Hi, I'm Kati, and I'm younger than you'd think that someone who writes/reads M rated fics should be. I love remus lupin with an obsessive passion and I don't like reading him with anyone else other than Sirius. I liked Tonks up until the end of the 6th book, but now? no... there's this comic thing on my gaia page that explains everything perfectly. It's Sirius, writing his will, saying, "To Tonks, I leave my boyfriend, hoping that she might actually get some for once." IF you want to see those comics, just google "remus/Sirius 711" and it's the first link you see called 'Vault seven hundred and eleven' that girl who does those is a genius.

If you ever read my fics, you know that my spelling is crap, or at least I think it is, and I give away free love and cookies if you review my fanfictions.

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Oh, and you might think I'm insane, but I am exctatic over the in total 7! reviews I have on both my stories after they've been up 1 for 3 days and the other for less than 1 XD pleasepleaseplease review! You get free love and cookies! oh, and if you don't believe me that I'm getting excited over 7 reviews, ask the author xX Split in Two Xx. I'm going to call her now to go squee to her.

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I found this on someone's profile.. I don't remember who, just because I'm awesome like that.. but this was the best fucking thing I've seen in years...there is nothing I don't support about gay marrages! :)

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!