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Joined 04-25-11, id: 2873427, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Harry Potter.

!!!HI ALL MY ADORING FANS!!!

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So anyway Thank you all for reading my words, and exploring my freaky and twisted imagination!


Hi Everyone!

Sorry It's taking so long for the next chapter in True Art,

I'm kinda busy (Senpai has work too ya know)

But in about a week I'll post the next two chapters,

So don't give up on meh yet!


*NEJI FOR PRESIDENT 2012*


"BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN THE ONE PIECE!" -Little Kuriboh

"Is this real life?" -David at the Dentist

"Is this just fantasy?" -Queen

"Everybody's Russian!" -Friday (Brock Dub)

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on." -Patrick Star

"FINLAND!" -Patrick Star

"China, I choose you! ... Run Away!" -America, Hetalia

"Wait a minute, how did I end up being the one tied up? Oh yeah! I didn't tie up Naruto, I tied up a log. I always get those two confused!" -Sasuke, ntas

"...Well Shoot! My legs look pretty darn hot!" -Zodiac P.I.

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BOHAHAHAHA!!!" -Don Kanoji

"It seems Light Yagami...is a lady-killer." -Near

"I'll blow up the world!" -The Gasman

"Sanity...Sorry but I don't recall ever having anything like that." -Kenny!

Renji : "i went to get my hair cut at the salon and it was rather crowded so...you know, your hair is always cut perfectly. How do you do thatl?"
Byakuya : "I use Senbonzakura to cut my hair."
Renji - "!!!"
Byakuya - "it was a joke"
Renji - "Oh... Hey!! You just made a joke?!?! " -Bleach

"Hello everyone, if you could please all kindly kill yourselves." -Euphemia li Britannia, Code Geass

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize." -Switzerland, hetalia

"I realize that my vocabulary can be intimidating, so I'll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers!" -America, hetalia

"THE POLAR EXPRESS IS GONNA KILL ME!" -Littlekuriboh

"There are many questions with no answers, such as, do trainers eat their pokemon? or will there ever be a final episode of bleach?" -Bowie Sensei!

"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!" - Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

Saehara: "Everyone, thanks for coming during the holiday. Now lets get to practicing!"
Student A: "Now that is just wrong."
Student B: "Please take that off."
Saehara: "What's with you guys. You don't have enough enthusiasm!" (Class reacting to the dress that Saehara is wearing for the play.)" -D.N. Angel

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” —Kisuke Urahara

"If I sit like a normal person my reasoning abilities would drop by 40%" -L Lawliet

"If i get reincarnated... i wanna become a clam." -Monkey D. Luffy

"It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass" -Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Sokka: "Looks like someone had a nice trip to the bathroom!"
Aang: "Yeah... While I was in there-"
Sokka: "I don't even wanna know!" -Avatar the Last Airbender

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them." - Homer Simpson

"Awesome...or should I say...EXCELLENT!!!" -Neji

"Tommorow..everyone will drink coffee flavored milk..." -Kekkaishi

"WHO YOU CALLIN PIPSQUEAK!?!?!" -Edward Elric

"Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer..." -IGGY!

"I can't go to Pigfarts Potter, IT'S ON MARS!" -Draco Malfoy

"Prepare to Salivate!" -Niles (Fraiser)

"Why are you frozen like that? It's freaking me out.." -Madarao :D

"So we'll just keep on waiting on the world to change.." -John Mayer

Miu:"Chika! Give me your organs!" (Miu is thrown across the room by Chika)
Nobue: "I think you should maybe explain it a little before you go there..."
(Miu walks over to Chika, now reading a book with her headphones on)
Miu: "Hey Chika, before...what I was trying to say...was, If I was dying, and needed on organ transplant, would you give me one?"
Chika: "Would I die?"
Miu: "No,"
Chika: "Okay, then I guess..."
Miu : "WOW! That's great!, even though I wouldn't give you my organs if you needed them,"
(Miu is throwm across the room by Chika) -Strawberry Marshmallow

"Am I looking at a stalker here Daichi-kun?" -Fujita-san, Kitchen Princess

"Did someone say Draco Malfoy??" -Draco Malfoy

"You look like a tiny star compared to the vast, COLOSSAL SKY OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!" -What can fit inside Mother Russia

"Roy Mustang looks dead sexy...in a miniskirt!" -Edward Elric (Vic Mignogna)

"I LOVE DOGS!" -Roy Mustang

"When I'm Fuhrer there will be changes, that day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!" -Roy Mustang.

"Were's that wind coming from?" -Real fans of genius

"When you're in a town like this all covered with smoke, you forget that there's a world outside. Nothing amazing happens here. And you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly. But now Haruko is here. That's how I know there really is a world outside." -Noata, (FLCL)

"I lost him again because of you, Ta-kun, we couldn't pull it off. You wanna come along?...Know what? Forget it. 'Cause you're still a kid, Ta-kun. Save it for next time. " -Haruko (FLCL)

"See that? I'm a boy! B-O-Y BOY!" -Husky (+anima)

"I saw God the other day, by the river on a rainy afternoon. He helped a kitten that was left all alone. It's a god that only I can see. A black winged angel that came down from the heavans just for me." -Mamimi (FLCL)

Itsuki: "You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate. Increase the population."
Kyon: "I'll punch you for that!" -The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya.

"It doesn't matter because I've got a monster truck!" -Dr. Doofenshmirts (Phineas and Ferb)

"Now all I have to do is use a publis phone and my life will be complete!" -Mr. Mangorium's wonder imporium.

Kisuke: "That's right now yell as loud as you can, 'amazing headband of justice in place, Amazing armor of justice protect me!'"
Ichigo: "The amazing headband of...what? That's just stupid!"
(Demon child ururu come and almost punches/kills ichigo)
Kisuke: "It's amazing how the fear of infinite death can change one's mind..."
Ichigo: "Alright I'll say it...AMAZING HEADBAND OF JUSTICE IN PLACE! AMAZING ARMOR OF JUSTICE PROTECT ME!!"
Kisuke: "I can't believe he actually said it."
Ichigo: "What? You're gonna pay for that!"
Kisuje: "You better look out behind you!"
(Demon child Ururu comes running towards ichigo. Ichigo puts on the headband and strikes an epic pose.)
Ichigo: "All right!"
(Demon Child Ururu punches/almost kills Ichigo)
Ichigo: "Amazing headband of justice my ass!" -Bleach...heh heh

Frog: "This is the stairway to heaven, you know that?"
Spike: "Obnoxious little frog..." -Cowboy Bebop

"Yoshida! All of a sudden I'm getting an abundance of negative thoughts!" -Hirumura, BAKUMAN

"Woof" -Ceil Phantomhive

"If you are still determind to take your life, please do so outside" -Basseh! :3

Hiramura: "Why are you chasing me, anyway!?"
Yoshida: "Because I want to help you!"
Hiramura: "Liar!" -BAKUMAN

Yoshida: "Your talent is something you only see once every two-three years!"
Hiramura: "Not once every ten years?"
Yoshida: "No, 2-3 years! Don't be conceited!" -BAKUMAN

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HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
My Little Time Lord by Victorian R. Hellsly reviews
Friendship is Magic - Little Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo wasn't anything like the other ponies in Ponyville. Maybe it was destiny that led her to the colt with the wild brown mane and the hourglass cutie mark...
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hikari by LunaRoad reviews
Twenty years after Naruto and Sasuke's final Shippuden battle, Madara's death, and the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uzumaki Hikari is trying to live in a world where she overshadowed by her entire family. But she isn't too normal herself... T for language .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Norway x Italy 120 Word Challenge by crimson-creek reviews
Oh my... Just, check out flying.artist.sempai's one... Read this if you want but I think her's is way better...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Norway, N. Italy - Complete
Spirit x Kid by crimson-creek reviews
This time, it was a 225-Word Challenge between flying.artist.sempai and me. She picked the couple this time and, I gotta say, it was fun.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
Ten ways to annoy every character you can think of in the Maximum Ride series! I do take requests for each character! This will be so much fun...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011
Vampire at Shibusen by crimson-creek reviews
An outcast. That's all I was. I wasn't like any of the other students at Shibusen. They were weapons and meisters... They were normal people... And I, well... I was different.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
TenTailed Wolf by XxAndi-ChanxX reviews
It is said that there are only nine tailed beasts. The kages tell their villages that. But there is secretly a tenth. The Ten-Tailed Wolf. But what happens when the Akatsuki find out this hidden fact?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Gaara, Akatsuki
HetaOni Obsession by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
To tell you first, that this isn't a story. It's a list of how to know you are obsessed with HetaOni, an amazing fanmade Hetalia video, that has been getting more than 100,000 views on the internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Ichigo Gets Rick Roll'd by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Seeing Ichigo's constant frustation with always being Rick Roll'd, Rukia comes up with a perfectly naughty plan of her own. IchiXRuki. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Madness of Shou Tucker by Arkham Insanity reviews
What-If Tucker made a different choice that night he decided to try again to make a talking Chimera. But something goes wrong and Tucker quickly regrets his choice. a surprisingly humorous twist that brings a new meaning to the phrase DOG of the military
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Edward E., Shou T.
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Sempai's 35 word DumbledorXSirius CRACK story reviews
Yeah. 35 words. Please look at XxPastaLoverxX's too. We're having a competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Albus D., Sirius B.
True Art reviews
One day I fell off my swingset. A world and a half over, the famous Akatsuki are about to get executed. The next day my already weird life was turned upsidedown by an Anime character. Ten of them, actually...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
NorwayXItaly 120 word CRACK story reviews
Which Hetalia charcter has the best curl? Swimsuits, dresses, Germany and America all in a 120 contest between me and PastaLover!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Norway, N. Italy - Complete
225 wordish challenge Spirit X Kid reviews
Me and PastaLover decided to have another 225 word challenge. I chose to have the couple be SpiritXKid. I'm sorry that my fanfiction is slightly more then 225 words.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
My 35 wordish story HidanXOroachimaruXChiyo reviews
PastaLover made me write this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete