![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Name: Caty Jo Live: a little hick town somewhere in Northern America. Age: 16 Gender: Female Height: 5 even Eye color: mostly green. Hair color: Very light blonde. Schooling: 12th. Classes: Summer vacation!! Sexual Orientation: Straight Personality: ... however you interpret it I guess... I'm usually described as random, hyperactive, annoying, obnoxious, short, bitchy, mean, fun, loud, wierd, creepy, dangerous, and diabolical, . in my own world sorta thing... but also fun, cute, charming, abstract, a blast, and stupendous... Loves: Kent, Ramen, Anime, Manga, Hot Asians boys, Hot Austrailian boys, reading, beta-ing, fights, being lazy and having a good time with my friends. pandas, and foxes. :D Dislikes: Whores, Jocks, Preps, loud noises, southern accents(super sorry if that offends you! I have traumatic memories of my cousins from Mississippi) , sunlight, fresh air(I can't help it, I think it stinks...) and MANY other things... HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday Controversial Issues: AND! 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! "i live in a small rural town in the middle of the U.S. and i watched as a two men were forced out of town when someone arsoned their house, i laughed when the arsonist was arrested. i am one of the few that have seen true malicious hate towards homosexuals. Its really sad actually one person in town says "Oh that person is Homo" suddenly their house was torched and their lawn had "gay" burned into it. the arsonist was a year younger than me...he was 14." - keaton dar on Gaia about homophobia. Read this till the end till you pass judgement on me. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Girls "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! IF THERES ANYONE OUT THERE 1. If you taken an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is he disgruntled? 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 6. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker? 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist when a race car driver is not called a racist? 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced "onety one"? 12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? 13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then shouldn't electricians be delighter, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 14. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of bald men? 15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, and so I wonder if Chinese mothers use toothpicks? 16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they put their pictures on postage stamps so postmen can look for them when they deliver the mail? 17. Why don't you ever really learn to swear until you learn to drive? 18. Why doesn't anyone say "It's only a game" when their team is winning? 19. Last night I played a blank CD at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. 20. Ever wonder about those people who spend 3 on a bottle of Evian water? Try spelling "Evian" backwards... 21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant about the same as having a peeing section in a pool? 22. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 1 person out of 5 enjoys it? Glazed Over A cop pulls over a guy. The Living Statues Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!" Hung Like a Horse There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks I passed!! You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Start to call your teachers Sensei. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. -Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome -Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". Fav pairings For Naruto... Naruto/Sasuke(they offset each other so perfectly) Ouran High School Host Club. that about it... I don't really complain about other couples that much... |
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