't get yourself knocked up. If you do, take responsibilty and raise that child. It's not it's fault and it doesn't deserve to die.


You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater.

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!


COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music


List Twelve of your favorite characters from Percy Jackson, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Annabeth

2.Percy

3.Thalia

4.Luke

5.Nico

6.Grover

7. Chiron

8.Katie

9. Zeus

10. Poseidon

11.Athena

12.Zoe

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?(Grover/Athena)

No...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?(Luke)

Sure I guess a little

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?(Katie/Zoe)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?(Zeus)

Yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple(Percy/Grover)

NO...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?(Nico/Zeus Nico/Poseidon)

Neither because that's gay

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?(Chiron, Percy, Zoe)

Run and never come back. Ever.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?(Annabeth/Katie)

No..

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.(Chiron/Zoe)

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Chiron helps Zoe

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?(Thalia)

Nope

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?(Athena)

I don't have PJO fan friends...

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

No...

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?(Katie)

I don't have a clue

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?(Annabeth, Grover, Zoe)

This is a weird story

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?(Luke

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

(Annabeth) and (Chiron) are in a happy relationship until (Zeus) runs off with (Chiron). (Annabeth), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Athena) and a brief unhappy affair with (Zoe), then follows the wise advice of (Nico) and finds true love with (Thalia). OMFG *BARF BARF BARF!!!!!!!!!!*

What title would you give this fic?


RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BARF*


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Opening Credits: Right time now-Brad Kavangh

Waking Up: Hey Princess Allstar Weekend

First Day At School: I want-One Direction

Making Your New Best Friend: City Life-Samantha Dorrance

Falling In Love: Catch Me-Demi Lovato

Breaking Up: Brick by Boring Brick- Paramore

Prom: Next to you- Chris Brown

Graduation: Lego House- Ed Sheeran

Life's Okay:So Sick-Ne-Yo(?)

Death of a Close Friend: Just the Girl-The Click Five (?)

Mental Breakdown: I Should've Kissed you-One Direction(?)

Driving: (Vas Happening Boys-Billy Bob Bob Billy (XD)

Flashback: Sk8er Boi-Avril Lavigne

Getting Back Together: Dirty Little Secret-The All-American Rejects

Birth of Child: Sarcastically-Lucy Hale (?)

Wedding scene:Already Gone-Kelly Clarkson(?)

Car Accident: Dynamite-Brad Kavangh

Final Battle: DNA-Little Mix(?)

Death Scene: Another World-One Direction (?!)

Funeral song: Hello Seattle-Owl City (?!?!)

End Credits:Our Story-Graham Colton


1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Sweetness

Another love story by Neko-charm25 reviews
Lena wants to start a better life as a rancher and decides to move to Waffle town. After a year, she had made new friends, has a big farm, and of course has a boyfriend name Owen. Life was going well until she saw Owen cheating on her. After that many of her friends tries to cheer her up. Though one of her friends are Luke and Toby..How will this love story end?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Luke, Owen, Toby
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365 Days reviews
Erica has to keep a diary for a year. Side story to Golden Child but not story 2. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Nico A.
The Dream reviews
Nina thinks about her friends for the first time in years. Song-fic. Uses the Song 'To build a Home' by The Cinematic Orchestra. DON'T READ THE NEXT LINE UNTIL IT THAT PART OF THE SONG IS OVER! I cried writing this so I hope you like it!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Nina M. - Complete
Golden Child reviews
Nico had been having strange dreams about a girl ever since the storm started. Who is this girl? How does she know everything? Why is she so important? R&R *COMPLETE*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
A Painful Memory reviews
What was happening while Nina wrote her letter to Fabian over summer break. ONE SHOT.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Destiny reviews
One Shot. Young Annabeth finds photo of her true love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Stole My Heart(One Direction) reviews
Kelli was in love with Harry, and he was in love with her, but there were a few problems, Noreth loved Harry, and Niall loved Kelli. So when Niall and Kelli began to get close, how far is Harry willing to go to get her heart again. And how far is Noreth willing to got to make Kelli look bad? (Discontinued because One Direction are real and I can't use real people,sorry)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete