A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME!

Age: fourteen

Favorite Color: I like most colors, but mostly purple and turquoise. Mostly 'cause most people don't know how to spell turquoise.

Where I Got My Username: My dog. Her name is Hana. She died a little while ago, and it is very very sad.

Something Strange About Me: If given the chance to look at my own future, I would not. If you would like to contest this point of view, or you just want to know WHY THE HECK NOT, then feel free to PM me! I'm (almost) always up for a good debate!

Favorite book: Impossible question. But I can tell some of the books I like! Probably my favorite series' would be: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, the Everlost Trilogy, Maximum Ride, and the Pendragon books.

ALSO!!!!

I am rewriting Playing With Fire, 'cause it just REALLY wasn't working, and I hadn't updated in ages, and blah blah blah. I make no promises about when this will happen, but IT WILL HAPPEN! I SWEAR IT ON THE STYX!!!

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

Copy/paste this into your profile if you're a PJO freak. (which is undoubtedly a good thing.)

(\ _/) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

Wise Words of wisdom, or something

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what wiseguy came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever shouted out some random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.