My Profile

Hi ppl! I'm Jess, I'm 14 and I go to Droitwich High School which (need I say) is in Droitwich.

I was born exactly three months early, I've wanted to be an author since I first read Harry Potter (sad, I know) which was when I was six and I LOVE Basshunter!!

I also like Enrique Iglesias, Lemar, Ne-Yo, Dizzee Rascal, The Killers, Alesha Dixon, Beyonce, Rihanna, Paramore and The Saturdays. On the food front, pizza and Cajun chicken are definite favorites.

I do Tae Kwon-Do, I'm in the Army Cadets (it's fun, really) and I play the piano/keyboard.

I HATE bullfights (although I just love the rest of Spain) and I'm thinking of becoming a member of a campaign called 'Balls to Bullfighting' which I found on the internet.

When I made this account, I was (as you can probably guess) hyper on fanta. I type this in the hope you guys'll like my stuff!! (No, really!)

If you want to find me on Facebook, it's Jess Saunders. Hi.

My Stories

I have a bunch of half finished novels in my inventory, but on the FanFic front I'm currently working on a Harry Potter spoof and a CHERUB quickie (which you will hopefully find funny).

For the purpose of entertainment, I have introduced a couple of new characters to Hogwarts: a Muggle chav called Bryan and Defence Against the Dark Arts Prof Stephen Womble, largely based on a Mr

Whitehead of Droitwich High (my friends on the site will know who I mean). This particular story is set during Albus Severus Potter's first year. (Harry's youngest son, for those of you who haven't read book 7).