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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

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Age: 21

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Likes: Too many...

Dislikes: Not standing up for one's self

Major Notes About My Writing:

-I will NEVER write a Yaoi Pairing, but I will have comedy based around homosexuality.

-NO GENDERBENDING

-I read ALL reviews, and if you ask a specific question, I WILL get back to you through a PM

Posting Schedule:

Has gone to shit. I will update when I can as College is kicking my ass

Current Progress As Of:

December 5th, 2016April 1st, 2015 1:56 AM

(Central Time Zone UTC-6:00)

Remarks:-

Midday - sadly a dead fic and up for adoption

Threefold Path - Finally reread this and realized that I should really comtinue this. Gonna be shifting the main postings to Spacebattles but Ill try to keep the version on fanfic.net updated as well.

Threefold Path:

Chapter 8: Posted

Chapter 9: Lost, Rewriting

Chapters 10-18: Outlined[100%]

Chapter 19: Outlining[?%] [Paused]

Category: Naruto

Genre: Adventure

Summary:

Nearly all of Indra's decedents awakened at least the base form of his bloodline. Meanwhile, most of Ashura's decedents did not progress past the passive benefits of his bloodline. Most. Naruto that stays in character and isn't suddenly a polite genius.

Effort: 100%

Compliance with Canon: 95%

Estimated Date of Next Release: No clue

Midday [Deadish] [Up for 'Weekend Visitation Rights']

Chapter 1-3: Complete:Posted

Chapter 4: Lost

Category: Crossover: NarutoxTwilight

Genre: Adventure/Eventual Romance?

Summary:

Vampires lived for a very long time. They were the royalty of the supernatural. They postured and preened, eventually forgetting that they weren't the Emperor. Not Yaoi. Naruto x (Its a secret).BAMF Naruto.

Effort: 0%

Compliance with Canon: 50%

Estimated Date of Next Release: N/A

Turquoise [Temp. Suspended]

[In the process of Plot Creation]

Category: Crossover: Naruto x Harry Potter

Genre: Adventure

Summary: Harry was supposed to be Fate's Prophesized Child. Apparently Fate forgot that it already had a Prophesized Child, and he wasn't going to let some snot-nosed brat take his job from him.

Effort: 0%

Compliance with Canon: 70%

Estimated Date of Next Release: N/A

Continuity [Temp. Suspended]

Undergoing research[80%] and plot development[20%].[On Pause for the other stories]

Category: Naruto

Genre: Adventure

Summary:

AU Naruto w/ different parents. Everything else is the same.

Effort: 0%

Compliance with Canon: 90%

Estimated Date of Next Release: N/A

Future Stories:

[5] Naruto

Naruto x Mass Effect

Naruto x High School DXD

Naruto x Harry Potter

History's Strongest Disciple

Boku no Hero Academia [My Hero Academy]

Bleach

Bleach x Fairy Tail

Harry Potter

[2] Pokemon

Personal Bias's:

Overall:

-I can't write on screen Yaoi but, having a few gay friends, I tend to leave little tidbits of homosexuality in my stories. Mainly for comedy.

Naruto:

-Sasuke was fine pre-ship but he later turned into a little bitch.

-Can't stand HinataxSasuke, or HinataxKiba

-Badass Neji

-NO GENDERBENDING. PERIOD!

-Sakura is comparatively useless on the front lines. But as a medic she really shouldn't be there.

Harry Potter:

-Harry and Ginny do not belong together

-Ron and Hermione do not belong together

-Hermione belongs with Harry, or one of the Ravenclaw boys.

-Harry belongs with Hermione, Luna, or Daphne.

-Ron belongs in the trash, along with Dumbledore.

-Snape is redeemable if bewitched.

Twilight:

-Volturi bashing is A-OK

-Cullen and Werewolf bashing is okay to an extent. (Mainly Emmett/Rosalie and the Old pack)

Doctor Who:

-DoctorxRiver for LIFE!

Avengers:

-It's fun to mess with Tony and Fury.

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Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 352,531 - Reviews: 7119 - Favs: 7,277 - Follows: 8,076 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,154,674 - Reviews: 5985 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 13,009 - Follows: 13,030 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Doesn't Give Chase (She Waits) by angelrider13 reviews
Because sooner or later, everyone dies. Fem!MoD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Burnt Stars by thefifthchris reviews
Thor is tired of losing everything, so when the universe spits him out in a time where he can fix it all, well, even Thor would be foolish to not seize the opportunity. Or, Thor becomes the king he was destined to be and has the power and knowledge to change things. Middle fingers up to your secrets, Odin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Thor, Loki
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
In Shades of Red and Gold by Z.R. Stein reviews
Ruby Rose never knew who her father was; growing up, Summer never spoke about him. Two months after her mother died for her country, Ruby finally gets some answers. Her father is none other than Tony Stark, the infamous weapons designer and billionaire. Very AU for RWBY. Marvel MCU. Romance will come in much later.
Crossover - Avengers & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Qrow B.
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 8,680 - Follows: 8,633 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 10,978 - Follows: 6,884 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uchiha Kyōya by Tsume Yuki reviews
In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 3,325 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., K. Hibari
Under Wing by reighost reviews
Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,697 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 4,599 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Albus D., K. Hibari
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 5,068 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Hero or Monster by hyvnn reviews
One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope (Currently being remastered. Chapters 1-14 completed.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 213,221 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Mei T.] Sasuke U.
Blue Altered Fate by Vahn reviews
One Shot: Shirou Emiya meets the Magical Gunner Aoko from a young age. What would happen when one of the most broken person in the Nasuverse meets the most destructive?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 509 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Shirō E. - Complete
In The Shadows by wentworth360 reviews
AU ... A modern origin story
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 183,562 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,198 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 10,124 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Shinobi Amongst Godlings Book One by Tactition101 reviews
Take a son of Poseidon and add the chakra and experience of a century old wind using Jinchurikki. Let the pwnage begin.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,614 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Little things by Prince Mikhail reviews
From Rokudaime Hokage to the Second coming of the Snake Sannin, from Kumo's Thunder God to the Water Demon of Uzushiogakure, the being known as The Eternal Sage has journeyed across an infinite number of realities and played an infinite number of roles. Now, he takes the place of Uzumaki Naruto and shakes the very heavens themselves. Note: this is not a serious fic...Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,905 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U.
The Game of Death by adrien skywalker reviews
For eons, Thanos of Titan, has desired the love of death. Now, it is within his grasp. All he needs to do, is bring her wayward son, back to her. The problem is that her son doesn't want to go back to her. And unfortunately, for the Avengers and Nick Fury, and to the irritation of Asgard, Earth has now become their battleground, in this Game of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Dark Storm by Seeker Pendragon reviews
During Naruto's training with Jiraiya. He met a strange girl, with strange abilities. During his time with this strange girl, he finds himself falling for her. The thing is this girl, isn't human. And with her possessive nature... well Konoha and Akatsuki just better watch out, because this girl isn't giving up Naruto without a fight. Assassin's creed elements. Narutoxoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,389 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Naruto U.
The Shaman of Konoha by Corruptmonk reviews
The result of the Kyuubi's sealing destroyed Naruto's ability to mold chakra. However, the sealing also caused Naruto's Furyoku (Spiritual Energy) to manifest during a beating under the hands of Konoha's villagers, thereby manifesting, for the first time, his Guardian Spirit – The Spirit of Fire. Behold as the line of shaman once again grace the earth.
Crossover - Shaman King & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,968 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Tainted Ideals by Stormedge reviews
In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,590 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Shirō E.
Destiny Breaker by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Since before he could even remember, Naruto has had no talent for ninjutsu whatsoever, an anomally that causes him no ends of grief, pain and confusion. However, is this unusual convenience a thorn in his side or is it a great gift? DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 103,577 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
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Threefold Path reviews
Nearly all of Indra's decedents awakened at least the base form of his bloodline. Meanwhile, most of Ashura's decedents did not progress past the passive benefits of his bloodline. Most. Naruto that stays in character and isn't suddenly a polite genius.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Midday reviews
Vampires lived for a very long time. They were the royalty of the supernatural. They postured and preened, eventually forgetting that they weren't the Emperor. Not Yaoi. NarutoxFemale. BAMF Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Naruto U., Bree
Starting Anew reviews
Oneshot detailing an AU ending to the 4th War. To be used as a base to build crossovers off of. Feel free to use it for your own crossovers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete