"That thing is pathetic, it doesn't even open wood doors!" Whined Rose, hysterically. "No.. it does not.."The Doctor flashed the semi-retarded blonde a perverted smile, "But it opens legs." Her often-narrowed-in-suspicion eyes widened at The Doctors remark and he extended his sonic premicuously.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.