Apparently blank profiles aren't cool, so I'm just going to fill this up with rubbish.

You have been warned!

Abandon sanity and common sense all ye who enter here!

About me:

Name: You can call me either Shoshana, Six, or Kat.

Age: "I'm 1120 years old, just get me a frikkin' beer!" -- Anya "Doppelgangland"

Gender: Female.

Hair color: Purple

Eye color: Silver

Current residence: Asgard

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Here is the link mentioned in my story Landing.

My ships.

Doctor Who

Doctor/Rose (9 & 10)

Torchwood

Jack/Ianto

Owen/Tosh

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Willow/Oz

Xander/Anya

Giles/Jenny

Willow/Tara

Welcome to Night Vale

Cecil/Carlos

Avengers/Thor

Thor/Jane

Loki/Sygn

Loki/OC

Clint/Natasha

Tony/Pepper

Loki/Tony

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Billy/Penny

Random quiz! (I had LOTS of fun with this, I hope you like it!)

Write down ten random characters.

1. The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

2. Old Woman Josie (Welcome to Night Vale)

3. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

4. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who)

5. Suze Simon (The Mediator)

6. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

7. Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

8. Martha Jones (Doctor Who)

9. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)

10. Tara MaClay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

[Jack invites Spike and Martha to dinner at his house. What happens?]

Jack probably hits on them both. Spike flirts back, and Martha says she's already got a boyfriend. Then they all talk about their adventures, while eating the (inedible) food Jack made them. Then Jack asks Spike out on a date, and Spike says yes.

2 You need to stay at a friend's house tonight. Whose house, One or Six?

[Whose house, Ten or Faith?]

Oh my. This is a tough one. The TARDIS or Faith's place. As much as I love Faith, I'd have to say Ten. Just, it's the TARDIS! That and Faith's place is probably a dump.

3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

[Old Woman Josie and Zaphod are making out when Tara walks in, Tara's reaction?]

Tara probably blushes and walks out. Or, if she needs to say something important, interrupts them, says what she needs to say, and leaves.

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

[Spike falls in love with Faith, and Martha is jealous. Fallout?]

I've got a couple that people actually ship. I don't think that was meant to happen. :) Anyway, Faith reminds Martha that she's got her own boy and she “Don't need to steal mine. Dig? *Martha nods* Good, then we're five by five, M, see ya!”

5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Two, Ten, or Seven?

[Jack jumps me, who plays the hero, Old Woman Josie, Tara, or Zaphod?]

I'd go with Tara. Zaphod, being Zaphod, probably feels he has more important things to do. Old Woman Josie…. She'd probably call her possibly-real angel friends to help me, but 'cause they may or may not be real, I'd rather not take the chance. Tara is a powerful witch in her own right, though, and she'd be the one most likely to stop and have a chance at helping, so I'd hope for her.

6. One decides to start his/her own cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

[Ten starts his own cooking show, how are things fifteen minutes in?]

Ten probably ruined the TARDIS' kitchen, and set something on fire. Either that, or he made a delicious-looking banana dish.

7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

[Spike has to marry either Martha, Jack, or Artemis. Who does he choose?]

Spike is still mad at Martha for trying to get between him and Faith, and isn't even remotely interested in Artemis. So, he picks Jack. They had a great time at the dinner, and didn't break up badly. They both knew it was the question that made Spike fall in love with Faith, not anything else.

8. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

[Zaphod kidnaps Old Woman Josie and demands what from Suze for her release?]

Zaphod doesn't demand anything, 'cause he only kidnapped Josie for kicks, and hey, he's President of the Universe. He can get anything he wants, why would he resort to kidnapping? I mean, he's Zaphod Beeblebrox!

9. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

[Everyone gangs up on Spike, does he stand a chance?]

Maybe? I don't know, let's look at the competition; a Master Vampire vs. a Time Lord, an old lady, a human who can't stay dead, a mediator, a Slayer, the President of the Universe, a doctor, a child prodigy, and a powerful witch. Nope. Spike will put up a good fight, and might take out one or two *cough* Arty, Suze, and Josie *cough, but they'll take him down in the end.

10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

[Josie and Zaphod get married and left out Martha, who does she react?]

Martha's understandably upset, but when she asks them about it, they say they sent her one, and they realize it just got lost in the mail. So, everyone's happy.

11. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

[Why is Faith afraid of Zaphod]

Uhh …... 'Cause he's the President of the Universe? I don't know why Faith would be afraid of him.

12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

[Artemis arrives too late for Josie and Zaphod's wedding. What happens and why was he late?]

Arty was saving the world (again), and was so, was delayed. He calmly apologizes to Josie and Zaphod that he couldn't make it, and leaves.

13. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

[Suze and Artemis get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?]

Oh dear Lord. I don't even want to think about it. I wounder who slipped alcohol into Suze's drink, and why Artemis decided to drink... Anyway, I'd probably hide out in the TARDIS.

14. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

[Artemis murders Jack, what does Josie do to get back?]

Nothing. Jack wakes up a few minutes later and asks Artemis why he killed him. Arty replies “Because this question was forcing my hand to murder, and so, knowing that you are immortal, I selected you as the one to murder. That way there is no lasting damage, other than a slight hatred of the question.”

15. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

[Faith and Ten are in mortal danger. Does Faith save herself or Ten?]

Faith probably kicks ass, then Ten gets mad, and she points out that she's saved him regenerating right then and a thank-you would be considered nice. Ten then apologizes and says thanks.

16. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

[Spike and Martha go camping, and forget the food, what do they do?]

Spike forgives Martha, because he remembers that it was a question making her try to come between him and Faith. So they go on the trip, and then he hunts for her when they realize they forgot food. Spike is, of course, fine, as he is a vampire.

17. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

[Suze is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Artemis do?]

Artemis calls Ten and then he comes and fixes Suze up.

18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

[Josie and Zaphod]

Oh, Josie died I'm afraid. Zaphod just wanted to go on adventures and Josie's heart just couldn't handle it. She's with her angels now. Zaphod was heartbroken, of course, but then realizes his feelings for her were just a fabrication and zooms off, happy and smiling. He never forgets, but he doesn't morn her as a lover. Just as a could-have-been friend.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

That's really all there is to say here. If you read all the way through, great! If not, I don't blame you, I'm not that interesting.

Doctor Who fans Keep calm and allons-y! Buffy fans stay five by five. Hitchhiker's fans Keep calm and carry a towel. Loki fans, Keep calm and kneel!

Kat.