Um, hello? Well if you're reading this for what ever reason, I love Twilight, Harry Potter, Avatar the Last Air Bender, and The Mortal Instruments Series.

Favorite parings:

Edward/Bella

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Katara/Aang

Sokka/Suki

Jace/Clary

Simon/Isabelle

Simon/Mia

Magnus/Alec

I love sarcasm, traveling, and any kind of "Reading the Books" fics.

Lovely Crap nobody cares about but will read anyway:

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, 91698padfoot

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules., Aangs Fangirl1214, aldericon, Summer Sweetheart, 91698padfoot

-If you support Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile !

-If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate copying and pasting these stupid things into your profile, copy and paste this... wait...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

1. Grab the nearest book, turn to page 81 find line 4.

Vampires drink blood.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the monitor

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Top Gear UK

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:29

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Remember the Name

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, letting my dog outside.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile of 91698padfoot

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, grey tank top, whited zip-up sweatshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

pictures, a clock.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

my brother

14. What do you think of this quiz?

fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Hunger Games!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A chair for my desk cause currently mine doesn't have a back to it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

People with no common sense irritate me, so basically 90% of the world irritates me.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

rid the world of sickness, cause right now I'm kinda sick and feeling really crappy.

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush:

Is white.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Elizabeth or Isabella

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James or Edward

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I have before.

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Rosalie

4. Emmett

5. Jasper

6. Alice

7. Carlisle

8. Esme

9. Charlie

10. Renee

11. Jessica

12. Mike

1.have you read a six eleven fic? do you want to?

Alice/Jessica? Um No not at all to both Q's

2. do you think four is hot? how hot

Emmett is most definitely hot!

3. what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Oh my god, poor Carlisle! I highly doubt Esme would have done it willingly, Mike must have raped her.

4.can you recall fics about 9

Yup.

5.would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

If it wasn't for Jasper or Bella, Edward and Alice would definitely be together.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? why?

Jasper/Charlie or Jasper/Renee? Neither would work for the very obvious reasons.

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or
beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), Slythindorclaw Hybrid, 91698padfoot, Padfoot98

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

OPENING CREDITS- My Man -Pretty Girl-Glee Virsion

WAKING UP- American Pie-Don Mclean

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL- Even If it Breaks Your Heart- Eli Young Band

FALLING IN LOVE- I'm Gettin' Stoned -Eric Church

FIGHT- Sigh No More- Mumford and Sons

BREAKING UP-Like Jesus Does- Eric Church

PROM NIGHT- I Gave You All- Mumford and Sons

DAILY LIFE- Storm- Lifehouse

MENTAL BREAKDOWN- Comfortable- John Mayer

DRIVING- Life After You- Daughtry

FLASHBACK- Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri

GETTING BACK TOGETHER- Camouflage- Brad Paisly

WEDDING- Rafiki Mourns- Tsidi Leloka

BIRTH OF CHILD- Bubbly -Colby Caleit

FINAL BATTLE- No Love- Eminem

FUNERAL- Born For This- Paramore

END CREDITS- Monster- Paramore

I have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it to.

Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs

1. How does the world see you? Knee Deep (Zac Brown Band)

2. Will I have a happy life? White Blank Page (Mumford and Sons)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Glory Days (Bruce Springsteen)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? My Kinda Party (Jason Aldean)

5. How can I make myself happy? Awake My Soul (Mumford and Sons)

6. What should I do with my life? Clocks (Coldplay)

7. What is some good advice for me? Paradise (Coldplay)

8. How will I be remembered? The Scientist (Coldplay)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Be Somebody (Kings of Leon)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Miracle (Paramore)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? The Edge of Glory (Lady Gaga)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Black Blue (Christina Perri)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Just a Kiss (Lady Antebellum)

14. What is my day going to be like? Tonight I Wanna Cry (Keith Urban)

15. What will tomorrow bring? Alright (Darius Rucker)