--~ You Have Entered A Realm Betwix Past, And Present. A Place neither A Now Or A Then. Behold My Realm Of Black And White. Nightmarish You Say? Nay. This Is...A Time Paradox! ~--

My Alias: Standard Procedure

Appearance: Tall. Erm...and...short hair. OH! And I have two eyes. Blue. Or we're they two different shades of gray? Oh snap I did not just say that.

List of likes: I like reading, (as any one on this site should...otherwise I'm not quite sure why anyone would be on here) anything overcomplicated or extremely convoluted and insanely expensive (Warhammer 40K), Video Games, Movies, Sarcasm, Oh And Sci Fi, and more importantly, Zombies. WWZ FTW!

Things I Dislike, and or despise with real fervor: Politics, an unavoidable evil. most Crime Shows, Interuptions, Diary of The Dead, Land of the Dead, Snakes, Most bugs, some species of mammal vermin, snakes, uh did i mention snakes? Oh and one of the biggest things i dislike and even hate in some cases, and unfortunate for me because there EVERYWHERE, Cliffhangers. The dreaded Cliffhangers. Am I finished saying Cliffhangers? No I'm Not Done saying Cliff Hang- You guessed it, a Cliffhanger.

Personality: Sarcastic, terrible sense of humor, HUGE sized ego, and an Iron Fist to enforce it. One trait I've developed on my long stay with the internet. I have no anger button at all what so ever in text form. If you insult me with written words, or try to irk and annoy me with mere letters, I will not respond in a angered manner. Perhaps with spite and derision. But no anger. It is the fuel that trolls desire, the fuel that feeds the 'Hate Machine's fire. Get in my way, and I shall use logic and carefully planned mind games to back you into a corner, and slowly and painfully dismember you. I also enjoy taking lovely strolls in the park, and reading poetry by the fire. Yes...all as planned.

Collections I Frequent:

Warhammer (40K)

Assassins Creed (Loads of lolz (Not lulz, you read right, lolz) to be had with this series. I can feel it.)

Halo (Cross over stuff. Most other stuff is uninteresting as I've already bled the fun out of the universe.)

Anything involveing zombies I guess. ('Cept those - of The Living Dead - Films. Scowl)