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Milk'ncookys are two different people (who are BFFs). Aca-believe it!


MILK'S PROFILE PART:

Alright. I'm, ahem, obviously Milk, just look up. Grammar Nazi, lover of a cappella, A.K.A. organized nerd singing. I am an avid participant of a some choice fandoms. My home fandom is Harry Potter, and that will never change. I'm a Slytherin and darn proud of it. I hail from District 2, my cabin's #6, Athena. Erudite. Scholastic said that I have a 94% chance of winning the Hunger Games. Sarcasm is my friend. Lying, well... let's just say I'm awesome at that.

My current addictions are:

- Harry Potter (Always!)
- The Hunger Games
-Divergent
- Rise of the Guardians
- Brian Regan audio mixed with ROTG videos
- Different fandoms on the F.R.I.E.N.D.S start scene

I have a lot of ships, but I actually now only read fanfiction from six different fandoms: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Pitch Perfect, ROTG and Divergent. Actually, looking back that is quite a lot of 'em but whatever.

My OTP of all OTPs is Dramione. They introduced me to fanfiction. I ship inter-house, and sometimes canon, like Harry/Ginny. I appreciate Harry/Pansy enough, so I can stomach any other het Gryff/Slyth pairing. For me, slash is a no-no, but I have this thing for Seamus/Dean, but I don't plan on reading on that ship.

For The Hunger Games, I am an all-out canon shipper (unless it regards Finnick). I also have "what-if" ships like Haymitch/Effie or Haymitch/Maysilee or even Gale/Madge. Everlark forever! Clato is my second fave, with Finnick/Johanna ranks third.

Divergent... (Wait, lemme cry about Will first...) Um, okee. I have only just finished reading Divergent, and I'm looking for time to get Insurgent, but I ship canon. Okay.

Pitch Perfect is, I have to say, aca-amazing. They make organized nerd singing seem cool. Anyways, Beca/Jesse is my OTP here. I am a firm believer of Bumper/Fat Amy (Patricia) and Stacie/Donald. And can you believe that the guy who played Luke (Freddie Stroma) is the dude who plays Cormac McLaggen??

Percy Jackson isn't really that addicting anymore. I mean, I only really ship Percabeth, and that's it. Period.

Oh yeah, I sometime ship crack, like Chickron (HP), Ludding (HP), Four/Cake (Divergent), and other stuff.


In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.


Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!



I have to say, my favorite quote of right now comes from Finnick Odair (THG):

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.

And this was my profile part in all its glory. Aca-goodbye!


COOKYS' PROFILE


I am Cookys,

My favorite shows are: House of Anubis, iCarly, Victorious, Big Time Rush, Adventure time, The Amazing world of Gumball, Regular Show, Phineas and Ferb and other shows!

I ship:
House Of Anubis; Fabina and Peddie
iCarly; Seddie
Victorious; Bade , Rat , Tondre
Big Time Rush; Logan/Camile, Kendall/Jo
Adventure time; Fubblegum and Janacorn
The Amazing world of Gumball: ...
Regular Show; Morgaret and Rigleen
Phineas and Ferb; Phineas/Ysabella and Fenessa

If you hate child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah and I am but three, My eyes are swollen shut and I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, Why else would daddy be so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me,
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up all the day long,
When I awake I'm all alone, The house is dark my folks aren't home,
When my mummy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight,
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is home from Charlie's Bar,
I hear him curse my name he calls, I press myself against the wall,
I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm just so scared I start to cry,
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door,
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.


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Endings by ingeniousmacabre reviews
She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,489 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] [Donald, Stacie]
Simply Irrefutable by bookworm1993 reviews
Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,021 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 6,668 - Follows: 7,548 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 338,763 - Reviews: 4365 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 9/25/2005 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
The Unwinding Circle by Lilac Alyssa Halliwell reviews
They say that when love is not madness, it's not love. Well, that's never been a problem for District Two's Cato and Clove, who meet at age six, a full decade before competing in the 74th Annual Hunger Games. This is their story, counting back from day one. Features a canon ending, followed by a multi-chapter alternate ending.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 251,557 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Truth Makes Death by owlcat92 reviews
I wrote this before House of Hades and Allegiant came out, so set after Insurgent and Mark of Athena. Closing the doors of death have caused Annabeth and Percy to be sent to the Divergent Universe, 90 years in the future, where the war that was started by Gaea has killed the world. Can it be ended? Rated M for severe torture scenes, swearing and gore and because I'm paranoid. -Owl
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 260,471 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Tris/Beatrice P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 8,693 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Insiders Know All by Sincerely Kimby reviews
Twins Percy & Leila Jackson, Death-boy Nico Di Angelo, beautiful genius Annabeth Chase, and gothic Hunter of Artemis Thalia face their biggest challenge yet: Goode High School. Can these heroes of Olympus endure partner-assigned projects, teenage parties, monsters, snobby mortals and homecoming? This is anything but easy and may take every ounce of training they've got. Post TLO AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,316 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,612 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Coldest and The Boldest by TectonicPlatez reviews
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Pass The Tequila, I Think I'll Be Needing It by JustAFantasyGirl reviews
Sun, sand, sea and... well you know the rest. Will Johanna and Gale ever quit arguing enough to admit their feelings for each other? Or will someone else catch his eye before then? Will Cato ever convince Clove that he's not the man whore the school makes him out to be? Will Katniss and Peeta finally get together after his years of silently crushing on her? Only one way to find out
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,066 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Cato, Clove, Gale H., Johanna M.
Pay Your Dues by CineMariel reviews
AU Where Beca is the station manager at the radio station when Jesse starts his freshman year at Barden.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
The Luxury Of Knowing by Loving.And.Awkward reviews
"There are two types of secrets. The kind you want to keep in and the kind you don't dare let go." Peeta & Katniss are married with two children, Hope & Hunter, who know nothing about the Hunger Games. That changes when Hope finds 75 tapes. Follow Hope, Hunter, Finnick & Tessa as they watch the tapes & find out secrets their parents have been keeping from them. NOW BEING EDITED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,891 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Finnick and Annie's son] Katniss & Peeta's son, OC - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9687 - Favs: 21,699 - Follows: 12,902 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Caffeine Boost by thewordsofalullaby reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
Kill the Lights by vividRegulator reviews
Jackson Frost is just your average trouble making high school loner, until his world is turned upside down when he joins the group of kids that plan the holiday events. Just as he starts to get attached to them, a series of unfortunate events strike and some guy named Mr. Moon tells Jack that the dreams he always have at night are real and that everything around him is a lie.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,972 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pizza Boy by lovingchoco reviews
Modern-day AU - When Katniss gets her pizza delivered by a boy with bright blue eyes and blonde hair, she can't stop the blush spreading across her cheeks.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,572 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
No Rest for the Wicked by De Fideli reviews
Cato Weston has everyone in the Hamptons interested-except for Clove Kensington. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,647 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Cato, Clove
Swanson Life by noellestarr reviews
Random episodes about well, the Swanson family. It jumps around to various points in their lives together. But Beca and Jesse plus three kids? Well that's a crazy thing in itself.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,349 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Don't You Forget About Me by Unwritten Oblivion reviews
Junior year at Barden. No one ever expected any of this to happen. It seemed so unreal, like it had been plucked out of a twisted movie plot. Things take a turn for the worst and death ensues. Can they save each other, while they try to save themselves? Jesse/Beca pairing. Very Dramatic
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,280 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Halfway There by ingeniousmacabre reviews
From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,165 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Beca M., Jesse] Aubrey P., Fat Amy - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 764 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Johanna Mason: They Will Never See Me Cry by Arowana Flounder reviews
71st, 73rd, 74th and 75th Annual Hunger Games as experienced by Johanna Mason and her friend Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 216,566 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
You're Going Down by chuckfanatic01 reviews
A look into Beca and Jesse's life as sophomores and the strains of competition life. Rated T for sexual implication and swearing. Nothing graphic.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
And Your Bird Can Sing by Abagail Snow reviews
"It's called a publicity stunt, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of it? People watch someone fall for you and then they love you too." Actor Peeta Mellark and singer Katniss Everdeen, a modern day love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,519 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Toner Texts by Laury the Latrator reviews
"I, Jesse Swanson, am completely crazy about you, Beca Mitchell." / The summer following the ACA Championship sees the start of Jesse and Beca's relationship. But since they live in separate states, they can only communicate over the phone. Will their time apart bring them closer together? / A Toner one-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
I Won't Tell If You Don't by CineMariel reviews
Beca and Jesse have to hide their friendship from the Bellas. Beca's not entirely worried they have something to hide, until they start to get closer. T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
My Last Breath by ArthursCamelot reviews
Sequel to Someone To Watch Over Me. Peeta and Katniss have survived using more than wit and cunning. Their love is what ultimately saved them from the arena. But just because they're out of the arena, does that mean that the Games are over? Will they overcome new threats? Or will a surprise neither expected end it all? AU, but as canon as possible. P/K
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 191,714 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hunger by ForThem reviews
"Slow down there, mate. You're goin' at it like you haven't eaten in years!" Bunny jested, watching the frost child scarf down his roast beef.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 319 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Among the Clovers by simplycyndilicious reviews
This just in: Two tributes are allowed to return home ONLY if they are from the same district. District 2's tributes Cato and Clove are desperate to win, but when Clove gets attacked by Thresh, Cato must take care of her. Does this monstrous boy from District 2 have a soft spot for his partner? Please Read and Review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Ferret In Love by eccentric indeed reviews
"I do not love Granger. I just have these funny, fuzzy feelings when I'm around her. And that's not love! Love is unicorns, rainbows and big, cuddly pandas.", "Your lunacy never fails to amaze me." Being a ferret in love is hard. Bloody Granger. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night with the Careers by SassySunshine-PlsReadProfile reviews
A one-shot about Peeta's first night with the Careers in the Hunger Games. Peeta can't sleep after he notices Katniss noticing him with the Careers. Clove decides to sing a 'little song' to 'calm his nerves.'
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Peeta M., Clove - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,395 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare Divergent Style by IHeartUCato reviews
REPOST Everyone loves a good game of truth or dare, right? Well join our favourite and not-so-favourate characters from Divergent in their game!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by ArthursCamelot reviews
A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,482 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out by Instead of Reality reviews
Trapped in Godric's Hollow, Lily Evans Potter decides to go through some of her and James' old school things. In between James' fifth-year Potions notes and his copy of "Hogwarts, A History", she finds a very interesting piece of parchment. One-shot. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Potter's Travels Through Time by TeamIDontCare reviews
When James accidently breaks Rose's time turner, he and his little siblings are sent back in time and meet their namesakes. Or in other words, they visit the Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,180 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Marauders, Lily Luna P.
There's Just Something by DustWriter reviews
Katniss is used to doing everything on her own, but she can't give Prim the trip of a lifetime without Peeta's help. Can she learn to trust anyone ever again?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Target the Weak by OneMillionHeartsForYou reviews
AU Peeta is drafted into a school for fighters. Once he's in, the only way out is to be stronger than the rest of them.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dining with the Dauntless by Ozuchi-Kozuchi reviews
And so, Tris takes on her most difficult opponent yet...COFFEE.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by DustWriter reviews
The last day of middle school before a long summer break should be the best day of Katniss' life...unless she picks Dare instead of Truth. Guess who she has to kiss before the end of the day?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Games That Play Us by Deception's Call reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. Two years ago I won the 72nd Hunger Games. Now, the boy with the bread has been reaped, and he's on the road to the slaughter. I can now repay my debt, but President Snow wants him dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,015 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Mudblood Battles by MoonBeam2254 reviews
With the Dark Lord ruling, he's chosen to create his own twisted version of the Hunger Games... For Mudbloods. Students everywhere always watch the American Hunger Games, now they're thrown into their own. Who lives and who dies? Well let the games begin. (Warning: Written when I was in 7th grade, a.k.a 3 years ago. Read at your own risk. xD)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Could've Thought That by Lerysakon reviews
"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Popular Demand by Maysilee Survived reviews
A sort-of sequel to "The Careers Have a Debate". Clove and Glimmer both like Cato, but who will he choose?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Clove, Glimmer
His Perfect Bertie Bott's Bean by walkingby521 reviews
He licked his lips and purred, "What's it taste like, Granger?" One-Shot. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
She never forgets a birthday. "Happy Birthday." "Thanks, Jo."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Careers Have a Debate by Maysilee Survived reviews
The careers are really bored and don't know what to do. Peeta comes along and gives them all a good suggestion. Clove makes cookies! sort of. Better than it sounds
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
A Match Made In Heaven by MarigoldStevens reviews
"You name your weaponry?" I sneered. "Well, aren't you just the little residential psycho," he said, not being able to fully prevent the mix of admiration from seeping into his tone. The beginning of Cato and Clove. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Whose Story is it Anyway? by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
All of your favorite Harry Potter characters act out hilarious scenes - sent in by YOU! Watch as your character get embarrassed, fall in love, or start laughing so hard that they can't breathe! And I am your host - Ava Dakedavra!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011
Almost by MarigoldStevens reviews
I hate blondes. All of them must die. Especially giggly, ditzy blondes who like to run their hands over their equally dim-witted fair-haired hormone-fueled counterparts. Clove's POV of the Tracker Jacker incident in the movie. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Guilt by MarigoldStevens reviews
No, this was not Sword Boy killing Thresh. This was the Capital and the Games killing Thresh. My version of the fight between Thresh and Cato. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Thresh, Cato - Complete
Perfect by MarigoldStevens reviews
He couldn't leave me. I was perfect and pretty and you just didn't leave perfect pretty people there to die such an un-perfect, un-pretty death. One-sided Glimmer/Cato, Cato/Clove. One-shot. Explaining things in the Hunger Games MOVIE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Saving the Boy by Embracing-Immensity reviews
What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,943 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 660 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson by C. C. Aroww reviews
A year after Percy's run-in with the Kanes and their Egyptian Magician trainees, Annabeth convinces her British penpal to come to the states with her two best friends. After they arrive, Percy realizes that Annabeth's penpal is actually Hermione Granger!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Five Years Later by ChocoLocoCookies reviews
PostHogwarts. A bit AU... Five years after the Final Battle, Hermione is in NYC. IN a profession no one expected her to be: Modeling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because of the Chestnuts and Cherry Stains by Bex-chan reviews
With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius' Birthday by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
It became a tradition in the Malfoy family to throw themed birthday parties for Scorpius. "Can I be a superhero for my birthday?" EWE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Erm, Both? by DominoTyler reviews
"What do they do?" "Wait, which ones? Bras or boobs?" "Erm...both?" Ron is a very confused boy. Hilarity ensues when Hermione, Harry and Ginny have to explain to Ron just what a bra is, and what they are supporting are for!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Pictures of a Better Life by kipler reviews
In the middle of the night, Petunia finally caves in and goes downstairs to read Lily's latest letter. However, this letter just so happens to have pictures too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remembering You by pinayflava90 reviews
It started with the necklace. When he was 5, Draco befriended a Muggle the same time little Hermione befriended a boy who was into magic. Years later, they unknowingly meet again. How they going to remember each other when the minds is stuck with hatred? *mixture of cannon/non cannon*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by kipler reviews
He felt betrayed by two things. The fact that he was just now discovering his aunt but also that Harry had his biological family right here but he chose the adoptive kind instead. Were they really that bad? Dudley searches Harry's room when he is bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The New Harry by kipler reviews
The new Harry was so different from the old one. Whatever they had done at that school had fixed him. He was no longer the broken boy without any parents, but the boy who could fend for himself. The first time Dudley sees Harry after his first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 338 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 14,131 - Follows: 15,581 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Strange by Lerysakon reviews
Something strange is happening within the walls of Hogwarts. Will they ever find out the cause of these incidents? What will their reactions be if they come to the bottom of things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules to Kissing My Wife by incompetent dabbler reviews
Draco/Hermione. "I understand your relationship with my wife, however, there are rules. Rule one, you must not touch her body anywhere. Rule two, you cannot look at her. Rule three, you are not allowed to stand three feet near her..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea: Adventures In China by potatofanaticwriter3 reviews
Ron's in China, Neville's selling bald caps on the black market, Draco's got a sparkly suitcase, and Jimbo finds out about Voldemort's plastic surgery. FOURTH in the I Have No Idea series! Look out for the next one, which will be Dramione! Promise! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Advice by potato4 reviews
Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,187 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea: Flying To China by potato4 reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I Have No Idea: The Sequel by potatofanaticwriter3 reviews
Harry is on a mission to rescue the beautiful Hermione Granger, but Draco gets in the way. Meanwhile, is Voldemort after Harry, and what is he doing in China?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
You Love Who? by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
“Knock, knock,” he said. “Who’s there?” she answered. “You love,” he stated. “You love who?” she inquired. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The New IT couple: mystery of the seeker's glove by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 597 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 325 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 975 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 617 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 267 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Joking by RonFan reviews
COMPLETE! While being accidentally locked in a closet, Draco and Hermione find themselves completely bored and with nothing to do. So to pass the time, they tell jokes back and forth. Beware of long jokes and weird ones too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Road trip by Escritora reviews
**COMPLETE** Harry, Hermione, Ron, Cho, Ginny, and Draco take a road trip (Muggle style!) to celebrate graduation. Romance, resentment, and adventure bloom! R/R! Some beginning D/Hr and Ron/Cho!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,566 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 2/20/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Avada Kedavra: A Murder Mystery by SaraBeth reviews
When the marauders and some other Hogwarts students are trapped inside the Three Broomsticks on a stormy winter night, a mysterious murder occurs. The marauders can't figure out who did it, and worst of all, they begin to suspect each other. Can you fig
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2001
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