Hello, We are Emerald (God) and Red(Goddess) and we are well, as you may can tell, we are the god and goddess of canon 'harry potter' worlds and we hate to be blasphemed against all of these non-canon shipping stories that we have seen here on fanfiction and any fanfiction website... the reason why we hate the non canon ships, is because there are alot of things don't match up with the timelines we set for the characters of Harry Potter and Ginerva Weasley as well, Hermione Granger and the other main characters...

While it's true Harry and Hermione do share some type of a bond, but it's a familial bond, not a lover's bond, because once well, you pay attention to the character traits of each simplistic characteristic of a certain animal and all.

What do I mean? Well, Let's see how Petunia Dursley formerly Evans is described? Huh? Vernon is simple, Walrus-Like Mustache and an obese figure, abusive uncle, wrestle champion in younger years, easy right, now let's look at Petunia, Brown Hair, Horse face...simple right? What are the characteristics of the animal, of the equine known as the animal, 'horse' huh?

Horse: Long Neck, Bushy or Firm Mane, and what else, long snout, and what else was there, oh yes, BUCK TEETH.

Now look at the attributes of the horse above, and what character had buck teeth? Hmmmm, oh that's right Hermione Granger. Meaning Harry and Hermione are in deed full blooded, or the very least half-siblings, which is considered incest and incest is illegal, in the muggle world as well as the wizarding world too, the only country that allows any siblings, or any incest for the matter is Cote D'Ivoire, or the Ivory Coast in Africa. Only Blacks are incestual usually, I have yet, to see white folk unless you count royalty, and Harry and Hermione were not princes and princesses of whatever they were. They were friends easy and simple, never once shown romantic interest in one another. Hermione is exactly like Petunia, you've heard of abusive husbands, well, let's just say Hermione would be similar to Vernon if Harry and Hermione ever did end up together which would result in Harry either killing Hermione, or him being suicidal. I prefer the ones where he kills Hermioen and then whomever Ginny married and they ended up together because of a widowment law.

The Widowment Law well, only allows widows to date, become betrothed, become engaged, become married to other widowers out there and vice versa as well, too.

Now Harry and Cho. I hardly see the point in the fancying in the first, place, however if she was a fully white, rather than 1/2 white and 1/2 asian, I could see it, why do I hate Asians? Does Pearl Harbour Ring a bell? We fought against the asian country and knowing Cho is either a North Korean Asian or a Japan Asian which involves the dictatorship of North Korea or Japan and all. Neither one is up my alley, the only race I don't hate, are Whites, and Native American Indian Tribes, any and all other races I Hate with a passion, No matter what is right or wrong. Harry belongs to Ginny why?"

Let's see...

Harry's Interest: Quidditch, Pranking, Connection to Voldemort, looks like a male version of Ginny with Black Hair and without freckles and green eyes.

Ginny's Interests: Quidditch, Prank, Connection to Voldemort, looks like a female version of Harry with brown eyes, red hair and freckles.

Soulmates Definition: Looks: Identical twin personality, opposite sex physical form, non blood related, or distantly blood related (5TH, 6TH, or 7th cousins.), Has the exact same interests, hobbies, fetishes(sex fetishes), kinks(sex kinks), wants to always do the same thing the other wants to do as well. That is a true soulmate definition. Has same Zodiac sign as well, too.

Harry and Ginny's Zodiac Sign=Leo. So that a true soulmate defintion and all. I hope you understand and any one who blasphemes against us will be going to wizarding hell 'authorandrewcharluspotter' is right about our rules and regulations. If you don't believe us, that's fine. But don't say the gods didn't warn you. It's your fault if you don't listen.

Also about those slashes and femslashes and all, that's disgusting and any and all other immoral stuff is quite disgusting... Unless you can physically change your reproductive organs and all, physically turn the male prostates,vas deferens, penis shaft, penis head, and testicles into a female uterus, fallopian tubes, clitoris, and ovaries and vice versa.. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THESE THINGS...WILL YOU? Unless you want to go to wizarding hell, and well this world that you authors are living in is the Christian God's world, not the Harry Potter Wizarding World and all. Just so you know all four afterlives still exists, wizarding heaven and hell and muggle(Christian) heaven and hell. Every fanfiction author breaks one commandment, 'thou shalt have no other gods before me.' thereby each and every fanfiction author assumes the responisibility of a god themselves thereby being a god themselves thereby breaking said commandment. I'm the ruler and the wizarding god of the 'canon' harry potter worlds and I'm getting sick and tired of every single body like these stupid bloody morons.

Also, what people don't realize is that, if Ginny did die, somehow, it would be like losing a dear loved one for harry and when a soul loses their soulmate, they become shall we say like Sirius in other words and if Dumbledore caused Miss Weasley's death and in turned caused Harry and Hermione to date, well, let's just say, thankfully, blood chromosomal adoption, is a good thing in the wizarding world and all. Second he would've had to keep Hermione true relationship to Harry from either of them, and that means he would have to obliviate the blood chromosomal adoption from the goblin inheritance test documents and all, because he (Albus and Harry) allowed Ginny to die and all. If it wasn't for Albus manipulation, while Incest may be allowed in the wizarding world and all, it is not allowed in the muggle world except in the country 'Cote D' Ivoire aka The Ivory Coast, A country in East Africa near the ocean and all. I'm pretty sure Harry and Hermione would be married the 'muggle-way' if Ginny's death as a child, did happen and once they found out, they would definitely be divorced but the reasons behind the divorce would have to be hidden or the second option would be time travel and an imperious curse spell onto the time travel and all. Thereby saving Ginny the second time around and all. And once she's saved in the chamber the future knowledge is forgotten completely. that is how the story would play out if it indeed happen said way and all.

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE OBLIVIATED JAMES AND LILY OF THEIR TRUE FIRST CHILD WHICH IS IN FACT HERMIONE JEAN POTTER ADOPTED GRANGER. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU BLOODY FREAKING IDIOTS, READ 'AUTHORANDREWCHARLUSPOTTER'S STORY 'Harry's Hidden Sibling' and that is the 100% truth of what happened and all.