Hey naruto lovers and other anima fans. My name is Sai Dark love (for real).

i love sports, music, tv, outdoors, NARUTO, games, and just about everything im 15 and in new yorks art school (collage).

i love all types of music and don't care who you are.

my fav in naruto is sakura haruno i love storys were she's with akatsuki.

Gender:Hmmm

Age: Honestly who cares?

Name:Pudding Tang ask me again and i'll tell you the same.

Height:5ft and 1 in(i know short. SHUDDUP!)

Weight:like i would EVER tell. You would have to torture me with a pillow feather before i squeal like a pig.

About meh:

Sophmore. Hate crowds. Mocked by my classmates.Got two close friends.Get annoyed easily.Laugh to easily. Clumsy as hell.

Dude some facts:
I have a secret plan to take over the world with penguins. THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE!

I really would like to rule the world and instead of earth call it Candyland orrrr Gaara!

I totally and awesomy love PANDAS!!

I could never picture Sakura with anyone, but Gaara or Naruto or Sasori and well now Deidara and Itachi.

I'm like in love with sporks and anime.

One of my best friends thinks she's going to take over the world before me.

Pinapples are SO GOOD!!

I LIKE LOVE CUPCAKES AND COOKIES(O.0 sugar high??)

Dude i could never see Hinata with Gaara EVER(Sorry to all GXH fans) they just don't mix well. She's to timd even if you change her personailty in one. I could see her with Sasuke though.(One fucked up couple though _)

Bunch of quotes

I put the fun in dysfunctional-

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it-

People like you are why people like me need medication-

I like you. So when i take over the world your death will be quick and painless-

Normal people scare me-

You laugh because i'm diffrent. I laugh because you are all the same-

Hold your head up high gorgues these people would kill to see you fall-

Just beacuse her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't hurt and just because she comes off strong. Doesn't mean there's nothing wrong-

Quotes from other profiles

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Just so the world can wonder how you did it.

-Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when I see footprints on the moon.

-What happens when you're scared half to death twice?

-How do the skittle company people know what the rainbow taste like?

-Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean my job is a crime?!

-/M/A/N/G/A/ my anti drug; cause when you addicted to manga how can you possibly afford drugs?

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
and easy to twist out of shape.

"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous

-If your clone kills you isn't that suicide?

-Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone's going to clean them?

Best Friend Stuff

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

A cool poem

Ive been loved, I've been left. I've been wronged by the best. I've had hopes that were shattered in two. I've heard promises spoken. I've had dreams so broken that there was no chance they would ever come true. i aint easy to see but take it from me.There is no hell i haven't walked through. And i won't cross the line. Cause this heart of mine has been broken by better than you-

Favorite Couples

SakuraxGaara

NarutoXSakura

SakuraXItachi

ShikamaruXTemari

InoXKankuro

HintaXKiba

InoXShino

sasoriXSakura

Sakura's outfit in:These eye of mine at the begging of Chaper 9-

Ok first off most of my stories will be highschool fics because- i can't really seem to write anything else. i might make a ninja one, but i'm not good with their jutus and such so i will have to research. I am a total GaaraXSakura fan so basically my storie will be about them two. I will try my hardest to make diffrent pairings.

Pick up Lines doomed to fail

You'll be the iceburg and i'll be the titantic and go down on you.

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you have a map? i got lost in your eyes.

Do your feet hurt? because you been walking through my mind all day.

hey baby i'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get.

Hey do i know you? you look fimilar. oh i regonize you as MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND

if i bit my lip. Would you kiss it better?

If i tossed 50 cents on the floor. whats the chance of me getting head?

If i said "You have a nice body" would you hold it agasint me?

I'm not elmo, but you can tickle me all night long.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya

I put the three in threesome

Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful i want to bang you!

Blonde jokes(No offence i'm also a blonde, but they are funny to me =)

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
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"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

-Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
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I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Name: Haruno Sakura
Age: 13
Birthday: 28 March
Zodiac: Aries
Rank: Genin
From: Leaf
Teacher: Hatake Kakashi
Teammates: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke
Best friend and rival : Yamanaka Ino
Most heard phrase: "Sasuke-kun" (irritating smile)

Background: Female from Team 7. Has a big forehead.

The Deal with her: Quoting Shikamaru, Sakura is "a female ninja with no special talent". Her job is to hang around battle scenes getting in the way, yelling "Sasuke-kun!" and pissing viewers off. The pink haired nin is also schizophrenic with Inner Sakura being the only interesting thing about her (hell yea!)

Sakura loves Sasuke (who hates her) and hates Naruto (who loves her). She had the longest crush on Sasuke since she was little and fell out with best friend Ino because she liked Sasuke too (sheesh they both need to get a life).

When Sakura was little, she was quiet and shy and often teased about her big forehead. Ino became her friend and taught her to be more confident. As they grew older, Sakura felt she was living in Ino's shadow and grew competitive with her, especially after knowing Ino liked Sasuke too. The first time we see Sakura actually fight was in the Chuunin exams when the Sound ninjas tried to kill Sasuke. In the final exams preliminaries, Sakura tied with Ino.

—i know they don’t want me to jump—

I have forever harbored inside me a fascination with edges.

My first memories are of standing on a cliff, wanting oh so badly for it to crumble under my feet. I saw a line separating earth and sky, and an urge rose in my chest to blur it.

This feeling of always being on the very tip of reality, wishing I could lose my balance and plummet, only intensified as I grew older. I found such sweetness in thoughts of stepping over sidewalk cracks to plunge into a world with nowhere left to stand on.

At the same time I was afraid normal boys didn’t think of falling as I did, didn’t want its escape from the cold, rigid ground. So I never mentioned it to anyone. But I didn’t want to stop the desire blossoming inside me. I feigned interest in hiking and went out looking for the highest places to lose myself.

—the throng is seething below, mindless chatter drifting up into my ears—i am not part of them—i have never been part of them—they are so many lives away—but i will join them now—

As a teenager, when my peers were dreaming of girls, I realized how unnatural my obsession was. I fantasized about outcroppings of rock and their sharp edges the way my friends thought of female bodies and their subtle curves. Although they set me up with various women, I found no comfort or desire in them.

The fear of being abnormal grew so strong it tore me apart. In moments of immeasurable weakness I took myself to the edges I’d previously searched out with such glee and stared down below them. I imagined myself wings. There I prayed that when I took off my feathery delusions would carry me through the sky and away from here.

—everything is small and meaningless from this height—no one asks me to come down from my perch—they do not care for me—i am not part of them—they do not know that i hunger to join them in the very worst way—

I never jumped. I was too afraid of myself for myself.

One day, in a fit of desperation, I hiked to the top of a favorite crag, thinking I would finally end it all. But there I found below me a mass of people. The park was having some kind of festival that drew hundreds. I stared at the colorful streamers and booths, listening to the cacophony.

It made me scream. My voice was weak; the people did not hear me. They were too rooted in their world. Loathing rose within me. If I found my happiness in the faces of cliffs and the thoughts of plunging into nothingness, how was it different from their petty half-pleasures from being with others? Who were they to think me a freak? I possessed the wings but they wouldn’t give me the sky…

I leaned forward.

—they’re all blithely smiling—blithely singing—blithely dancing—there is no music for me—i don’t want to hear it—let me have my silence for a couple seconds—when you land there is pain but no noise—

As the heaven below met my hell above in a fantastic collision, I accidentally caught the eye of a boy. No more than ten, he stared up at me, curious and innocent. The child let go of his mother’s hand as I slowly lost my balance. He extended his palm and curled his fingers forward, a solemn invitation. And in that second I knew that even if I fell, I could never penetrate the people’s secrets and come into their world.

I collapsed to the ground.

—no one notices me fall apart—why must they shun me—i am no different than them—i will enter them—even when i breathe my last breath—i will use it to curse them—in just one moment—i’m almost ready but i am losing my grip on my edge—

Several years passed. I pretended I hadn’t seen the boy but nevertheless did accept his welcome. Putting on a masterful façade I entered society. I supposedly fell in love but didn’t actually lose my footing. Married and had children. A small part of me still held onto the desire I’d kept behind the mask. I took my kids to the top of cliffs to show them the view. They weren’t interested.

—let me put a stop to this here and now—i promised myself the sky even if they say i cannot own it—if i strip off the disguise then i can walk boldly among their ranks—and they will never know i am fallen—

One day, past still vivid in my mind, I decided to visit the precipice again. Tired and sweaty, I finally came to the ledge but found the ground below deserted. They had left me. They hadn’t ever been with me.

—i am about to let it all go so i can join them when i see his awestruck face—wondering what i am attempting—“giving up myself, little child, you will do it too one day”—he extends his hand and welcomes me—he shouldn’t welcome me—he knows i’ll never fly—

I threw my arms wide. For just one moment, I soared into a life where I had never stood at the edge and the world took me in as one of its own. So very high.

But one had to fall. It was unavoidable.

—and they will never stop my descent—

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

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there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

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SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

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any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

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RULES
#1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
I'd love to know someone who is XDD

2. Tall?
No cry cry sniff sniff

3. In your pajamas?
...noope shifty eyes

4. Left handed?
no, unfortunately

LAST:

1. Friend you saw:

sam

2. Talked on the phone:
all the time

3. Person to text you:
ALL PEOPLE

4. Was today better than yesterday?
uh...I dunno; well, we did watch Office in our Calc class today, so I guess that makes it a bit better than yesterday XD

FAVORITES:

1. number:
ZERO!!

2. Color(s):
NEON PRPLE, RED, GREN, BLUES, BLACK, GRAY

3. Fruit:
Strawberries, cherries :3

4. Place:
mi nice warm bed :3

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
slammed the alarm XD (and went back to bed XD)

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
yeah...

Q: What was the last movie you saw?
TWILIGHT

Q: Where is the last place you went?
bathroom XDDD

Q: Do you smile a lot?
huge grin NEVER!! (I do actually XD)

Q: Do you wish upon the stars?
nah

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, but I don't appreciate people taking advantage of it

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
ON THE BUS

Q: When was the last time you cried?
yesterday

Q: What was the last thing you thought before you went to sleep last night?
Going to sleep at 3:30 am to wake up at 6:00 am is probably not a very healthy habit

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad, ten being great?:
7, my life is overally good, but there are a few things that bother me

Q: What do you want to hear right now?:
My AP Bio teacher going "Yay! We're done!" and throwing her arms in the air while throwing the chalk into the ceiling ...again XD (It left me speechless first, but then I just couldn't stop cracking up XD)

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
yes, emotionally

Q: What's your favorite month?
october:3

Q: What did you do last night?
party

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now?:
yeah

2. Are you happy?
I guess _

3. Are you sad?
a bit

4. Are you bored?
not really

5. Are you nervous?
a bit

6. Are you tired?
YES!!

ABOUT YOU:

001. Real name?
my real name is sai kiki day

002. Nicknames?
K-k, highway, crazy x-girlfriend, party girl, ranter,

003. Eye Color?
Pale blue in summer and dark blue in the winter

004. Zodiac Sign?
Gemin

005. Male or female?
Female

006. slut?
...WTF?! NO!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll nope

007. Smart?
Yes o yes

010. Hair color?
Dark brown

011. Long or short?
Very short

012. Sweats or jeans?
Jeans

013. Phone or Camera?
Both….

014. Drink or smoke?
Yes to drink and sometimes smoke

015. Tattoos?
Yes…..

016. Right or Lefty?
righty

FIRSTS:

017. First Best Friend?

Child Abuse: Sarah:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...