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Joined 04-25-11, id: 2873532, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Marching Band, Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.

Heh heh. I see you found my profile page. I was originally gonna leave this blank, but I figure one day I'll be somewhat famous on the site and then people will be like: Who is that masked man? And I'll have to tell ya.

My name is Brandon. I'm 20, and I, my friends, am a NEET. Yeah, that's right, we exist outside of Japan. Hopefully, I won't be for long. I was enlisted in the Navy, but I was discharged due to weight issues. This isn't going to stop me. I'm going to enlist into the Coast Guard and hopefully be around the States a bit more in order to start a family, which is my goal in life.

I would love to one day be a professional voice actor, but the only thing I can do is emulate Jorgen Von Strangle from the Fairly Oddparents and decent Cleavland impersonation from Family Guy. I can also do an Arabic/Indian guy, but it sounds more racist than an actual attempt at a voice change. :\ Doesn't stop me from dreaming. I'm pretty good with kids, and if my stories seem a bit like I'm talking to a kid, that's because I often make up stories on the spot when I have to entertain kids. I'm used to talking to kids and using more simple words.

Um... as far as my love life goes, it's a bit complicated but let's just say I'm involved.

As far as dislikes, I like iCarly, Harry Potter, Drake and Josh, Danny Phantom, Avatar the Last Airbender, Naruto... the list goes on. I might write a fanfiction for any fandom if I like it enough. I've actually got an iCarly one-shot in the works.

Stories

Legend of Naruto Series: The Masks We Wear

Masks came to me in the shower after a long day of Zelda filled enjoyment. I noticed a few similarities and in all honesty, a writer only needs one to make a crossover work. I mean, look at the Inuyasha\Naruto or Kingdom Hearts\Naruto sections. Basically, Masks is the first half of Naruto, before Shippuden, and will likely end at roughly the same point. Any sequel will entirely depend on my following as well as how the Naruto Manga turns out, because I have a feeling it'll be over soon.


Contact Info: I'll put this section here if anyone wants to contact me in reference to my fanfiction portfolio or if anyone might want me to maybe do amateur voice acting work for them.

Twitter: NavyBrandNinja

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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9221 - Favs: 10,623 - Follows: 9,497 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
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The Masks We Wear reviews
Bribed with ramen, a young Naruto is tasked with saving the world by three beautiful girls that claim to be Goddesses.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Second Chance
What would you do if you could go back in time and redo high school all over again?
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,781 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011