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 Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Twilight. Hi. You must be terribly lost. You must've mistaken me as an author who keeps her profile as clean and well-thought of as her stories. Sorry to disappoint. INSERT WITTY CATCHPHRASE HERE Name: I thought we've been over this... CURRENTLY IN THE WORKSHOP: The 75 Year Itch: Twilight. Edward/Bella. All Canon Pairings. Insanity ensues as the Cullens get ready for Edward and Bella's 75th wedding anniversary-by planning their marriage renewal! Join them as they relive the ups and downs of planning another wedding, including the hilarity of planning the bachelor and bachelorette party! Can the Cullens prove to be successful wedding planners? Or will it have everyone wishing that they should've gone to Vegas? Links for "The 75 Year Itch": My Renesmee (With much longer hair, of course) Wow. My profile is so lame. Alrighty then its time for me to peace out! xSweetSimplicityx |
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Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Hyrule Net by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"We had a pool going that Link couldn't beat Ganondorf at arm wrestling. He lost, so he asked for a rematch in wastebasketball, and won, so now they're even and trying to find a way to settle the matter once and for all. We're down in the breakroom if you want to see." Zelink, Midnark. Modern AU Oneshot series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2007 - [Link, Zelda] [Dark Link, Midna] - Complete
Midnight Mist by gabrielle004 reviews
Renesmee gets a chance to experience high school, and see what its like to be a "normal" teenager. Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,508 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Overprotective fathers, being a teenager, & Nessie by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Being a teenager can be hard, epically when you have overprotective uncles, on top of an overprotective father! Find out how Nessie deals with this while she is dating her oh so handsome werewolf bf Jacob Black This story was Nessie becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Better Christmas by juliette729 reviews
BD Spoilers - Bella is determined that the second Christmas she spends with her family and daughter will be better than the first when they were awaiting the arrival of the Volturi. A series of one shots. Bella/Edward/Nessie centered.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Sleeping to Dream by Somah reviews
The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Date Night by Justine Lark reviews
Post-BD FLUFF! Edward plans a special night for Bella. When Bella reciprocates, he's amazed at the destination. Jacob plans the third evening. Next, Bella's and Edward's versions of a double date with Rose and Emmett. Last: Night out with Renesmee!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Loch Ness Monster by LovelyTomorrow reviews
I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
Dance Lessons by juliette729 reviews
BD Spoiler Alert! Daddy Daughter moment: Nessie/Edward - Nessie wants to learn to dance with her Daddy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
A World of Lies by SirJoshizzle reviews
It's happening: a deadly vendetta against the Hylian public, a plan a thousand years in the making. The true evil is finally rearing its ugly heads. All six of them. Present AU, Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Reine by CrazygurlMadness reviews
It seemed, honestly, that Link's selflessness and his utter generosity made him the most notorious nobody in town. Zelink, oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/30/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
The Phantom of the Kindergarten? by BlackTippedRose reviews
Have you out there ever wondered how the cast of PotO acted when they were little? Then click here and laugh! Flames allowed, reviews appreciated. And I FINALLY completed it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Parody of the Century by BlackTippedRose reviews
[[ON HOLD]] Living proof why you never let two parodymakers write a story together. Just for giggles. It's OOC, has Erik's kid, Cameos, crossovers and an AntiPhan. So, if you want to read something randomly funny, click here! Half authored by Supergirrl.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Christine, Erik
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/30/2006 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
His Date With The Phantom's Daughter by Mira-Jade reviews
Someone actually had the nerve to ask the Phantom's daughter out on a date. Due to the author's insanity, the Phantom had to agree. Now chaos ensures, and a disaster beyond the poor young man's wildest imagination is about to occur. COMPLETE! FINALLY!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
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The 75 Year Itch reviews
Insanity ensues as the Cullens get ready for Edward and Bella's 75th wedding anniversary-by planning their second wedding! Can the Cullens prove to be successful wedding planners a second time around? Drabble Series, Post BD. All Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Point of No Return reviews
The menacing angel in front of her stalked closer and closer; her mind was screaming at her to run, run as fast as she could. But she knew that it was too late-they’ve past the point of no return. /Midnight Sun-ish. Dark Edward./
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sober reviews
Oneshot, CloTi Three months since the day when her world came crashing down. Three months until she finally let her emotions get the best of her. Three months until he finally made it up to her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete